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 Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 4:59 pm
The startHe wasn't particularly excited, at first, til he read the summons a little more closely. Then he'd realized it hadn't just been addressed to him.
He kicked through Chel's door (after opening it like a civilized person) and shouted into her room. "Wake up loser! If Jack's d**k is out I'm cutting it off!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:47 pm
The Start
"You would be lucky to see a ******** d**k," Chel bellowed back.
Unfortunately for Chris he had no cousin to berate for sleeping in because Chel was up quite early today. In fact she'd been awake early for the past few days because she had been feeling ******** fantastic, thanks for asking.
"What's up nerd?" she asked, not looking up from the straps of her boots, which she was currently buckling in place. "I got a mission I'm heading on soon. Like ********' Siberia or some s**t." How Chel was intending to survive the cold in a tank top and jeans was a mystery.
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:59 pm
The Start
"Har har. I see my own beautiful d**k every day, thanks." He wouldn't be deterred by spoilsport insomniac cousins who weren't asleep when they should be. He bounced from foot to foot excitedly. "That's why I'm here! Dude did you even read it?"
He thrust his phone under her nose like she didn't have the exact message CC'd to her own phone. Somewhere in there were their names, together. "We're on a mission together!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:10 pm
The Start
"Aaand I officially lost my appetite for breakfast with the imagery of your d**k. ********' thanks a lot." But her grin for Chris would never really disappear no matter what.
She tried to follow his energetic bouncing, but wasn't really in the mood. "No I just got the thing this mornin'-" An even wider grin broke out to match saucer eyes. "What? No ********' way. Hell yeah. Hell ********' yeah." She took the phone from his hands to confirm it- almost like it wasn't realy without proof.
"Well I sorta hate ta ask, but you got some extra coats then ...?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:20 pm
The Start
He made all the appropriate sassy and sarcastic faces, but he couldn't help his gleeful jittering. It felt like every mission separated him from Chel, but now they were going to kick a** together. ********' finally.
"I got you," he said, swinging the backpack slung across his shoulders so that he could reach in and pull one of his spares. "Figured you'd need something so i grabbed it before I left my room." Chris's, naturally, was still way fluffier, but the spare he'd brought was pretty nice too. "You're on your own for everything else though. I didn't bring an extra hat or anything."
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:24 pm
The Start
"Aw thanks man. My black heart is growin' ********' three sizes bigger." She even put a hand to her heart to show him yes look right there.
The hat she had covered in the form of her favorite red beanie. That had a hole in it.
Her bag was already half packed and she asked, "You know when we're leavin'?" ******** if Chel knew.
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:32 pm
The Start
"Too bad you're still a ********' grinch," he replied.
He took his phone back from her to check the time. "We probably got ten minutes before we need to head to the portal? I've gotta finish packing my bag there. Sounds like I'm going to need a field med kit."
He wasn't quite ready to let her stew in whatever she was struggling with, though. His bouncing stilled, mostly. "You gonna be up for this?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:35 pm
The Start
"I took down a ********' ghost commander and a dragon." False, Jack had taken down the dragon, but that was besides the point. "You sure you're up for this?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:36 pm
The Start
He shrugged. "Won't know until we try."
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:40 pm
Favors
"You hafta put me on this ********' mission." Chel had balled fists for hands, but she was talking to her superior. Well no, it wasn't technically her superior- they were both full hunters. Chel was, with her bracelet however, an inferior.
"Woah, cool your jets. You're welcome to come, we have a few spots open, actually." He raised an eyebrow, adjusting his blueish vest with an awkward sort of movement that signaled to Chel he didn't want to be a part of this conversation, but was going to continue with it anyways. "Why would a lovely maiden like you push so hard to be on this daring adventure?"
"I just love snow. I love snow so much," Chel said with a roll of her eyes. "Did you even read your moonsquad? My cousin's on your team, I wanna make sure he's good."
"Ooh family bond. That can't be fun."
"No it's not, but if you hold it against me I'll ********' kill you."
"Yes, yes. I hear you. Consider it done- just don't be late."
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:41 pm
The Start
"Go pack yer s**t. I'll be down there, just bring the coats."
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:49 pm
Bon Voyage
"There's no natural portal close enough to the site," a tech said. Chris was definitely listening. Like, at least half listening. He was going to blame ill attention on the fact that he was stuffing a med kit into his pack, really. "That's why the suns are here. They're escorting you to the caves."
The portal was getting kind of chaotic as the rest of the team for the mission began to show. Mostly Chris was used to being stuck with other trainees on missions, but he'd already seen more than a couple full coats. s**t.
"You gonna be okay?"
Chris turned to the voice and his throat went dry. This had to be the head of his team. He was tall and broad and if anyone on this stupid island was an actual hero, it was this guy. Even his casual stance, with his feet set apart and his arm casually cradling and round shield, was perfectly heroic.
"Uh. Yeah, should be. I got her to pull my a** outta trouble," he said, gesturing to Chel.
The hunter looked amused, but nodded along. "Good. Try not to fall off your motorcycle, eh?"
Chris's eyes went wide and he spun to Chel. "Motorcycles! God, ******** yeah."
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:57 pm
Bon Voyage
Chel, at the moment of captain beautiful's speech, was sending a few text messages. She only looked up when eyes fell on her, and even then it was a half-hearted, "Huh? What- yeah..." And then back to texting.
Very attentive.
The second time she was looked at, she was much more enthusiastic. "Oh s**t. S'like that time with Mikey-"
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:04 pm
Textsmedigel Text to Beanstalk: on a wission 4 a few days idk Text to Beanstalk: u can use that dum pilow as ur sex doll wnile im gon lmfao (there was a momentary pause before the last one) Text to Beanstalk: chris is here. ill b ok. ayeavast Text to Gingerface: going 2 b gone 4 mission. watch my roow ya?
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:18 pm
TextsAround a half hour later: Quote: Text to C. Craft:Have fun. By the sheer fact of being Chel, she negated any half assed advice like stay safe and be careful and even don't get thrown in the infirmary because that was pointless. An additional one came a few minutes afterwards: Quote: Text to C. Craft:Tell Chris I say hi. birdistheword.jpg Because nothing said friendliness like a smile (fake as ever, she'd know) and a middle finger.
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