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 Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:15 am
Saw something on the web, and had a passing thought of something to try as a Alternate RP story. Larfleeze, the Orange Lantern of Avarice, heard about Christmas traditions on Earth, and decided to take part -- by taking everything. Who would rise up to stop this Orange Miser from stealing Christmas and taking it back to Okaara forever!!!! MWAHAHAHHAAAAA!!! (cough cough) ha ha (cough).
[Any and all members are welcome to put a stop to Larfleeze from stealing everything in sight. I will run Larfleeze (unless Rosie wants to reprise him). Anyone can bring in any character they have to try someone else. This is just something for over-the-top fun, guys. smile ]
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:47 am
((Well . . . who to bring in.))
"What about that RP where Misty hooks up with Arell?"
You think that'd work?
"Pssh . . . you two've been shipping the ******** outta that."
((Okay, so I ain't neat!))
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the store . . . Arell was searching for a gift, just one more. The whole damn list covered from C.J. to Dun', and that's enough rhyming, it's time for some fun!
"Lessee heah . . . Eric, Dun', C.J. an' Merida, 'Manda, Misty, da O'Connahs, just gotta get one fer Warp an' Alex an' I'm done!" he told himself as he looked around the big department store, checking around and unaware that a certain Orange Grinch was about to swipe the whole damn holiday!
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 12:08 am
(( since pyro man is currently indisposed at the moment, i might as well toss in the future characters, but keep their identity to a minimum )) PLATINUM AGE COMICS PRESENTS!!
PYRO MAN LEGENDS!: THE ORANGE CHRISTMAS!  Seasonal Series
Issue # 1$2.99 us Year: 2121*a robotic snow man is about to tell a story too all the little boys and girls*
Robo-Snowman: so raise the shields and raise the joy because Christmas time is here!
*the little children cheer*
Little boy1: that was great Mr. Freezer man, now will you tell us of the story of the Orange Christmas ?
Mr. Freezer Man: haha no little girl! No i wont! *Bzzzz... BZZZ Zap* Wait yes! yes i will! now this might be a little hazy, but it all started nearly 100 years ago. With a team of Firefighting arsonist named the Pyro Men. *Year:2029*Narrator: T'was the Morning before Christmas and our heroes are running about trying to get there holiday shopping done.
*Pyro Towers, Michigan: home of the Pyro Men*
Yellow Clad girl: come on, work you piece of junk!
Blue clad man: hey what are you doing with the microwave?
Yellow Girl: what dose it look like, im trying to fix it
Blue man: uh, why? usualy i use my suit to heat up my food
Yellow Girl; you what?! thats a waste of energy you frigin museal head!
Blue Man: oh come on, the Pyro Crysteal crops should be ready by tomarrow morning, we have to burn off these old ones fast before they become unstable and get that weird smell.
Yellow Girl: what are you talking about, these crystels are good all year around.
Blue Man: really, hmmm i just throw them in the river every Christmas day.
Yellow Girl: you what!?
Blue Man: uhhhhh i mean
*as The Blue Clad man and the Yellow Clad woman are arguing, a girl in pink wearing head phones goes over and puts a bag of popcorn in the microwave, then she pushes the button for 15 minutes *
*Mean while, and Red Clad man with a Mohawk enters carrying some boxes, but then is statled by Green Clad man*
Red man: whoa! wheres the fire!
Green man: dude, have you forgotten you and i were going down to the local orphanage, i promised them that The green and red Pyro Man was going to make an appearance there and help pass out gifts. Want to come along?
Red Man: wow dude that sounds really great in all, but the new Halo came out, and i got it before alot of other people, and in this hand i have a 3 month subscription to X Station Live Plus, im sorry my hands is full right now
Green man: Sigh, you never change, you and your stupid video games
* the man in Red and the man in green continue to bicker about responsibility and ethics*
*Suddenly the microwave begins to shudder and spark violently, and with a massive boom a wave of energy is released and engulfs the entire top floor of Pyro Tower, where are heroes are currently at*
Narrator: but little did they know, that it actually sent them to a familiar place at a familiar time
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:41 pm
// So are they already together or.... //
(( Might be fun if they weren't yet. ))
// Hm, could be fun. //
In a different area of the department store, two little shoppers were busy running up and down the aisles. Their poor mother trying to keep her eyes on them and carry half a dozen bags at the same time.
"Is Santa here!" the little boy asked, looking around one aisle.
"He should be! He was outside!" the little girl shouted.
"Now now... we'll go and see him in just a bit. Lets get our shopping done first, hm? Are we forgetting anyone?" Misty asked, trying to catch up with them.
"Arell!"
"CJ!"
"You already have two bags for each of them..."
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:04 pm
 In the same mall where everyone was, a faintly glowing orange entity lurked in the shadows. The orange construct was given a task to seek out 'Santa Claus', the master of this most gluttonous holiday. For Glomulus, this holiday was a true avarice's delight. Everyone getting so many gift-rapped prizes, the beautiful decorations, the wonderful music... and .... Sniff.... Sniff.... Wait, that aroma. Can it be? Glomulus' attention was attracted to that smell of ... of... The orange lantern moved out of it's hiding spot trying to find the source of the wonderful smell. Several Christmas shoppers stop at the sight of the small corpulent, multi-armed creature, but Glomulus couldn't be bothered with the screams of frightened shoppers. The creature's eyes widened underneath the dark robin mask at the sight of the sign in front of him: SUPER CHINA BUFFET
All you can eat for $5.99 Glomulus was already beginning to drool, smiling widely, Best. Holiday. Ever. One of the proprietors of the buffet finally spots the strange floating creature staring past him. The poor Chinese man's eyes widened as the round creature's four arms raised, and the creature began to charge in his direction, "Rrrrraaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!"The Chinese server screamed.
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:05 pm
Meanwhile, Arell was browsing the aisles as he heard the kids darting to and fro, trying to find gifts before he bumped into Misty. Almost literally!
"Well, bonjour Misty! Need a hand wit' dem bags, che?" he asked, smiling as he stood by. Sure there were a lot of folks that came and went in his life, but he always had a bit of a soft spot for Misty.
That Soft spot C.J. knew, too . . . but unlike SOME certain universes Rosie and I would know, he was slightly okay with the whole thing. Matter of fact, there he was just walking in, whistling a Christmas tune. Rather convenient that this little triangle happened to show up at the same store, eh?
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:54 pm
PLATINUM AGE COMICS PRESENTS!!
PYRO MAN LEGENDS!: THE ORANGE CHRISTMAS!  Seasonal Series
Issue # 2$2.99 us Narrator: Now where was i oh yes, the explosion that we tough destroyed our heroes acually sent them through time!Year: 2014* A white vortex opens up as the man in Red and the man in Green fall out and in to a near by snow pile*
Red : AHHHHH ompf!
Green: whoa! heh
Red: What the HELL WAS ALL THAT!?
Green: i dont know, or maybe its the spiret of Christmas trying to stop you from being a jerk.
Red: A jerk! why you... wait a minute... where are we?
Green: more like when are we?
Red: what a douche bag thing to say
Green: no Look, the Xbox one is still over 500 dollars!
Red: so that means.... we traveled back in time! to the mid 2010's to think about it. Hold on, let me check. Excuse me sir?
Man: um yes.
Red: who is the current president?
Man: Obama
Red: which term?
Man: second, its only 2014
Red: 20..14?!
Green: whoa, now thats trippy dude, this was around the time when Adventure time was like the most happening cartoon out.
Red: yeah and when Sony still made Spider Man movies. By the way, you trippin! Gravity Falls was the best cartoon out!
Green: i hope the others are ok *takes out his communicator and tries to signal the others*
Red: wait a sec.... this is my chance! * Runs in to the local department store*
Green:hey WAIT, where you going!?
Red: to make things right again! *enters the Department store*
Green: dammit guys pick up! CRAP *follows Red*
Narrator: However, its appears that Pyro-Red's quest to fix the past, might just have an unexpected detour.
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:05 am
( Heh, I was thinking of making this one more of a great big 'happy ending' sort of universe one. As you'll see here soon... ) Misty nearly dropped half her bags when Arell came around the corner. She smiled up at him and blushed a bit as she fumbled to get a grip on the bags again. "Eheh, they just got a little over excited about getting gifts for everyone. I suppose I should be happy they're more interested in giving than getting." she said, then looked down at her bags. "I.... I could use a hand, but I don't want to bother you with any-" she began, before a little dark-haired blur came running up. "Not that bag!" the little girl announced, snatching one from her mother's arms. "He's not allowed looking in this bag!" Amanda huffed, then smiled up at her Uncle Arell. She gave him a quick hug, then ran off back down the aisle. Misty sighed and chuckled. "I hate to ask, but can you help me keep an eye on them until they wear themselves out?"
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 3:20 pm
PLATINUM AGE COMICS PRESENTS!!
PYRO MAN LEGENDS!: THE ORANGE CHRISTMAS! Seasonal Series
Issue # 3$2.99 us Narrator: While Red and Green are off to the Store, lets turn our attention to across town with Blue, Yellow and VioletYear: 2014* A white vortex opens up in the sky, as our heroes Pyro-Blue, Yellow and Violet fall out and in to a dumpster*
Blue: awww damn,what was all that!
Yellow: well from what i know, and this is from experience... we travled back in time due to the microwave exploding.
Violet: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Blue: what!
Violet: my music band got fried! , and i just bought!
Yellow*getting out of the dumpster*: well thats what warrents are for
Blue: yeah your one to talk! Ms. i'll fix the microwave! what was you thinking!?
Yellow: hey im the genius here you Muscle head! you shouldent have been distracting me when i was working, and you! *points of Violet* you had your head in the clouds for so long that you did even notice that, oh i dont known. the microwave was under construction!
Violet: yeah i ran out of Pyro Crystels so i couldn't heat the popcorn up with my suit at the time.
Yellow: UHHHHHG idiots the lot of you! Why do i even bother
Blue: why do you, i mean come on we could have just bought a new one , and scraped that old scrap heap.
*Something snapped in Yellow's mind*
Yellow: now you listen here!, that old scrap heap has been known as the most advanced microwave on Earth, built by my grandfather! and passed down to me from my mother. It was literally the last one of its kind ever made!
Blue: well it dosent matter now, its extinct! and now were trapped in the past, and who knows with Red and Green are!?
*the two continue to argue*
Violet: OH MY GODS! SHUT YOU TWO! AND JUST *Beep* ALREADY!
Blue and Yellow: HUH?!
Violet: sorry i knew it would shut you guys up, Look we got to find the Red and Green, then find a way to get home! we dont have time for this!! Yellow, you think you can pick up their signals?
Yellow: of course, were all still linked to the Pyro-Grid after all
*after a minute, Yellow finally manages to pinpoint Red and Green's location via a signal Green let off to contact them*
Blue*Climbs out of the dumpster* : looks like their a few blocks from here! Lets get moving ladies!
*they leave off to find their friends at the Department store*
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:39 pm
Arell smiled as he helped her with the bags and hugged Amanda, smiling warmly as she took off again like a little dark-haired blur. "Reckon I'll do my best, Misty! Say, wheah yo' otha half?" he said with a wink as C.J. came staggering up, smiling.
"Hey, Misty! Merry Christmas, Arell ol' pal! Lemme guess, last-minute, too?" he asked as he smirked.
"Yeah . . . got me 'gain. Who ya got left fer da party?" he asked as C.J. smirked.
"Well, got the kids, 'Rida, all down the line. Just gotta get one for Dun'." he said. "Who d' y'all have? We can knock this out and go grab something at Billy Ho Flux's down the road!" he mentioned. Yup . . . that was a good one. Little did he know that little orange visitor was at Billy Ho Flux's joint having a buffet . . . of Billy Ho Flux!
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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 6:17 pm
As the Chinese man dove for his life, Glomulus flew through the doorway -- making a beeline toward the heated food trays on the center tables with various Chinese delectables ready to eat. The first item that the corpulent construct attacked in his quest for gastronomic bliss was the General Tso's Chicken. The Orange Lantern began scooping fistfuls of the hot, messy chicken and immediately inserting such into his mouth with startling speed. Next was the half of a baked salmon fish that was meant for many servings to cut away from. Glomulus ate the salmon in one gulp. By the time, Glomulus began 'marching' down the table eating entre serving pans empty two at a time, the diners stared at the creature and began to panic -- fleeing the restaurant.
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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 6:58 pm
While Misty was down with Arell and CJ, the twins were busy looking about for those last few things to get for Christmas. Or Santa.... they were also looking for Santa.
The youngest twin, Eric, stopped as he came by a restaurant. People were running out of it, and there was something... odd going on inside. Something glowing? Curious, the little boy wandered inside to see what was going on.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:58 am
And that's when Dun' arrived on the scene. "Have hope and never fear, Blue Lantern is he-" and he got run over by scared patrons, and smirked, covered in footprints. "Hal Jordan never had to deal with this $%&#" he growled as he saw Eric!
"You okay, buddy?" he asked, walking towards him, forming a bubble so the Glom-nom-nomulus would stay IN and the patrons could still get OUT.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:06 pm
pyrolee23 PLATINUM AGE COMICS PRESENTS!!
PYRO MAN LEGENDS!: THE ORANGE CHRISTMAS! Seasonal Series
Issue # 3$2.99 us Narrator: While Red and Green are off to the Store, lets turn our attention to across town with Blue, Yellow and Violet*Entering the Department store*
Green: damn he is fast!, where did he go off to!
*At the Department store's eletronics section*
Red: What do you mean that my card is declined!?
Clerk: well according to this, the account doesent even exist.
Red: oh damn... right..from the future and stuff
Green*spots Red*: AH there you are! what the hell bro!?
Red: oh good its you, say can you spot me 20 bucks?
Green: no, that would cause a time paradox
Red: aww come on, please! the fate of the world depends on this *holds up a 3 month subscription to xbox live*
Green: you said the fate of the world depended on the last thing
Red: but im super seirous this time
Green: i heard that one before too
Red: COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN
Green: no way, games mess with your head too much im doing you a favor
Plus i dont have any cash on me.
Red: darn *puts the card on the counter* alright lets go
Green: we got to find the others
*Meanwhile downstaires, Blue, Yellow and Violet enter the department store to see an unusual sight*
Blue: so you say there here?
Yellow: for the last time yes!
Violet*noticing the commotion coming from the Restaurant*: uhhhh guys, you might want to check this out!! *points at the orange creature*
Yellow: looks like looking for the guys can wait! Jeez its one thing after another today
Narrator: and this is what sparked the Orange Christmas, it all stated with a little evil jelly bean named Glomuls...or was it Glorp.... hmmmmm
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 1:33 pm
Find himself suddenly encased in cerulean hued bubble, Glomulus stopped his consumption of Chinese dishes and ironically calmed down. The construct's calm was actually from the blue lantern's effect. For a few moments, Glomulus thought on how to get out of his containment, then one could almost see the light bulb pop up of the masked face. The rotund, multiarmed creature focused and created a diamond saw, and began to saw his way out of the blue bubble... ............. After the Chinese restaurant had been cleared of civilians, security began to arrive. Many shoppers stood a distance to watch what was transpiring at the location. Even a couple of bell ringing Santas were craning their necks to see what was going on.
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