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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:08 am
It was the day, the day meaning a day that he was going to leave the island and enjoy a bit of the civilian life he only half missed. As far as leave went, Horace was, quite obviously, the best brother Harley had never had. Except she had other, real brothers, a score of them probably. Horace, on the other hand, had no siblings. He thought. Parents had never factored into his life back home - he knew his mother's name, that was the only bit of information he had ever managed to weasel out of his grandma. So, Hattie was officially (unofficially) his sister. And Horace was excited, even if they were siblings that had kissed once. That kiss didn't count anyway, he reasoned. He'd grabbed a messenger bag today, mostly empty, but it never hurt to be at least marginally prepared. For one brief, shining second, he debated texting Harley to make sure she was ready. And... that second passed and he slipped his phone into his pocket, doing the tri-tap: phone, keys, wallet. Good to go. With a spring in his step, he headed up to Harley's room. The rooms on the first floor were lighter, more airy and infinitely brighter. The whole floor was. Still, Horace found he didn't mind the basement (as long as it didn't flood). With a deep breath, he twisted the knob to Harley's door slowly, ever so slowly, easing it open with a feather-light touch. Horace was trying to sneak up on his poor victim friend.
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:44 am
Harley had been very excited for this trip; she hounded him until a date was set, and the moment they agreed was the moment she had booked that day off, just in case. She didn't want to miss out on a day because too many people wanted that particular one off, after all! Last night had been restless in her excitement for her first day off, and poor Spikey McPurple (whom she understood now was actually named Thomas Giacinto, which was considerably less fun) had to deal with her tossing and turning all night, and all the times she had gotten up to pace the small room or to roll around on the floor as if it would help.
Morning had come, and he had left, but Hattie had finally settled down. So much so that when Horace began to sneak into her room, he would find her on her temporary cot, one leg thrown over the edge and both arms up, one enough to cross her face as she slept. Her bright red hair spilled everywhere, and she was dressed in a bright blue tank top and white sleep shorts, but that was it save for the thin blanket that twisted and draped around and over her, pegging her as the restless sleeper she was.
His sneaky entrance didn't stir her at all. She continued to sleep, completely unaware.
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 10:25 am
She was asleep. Horace frowned and stared down at her. Harley was asleep and it was nearly time to go. Maybe she hadn't wanted to really go, after all... He had kind of forced her into saying yes without really thinking about it. Horace had just been stupidly excited to have friends - like her, like Melvin, like Dylon. With a sigh, he sat down on the other bed in the room (he'd read that she had a roommate, but why did she get only a cot? Unfair.). He kicked his feet out, but he wasn't quite close enough to touch her. Well, regardless if she wanted to go or not, he was at least going to wake her up and she would see him off. With a huff, he took off his messenger bag. Carefully, he aimed and it went sailing.... to land right on her butt. He folded his arms. "Harley, WAKE UP."
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 9:08 pm
The bag hit her and she sat up like a shot, her yelp of surprise tapering off into a very sleep-grumbly 'ORANGES TANGO', which no doubt made any sense to any party at all. In the flailing mess of sitting up she grabbed the sheets, holding it so tightly her knuckles turned all sorts of lovely red and white shades while her blue eyes, wide and curious, shot around the room to find the offender.
She spotted him, and relaxed immediately. All the tension visibly seeped from her body, along with a heavy sigh of relief. Followed by a projectile in the form of a pillow, thrown with all her tired might at her newest baby brother.
"You're SO RUDE!" She half yelled, half laughed, before sinking back onto her cot, which due to the lack of pillow was at least a good ninety percent less comfortable. "How the heck did you get in here anyway? Am I dreaming? Are you going to start stripping soon?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:24 pm
He captured the pillow she tossed at him and folded it over his arms, glaring at her. Then he blinked. "This isn't a dream, but do you often dream about me stripping off? Oh my, Hattie!" Horace shot her a look, complete with waggling eyebrows. His hands had come up to press against his chest, as though he were some shy maiden in front of Hattie. Then, as though a switch were flipped, he arced a brow and turned back into regular Horace. "I'm here because you said you'd go with me, you horrible brat. And if you don't wanna come, you can at least see me off." And if he was a little sulky about it, he hid it under his mocking tone and poked out tongue.
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:36 pm
Harley stared at him for a time or two, blue eyes wide as her larger friend played the timid fair maiden. Then the promptly turned to an invisible third party in the room, raising her hand in the air. "Your Honor, I would like to plead the fifth!"
"I didn't ask why, I asked how!" All she had left out with the self-serving Duh at the end. "AND OI I'm still going! I was up all night with the excites and then Spikey left and then I fell asleep waiting for your smutty butt." She explained quickly, rubbing her eyes and then gesturing to the small backpack she had stuffed behind the door, which had been deemed a good place to keep things. "You can't get rid of me that easily, Smutbot." She had nothing else to throw at him so she got up, crossed the room, and collapsed on him with all of her meager weight and boney arms. "Especially since I was promised an aquarium." At which point she started to wrap her arms around his neck, and her legs around his middle; if he was going to be a brat about it, she would match him with full on toddlerdom.
"And puppies."
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:29 pm
Horace rolled his eyes at Harley. "There's no judge in the world that would pardon you. And as to how - the door was unlocked, anyone could've come in." He frowned at her, mock outrage crossing his face at the 'smutty butt' comment. But then Harley was clambering on him like a damn barnacle and although he leaned back, it was too late. She was attached. Abruptly, he stood, easily able to bear her slight weight. Horace was kind of hoping she'd just... slide off. He bounced up and down, jumped and finally, with a short, warning, "Hattie~", he spun around. Centrifugal force. Horace stopped. "I thought you didn't wanna come anymore because you were asleep..." he muttered, poking her.
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 8:05 pm
Horace's attempts to get her to let go only made her cling harder, her hands latching around his neck and her ankles hooking at his back. She did slip once and let out a cry, but for the most part she stayed put, hanging off of him like a koala, only less furry, a lot larger and definitly not as evil.
"Horace." She stressed seriously, despite the slight tsk in her voice, and unwrapped her arms to hold the sides of his face in an attempt to make him look at her. "If I agree to something I'm gonna follow through, hell or high water!" This was a promise, and one delivered with sincerity. "And if I couldn't anymore I'd totally would've told you like, yesterday! Geez." For a moment she considered giving him a kiss on the cheek, but instead she held his shoulders so she could get her feet on the ground, and settled for a hug.
Well, it started as a hug, but then she squeezed with all her might and started swaying from side to side, more like a bar mauling than anything.
"Okay little Brother? We good? Can we go look at puppies now?"
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:43 am
He should've known it wouldn't work. Harley was nothing if not tenacious - he liked that about her. He couldn't even continue to sulk in the face of her promise. Then she started suishing him and he squeaked in distress. They rocked back and forth for a moment, Horace fighting a laugh. Finally, he gave in. "Okay, okay, Hattie, I'm sorry. Let's go find you some puppies before they dock more of our hours." He huffed good-naturedly at her. "Regardless of when we leave, our leave started at 10am." He arched a dark eyebrow at her before snorting and spinching her arm. enoh love feel free to timeskip it a bit!
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:14 pm
Horace's laugh was a victory, but it also encouraged her to keep up her antics. At least until he submitted to her and apologized. Then she felt safe to laugh and unwind her legs from around him, making sure she had footing before loosening her arms.
"You need puppies as much as I do, buddyguy!" She gave a quick patpatpat to his cheek, and spun to head to the door, fishing her bag from behind the door. "I just need to go change, meet you at the portal in fifteen!" Then she bolted, apparently going to change more than just her outer clothing.
~*~
As promised, fifteen minutes later (fifteen minutes and thirty-two seconds, if he was feeling partially nitpicky that day), Harley showed up by the island's portal, wearing one of Tommy's dark grey scarves and one of his rather old looking jackets (this one a faded light brown colour) over a thin looking grey sweater dress, pink tights and black shoes. She had her hair down and lime green ear muffs (Dylon's) over her ears, and a pair of fleece lined leather gloves in her pockets (also Dylon's). Apparently, Harley Kiddo wasn't a big fan of matching her clothes. Or perhaps she simply did not care.
"Ready to go, Little Bro?" Ready or not, they still left anyway.
~*~
"It's ******** COLD!" Harley half whined, half laughed, into the chilly New Jersey air. She pulled the too large jacket closer around her, trying to huddle into it as if it would help; but they hadn't even left the alley they had been ported into. It did not spell great things to come.
"Waaahhhh..." She whined again, ducking her head down into her raised shoulders and shimmying closer to the somewhat larger form of her friend. "Where are the puppies? Can we go now? I'm going to die!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:16 am
Luckily for Harley, Horace was no longer feeling sulky or nit-picky. "Do I look little to you?" Horace snorted and poke her earmuff. An earmuff he was certain he saw in Dylon's room. He laughed. "You're a clothing thief aren't you?" ------------- Harley's laughter was always one thing - infectious. "Don't whine, you goof. Here." Abruptly, he shrugged off his huge scarf and tried to envelop her in it, pulling Tommy's own scarf from her neck - scarf swap. Horace was dressed simply, if not fashionably. A brown sweater vest, and over it, a couple of sleeveless jackets, the inside one a bright purple, the outside one brown. Despite the chill, he still refused to wear sleeves. At least he had worn full length pants. He tugged her out of the alleyway. He had requested they be ported next to a large pet store and was not disappointed when they rounded the corner. Large and glorious and three white vans parked outside, emblazoned with various pet rescue logos. Score. "C'mon." He walked towards the store calmly and not like that overactive teenager he was. no. Once inside it took approximately half a minute before Horace held a cat in his arms and another one walked across his shoulders. A grin spread across his face. "I want all of them, Hattie."
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 8:39 am
"Yes, my tiny, itty-bitty baby brother." Hattie laughed until he caught her as a thief, and her mirth died into a loud, single mocking gasp. "I would never! I asked for these, okay! Just like I asked for his gloves...and Tommy for his jacket and scarf." She coughed, and instead of dwelling on it, she ran through the portal.
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"I will whine and you can't-" Her attempt at disagreeing with him died on her lips as she was wrapped up in a scarf that was too large to be real. "-Okay, maybe you can. Where the hell did you get a scarf like this? It's amazing!" She pulled an end and fidgeted with it until it was tighter around her neck and shoulders, hoping to trap more of her body heat with it.
She then let out a shocked, but strangely strangled, noise. "SMUTBOT Your arms!" Her hands were instantly on them, rubbing up and down quickly, as if the friction would win against the chilly air. It did nothing in the end, and of course it wouldn't, but when he started moving she was all for following along, staying as close as she can in the off chance he was a heat leech who could steal what little heat she had.
Suddenly, they were in heaven.
Harley was sitting on the ground with two kittens on her lap, baiting them both to play with a feather-ended string toy. Their tiny little claws dug into her tights and through them, but the pain was worth it for the amount of wriggling, mewling adorable that was happening.
"Me toooo! I'm so sad we can't take them home." She mourned, picking up one of the kittens to give it an unwanted nuzzle, making the poor little thing mewl in distress and paw at her face. "I could die right now and I would be soooo happy." The kitten was returned, and it celebrated its new-found freedom by tackling the other one, causing them both to tumble off of her lap.
"Why did we come here? It'll make going home depressing." Harley wailed, rolling to lay flat in the floor, tapping her nails on the ground between the duelling fuzzballs.
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 7:14 am
"Hattie," he said in all mock-seriousness. "-if you die right here, then the poor shopkeepers would have to tote your body out, over to the dumpster." He screwed up his face at her. "That's where the trash goes, right?" He laughed and held up a hand. "Ok, that was mean - I'd give you a viking burial, flaming boat and all." The calico on Horace's shoulders nuzzled his face, nearly knocking his glasses off. Hattie could have the kittens, but his two were older cats, were suited to lazy walks and cuddles and tripping up people as they walked. He loved it. He put the grey cat down, careful not to dislodge his shoulder buddy. It meowd plantively up at him, clearly unhappy with being set down. With a great sigh, Horace sat cross-legged on the floor and it leapt up and began to cuddle down into his lap. The calico began to chew on his hair. "You know, if you get the right kind of carrier, you can have pets, uh-" He looked around, unsure how to phrase things with so many normal people around. "-back home, if you get the right carrier. They probably won't be as cute as these guys, but.... I can try to help you find one?" He eyed the shop staff - they'd probably get kicked out soon, sadly. Especially since they weren't really buying anything.
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 8:02 pm
"UM, Excuse me, I won't care because I will be dead." Harley corrected with a huff, before stretching out an arm to point at him; if he had been any closer, he would have been jabbed. Hard. "BUT IF YOU DID - I will haunt you. And you know how serious that is." Dying and haunting someone was a very real thing that could happen in a very serious way. She brightened up considerably at the whole viking funeral thing, though.
"Yes! I wanna go out in a ball of fire. Or maybe getting eaten by a Kraken. Cap'n Jack style." She made guns with her fingers, each shot going off with a click of her tongue. It lasted for all of four shots before one of the kittens sunk their claws in her waving fingers, making her give a startled - and slightly pained - cry of delight.
"...Wait, really? We can have pets at home?" She stared at him wide-eyed, as if the thought never occurred to her. "How? Where? Does it have to stay in the carrier all the time?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 1:34 pm
Horace laughed at her antics. Really, Harley was like a big cat playing with littler cats. Only with more sass. "Yeah, we can. I, uh, I'm not sure. I think they die if they... get left outside.. the c-" A store associate had been standing near them and her eyes widened dramatically as Horace spoke. s**t, time to go. That was the wide-eyed look of 'I will find you and call animal protective services on you'. Standing, he grabbed Hattie's arm and tried to yank her out of the store. "Heeeey, we should probably go... I'll tell you more later." Besides, the next thing on their agenda was a short four block walk - the aquarium.
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