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 Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 4:42 pm
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match! Introducing first..."
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:09 pm
The twanging of the airy guitar hit the PA system, and the fans stood up in excitement and reverence of the Old and Pissed Off. The stage was still raised enough for an opening to appear in the center of it while the lights changed into an eerie blue and indigo color that cooled the mood. It was slow, it was plodding, but it was surely Shadow who was being raised up from under the stage, sitting in his rocking chair. Moving back and forth, he simply sat and stared forward while the Porcupine Tree song played into the lyrics, even after the elevator had reached the apex.Sunlight. Coming Through The Haze.
No Gaps In The Blind
To Let It Inside
The Bed Is Unmade
Some Music Still Plays
TV. Yeah It's Always On.
The Flicker On The Screen
A Movie Actress Screams
I'm Basking In The s**t
Flowing Out Of It[From the Land of the Setting Sun, weighing in at two hundred and thirty-two pounds, Shadow!]Shadow was slow to rise, giving off a feeling that he was older even still than he looked, but the wiser fans and wrestlers knew that it was a mistake to think that they could take advantage of Shadow's age, or that he wasn't still extremely dangerous as a human being and a wrestler. The look was a front, the legendary wrestler was more than able and capable. Shadow politely dusted himself off and gave a gentle bow, before making his way down to the ring, ignoring most of the fan reactions at ringside, whether positive or negative. He had only one focus right now.I'm Stoned. In The Mall Again.
Terminally Bored.
Shuffling 'Round The Stores.
And Shoplifting Is Getting
So Last Year's Thing.
X-Box. Is A God To Me.
A Finger On The Switch
My Mother Is A b***h
My Father Gave Up
Ever Trying To Talk To MeShadow slid into the ring, turning around as he did so, so that he ended up facing the stage that he'd come from rather than his opponent. He looked around as the fans cheered him and boo'd him thanks to his legendary status. He got up on all fours, then to one knee, before finally standing up tall. Shadow made his way over to one corner of the ring and carefully balanced himself climbing to the middle rope, before bending back and arching his head, spraying a putrid black mist into the air above the ring. Shadow turned and hopped off the turnbuckle, crouching in the corner, ready to begin the humbling.How Can I Be Sure I'm Here?
The Pills That I've Been Taking Confuse Me.
I Need To Know That Someone Sees That
There's Nothing Left
I Simply Am Not Here.
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:11 am
After the illustrious Shadow made his entrance, a few steps deeper into his legend, the screen faded to a brilliant white. A low, calming voice begins to speak directly to your mind as you read these words...
To create a tag team from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Now. Get comfortable.
Relax.
Follow me down.
Click.
Imagine, if you will, an idea. It can be any idea. Something you like. It can be anything; an unknown object, maybe. Perhaps a door, or some kind of pet. It could be a metaphor, perhaps an elephant dancing on a frowning cloud, or hundreds of dollars raining from the sky into the ocean. It could be a concept, like happiness, or something else intangible. Perhaps it is a nice shade of pink. It could also be something far more interesting then these things.
Now, imagine this thing is in front of you, no matter what it is. Imagine as you stare deeply into it, it begins to twist, turning slowly, until it is completely upside down. But it doesn't stop there. It keeps on going, until it is not upside down. How strange. It keeps spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning. Dizzied by the thoughts spinning in your head, you lie down.
However, you forget that there is no ground. As you lie, you begin to float, slowly drifting upwards, slowly leaving the spiraling idea behind. You approach a glass ceiling. As you slowly drift towards it, you feel calm. Relaxed. The cosmos sprawls far beyond it. As you approach the glass, you begin to pick up speed. Soaring towards the galaxy, you crash. The glass breaks, caving under the force of your movements. You begin to float beyond, into the stars above.
On your approach, the stars themselves begin to align. They majestically twirl, as if you possess your own gravity, pulling them into line. After mere seconds, they form a shape, a sparkling picture in the galaxy; they form the image of a tiger. This majestic animal, made of stars, stares into your soul. You can feel it burning. You can also feel two arms wrap around you, from behind. Don't be scared. Embrace it.
A female voice whispers into your ear.
"Tiger is love," she says. "Tiger is life." As the white fades back to reality, Neo-Tiger Hat III Ultra is stood on the apron in Shadow's corner. Almost as if what just happened had nothing to do with anything. Or perhaps it never happened at all?
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 7:24 pm
Ladies and gentlemen!
Boys and ghouls!
Step right up!
Behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of..
Delight! Horror! Fantasy and terror!
Your every wish is our command!
Your every whimsical desire brought to life!
But I'm warning you..
There's always a price!
Welcome to the greatest show unearthed!The Greatest Show Unearthed by Creature Feature played throughout the arena after it had gone dark. Something you think wrestling fans would grow accustomed to. Well some did, but it was still fun to play along wasn't it? Anyway the big old titantron cycled through many, many match highlights of the two as the song played on. All the while a ring of fire had flared up center of the stage and two people rose up. They stood back to back until the platform came to a stop, then they both stepped out of the circle and began the trek down the ramp. "AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-FIVE POUNDS.......THE HARDCORE WITCH CLAIRE HAWKINS....THE SUICIDAL ONE MATT DRAVEN!Half way down the ramp, Matt broke out into a sprint and slid into the ring headfirst. He then hopped up and ran across the ring and hopped up onto the second turnbuckle of one of the ring posts, where he performed his signature taunt. He would then hop down and walk over to the other three ring posts and repeat said taunt. Meanwhile, Claire simply walked down the ramp and up the steps. Then into the ring. It wasn't anything fancy, but she had a rather large task in front of her. While she loved her friend and his antics, sometimes he needed to focus and stay focused throughout the time. Nonetheless, Claire took her coat off while Matt used the top rope to stretch out his arms. It was time to get Extreme! BBW Style!
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:30 am
Frankly, Shadow wasn't sure what to make of Hindu Cathead Houdini. On the one hand, he was a competent partner. On the other hand, he made Shadow feel things he hadn't felt since he was a part of Team Prozac. Icky feelings.
Wanting to be as far away from those icky feelings, Shadow volunteered to start things off, whether it be against Claire or the elusive Matt Draven.
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 1:18 am
"Do you want me to start or do you want to?" Matt asked Claire as he kept his gaze on the other team. What was the Witch' s response? Why a simply slap on the back before he stepped between the ropes and onto the apron. "Would it kill ya to say it next time?" he muttered under his breath as he stepped towards the center of the ring.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:15 am
Matt was so willing to oblige, opting to go first. How wonderful. As the ref called for the bell to ring, Shadow charged at Matt in hopes of catching him off guard with a forearm splash.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:30 am
Well, this was going to hurt, and it did. The eternal Emo One clobbered the Suicidal One right in the face with the forearm and, needless to say, sent him crashing to the canvas with a force! Well ********, this wasn't going to end well was it?
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:43 pm
Nope, it wasn't going to end well at all for Matt. Now having struck first, Shadow bent low to grab Matt with a fist-full of hair, hoping to then strike the side of his head with his elbow.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:48 pm
Well, it looked like he was right. This was going to hurt! Shadow grabbed a handful of hair, kinky, and slammed an elbow right on target. Thus rattling Matt's central CPU a bit. How rude!
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:57 pm
((Auto hit)) Matt may have been clocked with that elbow, but Shadow made the mistake of staying within striking distance! Matt grabbed his attacker arm, pulled him a bit closer, and then lashed out with a quick kick to the skull! Which connected and sent Shadow staggering away. Matt quickly scrambled back up to his feet, charged shadow and attempted to take him down with a running front dropkick to the chest!
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 7:00 pm
Dropkicked in the chest, Shadow spilled out of the ring underneath the bottom rope. Resting up against the barricade, the tides had turned faster than the old man had expected, and liked.
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 2:08 am
After knocking Shadow out of the ring, Matt quickly got back up to his feet and positioned himself in the center of the ring so he was able to keep and eye on Shadow. Allowing him to regroup. Normally Matt would stay on the hunt and keep putting the pressure on, however tag team environments were a different matter. Besides the match was still young! Far younger then Shadow liked, or maybe he liked younger things but simply was a stubborn old coot.
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 5:44 pm
Shadow liked not getting kicked in the chest, and as such, decided that he would need a quick break. Sliding into the ring, Shadow stood up with an arm gripping his chest. That's when he decided to tag in Zen Cat and let him do some of the work.Extremist-Saint-Joey Wrote
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 12:03 pm
Well since Shadow's partner was taking so much time to decide whether or not to tag in, Matt decided to take advantage of the opportunity that was providing itself so readily! He walked backwards to his own corner and into the corner. Claire lightly slapped his shoulder and tagged herself in. While she stepped into the ring, he stepped out and the duo officially made the transition. Far faster then the other team that's for sure! Anyway, now that she was in the ring, Claire carefully locked her crimson gaze upon the other team as walked to the center of the ring.
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