In the beginning there was nothing.
Well, nothing except for gaia. And some hella cool people. And some other guilds... actually, forget the nothing part, there was some stuff. Screw it, I'm starting over

Once upon a time...
there were some hella cool people who decided to start a guild. So they did. They came from a couple of different guilds, which may or may not still be around, and may or may not still be active, and even if they are I doubt any of those hella cool people are still active in those guilds, and even if they are, I don't actually remember which specific guilds they were (during those times I was in a LOT of active guilds), but I can say that they more than likely were roleplaying guilds, though that isn't the point. My point is that Awesome people started this place to have random fun happy times and that's exactly what we did for a while. It was fun. There was a man made of toast, a jerk that called himself Alucard, and the universe got reset at least once. Basically, it was pretty frickin sweet. But it was not to last...

So, towards the end of 2010 and the beginning of 2011, for reasons that were individual to each person, pretty much the majority of the guild slowly but surely became inactive, and for all intents and purposes the guild seemed dead. And then in 2012 there was an attempt at revival, but it really never came to fruition, and now in 2014 it's happening. And that's more or less where we're at. I mean, there's more that could be told about our history and stuff that happened, like when Ing glomped my head for the first time, or the times that I got accused of having a cactus fetish, and of course there was the room full of buttons that caused random things to happen, but its mostly the kinda stuff that you'd have to be there for, and can happen again.

So basically, that's a summary of the guild's history, and the best part is that it isn't done yet. With a little hope, some finger grease (not elbow grease, cause I don't know anybody who types with their elbows) and contributions from awesome people like you we'll have plenty to add to it in the future!