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 Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 9:49 am
[TLCart match! Good luck! Introducing first...]
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:02 pm
 The crowd is electric as they all know that the mystery surprise match is coming up next. They can be heard chanting a variety of names as they anticipate what is going to happen next.Crowd: "JED! JED! JED! JED! JED!"It seems like they are expecting the return of a WWFG wrestler,but they are a little bit off the mark.JR: "Listen to these fans, King."
Lawler: "It's as if they are expecting someone JR! These morons need to stop believing everything that they read on the internet! Nobody is surprising anybody tonight!"
JR: "You never know though, King. It is the 10th anniversary of WWFG and as we all know, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.....Guild."With all the waiting, the fans continue various chants, trying to guess who is coming out next.Crowd: "GBL! GBL! GBL! GBL! GBL!"
Lawler: "Listen to these idiots chant! I couldn't care less who....""'Bout The City" by The Reps suddenly hits the arena and the crowd EXPLODES into cheers. Many can be seen jumping up and down in excitement at who is about to enter the arena. This is a way bigger reaction than what Sting got for his WWE debut appearance at Survivor Series.JR: "NO WAY!"
Lawler: "IT CAN'T BE!"
JR: "BAH GAWD! IT'S HIM! IT'S HIM!"The man who enters the arena is the former three time King Of The Canvas winner, WWFG Intercontinental Champion, WWFG World Tag Team Champion and two time WWFG Legacy Champion......CARTWRIGHT!JR: "I DON'T BELIEVE IT! HE'S HERE! HE'S BACK!"
Lawler: "NOBODY SAW THIS COMING JR! EXCEPT FOR ME! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!"Cartwright makes his way to the ring, garnering another booming reaction. He looks around the arena with a smile on his face. He high fives a few of the fans and slides under the bottom rope. He receives a microphone from a member of the ring crew.JR: "THIS PLACE HAS GONE CRAZY!"
Lawler: "THESE PEOPLE NEED TO CALM DOWN! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK!"Cartwright stands in the middle of the ring as he waits for the crowd to quiet, which takes a little while.Crowd: "CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY!"
Cartwright: "Look who's back in town!"
Crowd: "WOOOOOOO!"
Cartwright: "When I heard that WWFG was having it's 10th anniversary show, I thought that I would show my face and help everyone celebrate what an amazing run at the top it has had and will continue to have!"The crowd roars with cheers and begins to chant, "WWFG!".Cartwright: "Now this is how I intend to celebrate! I am issuing an OPEN CHALLENGE...."
Crowd: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Cartwright: "....TONIGHT....."
Crowd: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Cartwright: "....and it isn't going to be any type of match! Oh no! We need something special for tonight! Let's say that we make it a type of match that nobody has ever seen before in WWFG...."
Crowd: "TLCART! TLCART! TLCART! TLCART! TLCART!"Cartwright strokes his chin at the suggestion.Cartwright: "Is that what you want?!"
Crowd: "YES!"
Cartwright: "Are you sure?!"
Crowd: "YES!"
Cartwright: "Positive?!"
Crowd: "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"
Cartwright: "Well then.....let's do it!"The crowd roars with cheers as Cartwright gives them the greatest gift possible.Cartwright: "Hmmmm....we need something to hang from above......I know! Anybody got a spare piece of paper and a pen?!"As luck would have it, a member of the ringside crew has both. Cartwright scribbles on the piece of paper and shows it to everyone.Cartwright: "Tonight is called Bragging Rights, so what better way to brag than to put your opponent through a table to qualify for climbing the ladder to grab this piece of paper that clearly says, "THIS PAPER PROVES THAT I WON A TLCART MATCH! THIS IS MY BRAGGING RIGHT!"!"The crowd laughs and cheers as Cartwright passes the paper to somebody to hang above the ring.Cartwright: "An Open Challenge to a TLCart Match, here at Bragging Rights, to celebrate WWFG's 10 years in the business! Who has the balls to accept my challenge?! Come on out!"Cartwright faces the arena entrance as he waits for his challenger. Cartwright looks confident as he motions for somebody to come out while the ringside crew set-up the match.JR: "Good God almighty! This is going to be intense! This is huge! Cartwright returns and brings with him the present that is a TLCart match for the great WWFG fans!"
Lawler: "What a return! But he's going to wish he never came back after the beating he is going to get tonight!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:39 pm
The WWF:G fans are raucous here tonight, screaming for Cartwright, GBL, TLCart, Bragging Rights, everything! They had seen so many spectacular matches so far this evening, and now, they were getting some Cartwright! How fun was that? Well, it was about to get even better! It kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten
What the color of her eyes were and her scars or how she got them
As the telling signs of age rain down a single tear is dropping
Through the valleys of an aging face that this world has forgotten
There is no reconciliation that will put me in my place
And there is no time like the present to drink these draining seconds
But seldom do these words ring true when I'm constantly failing you
Like walls that we just can't break through until we disappear
So tell me now
If this ain't love then how do we get out?
Because I don't know
That's when she said I don't hate you boy
I just want to save you while there's still something left to save (whoa, whoa)
That's when I told her I love you girl
But I'm not the answer for the questions that you still have (whoa, whoa) The fans get to their feet with a roar as the music bellows out of the PA system, filling many ears with the sweet sound of "Savior" by Rise Against. JR: "BAH GAWD! It's Hiro! He's back! We haven't seen him since his altercation with Jake Roman a few months ago!"
Lawler: "Ah, come on JR! These fans cheering for him? Ya' know, former royalty is one thing, he deserves to be cheered...but some hasbeen? Come on now!"
JR: "I can already tell that this is going to be a long match, King. You're certainly in rare form tonight."
Lawler: "PUPPIES!" Moments after the music began, Hiro appeared from backstage, his great jacket adorning him. The former WWF:G GM and 2013 Royal Rumble winner had a mic in hand and was ready to appear in that ring with his long time friend and adversary, Cartwright. "Whats going oooooooon, F:G?! It's I, the former WWF:G Reboot GM, and 2013 Royal Rumble winner, Hiro! Now, I know what you're thinking: 'Hiro, those are literally the only two claims to fame you have in F:G, you've never held a belt!' Well, to be quite frank, I think those are both huge accolades. For one, I have a Best in the Biz award sitting at home for 2013's WTF moment by outlasting all those men in the Royal Rumble, but I will forever be linked to his company as it's GM during an important time in it's history! I couldnt not be competing here...even if the last time I was on television, it wasn't very fun. Now, before I even get to that gorgeous man in the ring, I should address that. What happened between me and Jake Roman is something that you guys wouldn't understand, and hopefully, you'll never hear about again. I haven't seen Jake tonight or at all the past two months, and hopefully it stays that way. Now, on to the task at hand! Carty! My friend! We've been through a lot, and now we're about to find ourselves duking it out in a TLCart match! Can you imagine that? An old Carty Classic, contested by two good friends who have done so much with one another the past two years! It will be swaggy! It will be WET, like Wonton Soup! Hell, it will even be a little bit royal. However, what it wont be is a triple threat match. My track record isn't very good with those." The crowd laughs a bit, knowing exactly what Hiro is talking about, a flash back to the Main Event of Wrestlemania last year. JR: "Hiro of course talking about the Main Event of Wrestlemania last year which didnt end too fondly for him."
Lawler: "Of course it didn't, Ross! Hiro said it himself, time just wasn't on his side!"
"Well, regardless, this is going to be tons of fun, Cartwright. Im going to beat you and take my place back upon the top of bragging rights, but dont you fret! Either way, when we're done here, drinks on me after the show, buddy! Whores too! I think I saw Mar-...Nevermind. Lets get it going!" Hiro reaches the ring, tossing the microphone away and joining Cartwright. The fans cheer for the start of a good match, and wait for the bell to ring and things to get underway!
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 6:00 pm
JR: "Maybe it wasn't a good idea for Hiro to remind everyone why everyone hates him..."
Lawler: "I love it! He's proud of everything that he's done and he should be! Who cares what anyone else thinks?!"
Cartwright chuckles as Hiro suggests boozes and whores after the show! Can you think of a better way to relax after an intense TLCart Match?! You wouldn't know, you ain't been in one! Quit judging! Hating is bad!
Cartwright looks around the ring. He sees that tables, ladders and chairs have been placed around the ring and the bragging rights piece of paper is hanging above them. The bell rings to signal the start of this epic contest between two long-time friends and rivals.
JR: "The match begins and what these two proud warriors are fighting over is respect, over who is the better man, over bragging rights."
Lawler: "Booooriiiiing! I want to see two people who absolutely hate each other fight to the death! These two are fighting over a piece of paper?!"
JR: "You're looking at this all the wrong way King."
Lawler: "Nothing I say or do is wrong!"
JR: "Tell that to all the kids you've..."
Cartwright and Hiro shake hands to start the match, showing their respect for each other. They lock-up and begin a test of strength. Neither man gains an advantage, forcing Cartwright to think smartly. He whips Hiro into the ropes, Hiro ducks Cartwright's clothesline attempt and rebounds off the ropes with a big boot aiming towards Cartwright's head. Cartwright grabs the boot, puts it back down to the mat so Hiro is standing on both feet and begins to chop away at his chest.
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:25 am
Cphiro Yo where is this Hiro kid?! He's slacking man!
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:40 pm
The chops start to connect Hiro, sending the Cuban-Jap back a few steps with every 'WOOOO!' that the crowd spouts out. Finally, Cart chops him all the way to some ropes, and uses them to Irish whip him across the ring! Hiro bounces off the adjacent ropes right back at Cart, who is bent over...and the Cuban-Jap drops down to the ground back first, slapping his opponent across the face ala-Cody Rhodes! Cart stands up straight holding his face as Hiro gets up quickly behind him, trying to lock the English Gentlemen in a sleeper hold!
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:58 pm
Cartwright flails his arms about as Hiro puts a tight sleeper on to him, wrapping his arms around Cartwright's throat and neck! Cartwright tries to grab at the ring ropes by walking around the ring, but whenever he gets close Hiro pulls him back into the center of the ring! Seeking a new escape method, Cartwright grabs one of the arms wrapped around his neck and manages to get the grip loosened and flip Hiro off of him completely with a modified arm drag, sending Hiro on to the other side of the ring!
JR: "Look at the mat and technical skills of both men. Hiro with an expertly applied sleeper, which Cartwright is able to expertly escape from."
Lawler: "I thought this was a TLCart match! Gimme the weapons!"
JR: "Have you ever heard of a little something called build-up?!"
Lawler: "You can't question me JR! You've never done anything in the ring compared to me!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 4:50 am
Hiro bounced a bit thanks to the arm drag and gets to a knee, using the ropes for leverage. He looks over at Cart for a minute as time seems to stand slightlyh still, the men at a stalemate. The crowd slowly begins to roar as the two men keep gazes locked on one another, friends and veterans sharing a moment.It didnt last though as Cartwright came in to try and do damage, only to be shoved back with Hiro. Carty stumbled a bit, but came right back at the Cuban-Jap, sending a right hook for his temple! Hiro, thinking fast, threw up an arm to stop the blow, and instantly returned with a throat thrust, causing Cartwright to cough crazily!
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 12:44 pm
There's this kid! Three days late man! Cartwright staggers backwards, holding his throat as he coughs from the throat thrust! Hiro takes advantage by running into Cartwright with a shoulder block, which sends Cartwright into the top right turnbuckle! Hiro climbs the turnbuckle and begins to rain punches down on to Cartwright's face!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
Cartwright shows signs of life by pushing Hiro off of him! Hiro lands on to his feet and charges towards Cartwright! Cartwright uses his speed to roll out of the way! Hiro splashes the turnbuckle and Cartwright follows-up by giving Hiro a back suplex into the middle of the ring!
JR: "The action speeds-up as both men try to gain the advantage in the early-goings of this TLCart Match."
Lawler: "Hiro started to gain momentum but Cartwright tries to halt it with the back suplex!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:37 am
Cphiro La-la-la I see you online for the last two days kid!
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 5:44 am
*Starts Fan-Dan-Going*
This Hiro guy didn't want a match guys!
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:12 am
((Permission granted to write this match!)) Cartwright gets to his feet and looks down at the grounded Hiro. He decides that it is time to fly! He climbs up the nearest turnbuckle to Hiro. Cartwright prepares to launch himself high into the air, but is shockingly pushed-off by a cameraman to HUGE boos.
JR: "BAH GAWD! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!"
Lawler: "Cartwright broke the camera's lens with his ugliness, that's why that cameraman has gone crazy!"
The cameraman enters the ring and removes his genius mustache disguise to reveal himself to be....Cartwright's nemesis, The Cameraman!
JR: "I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! AWW SON OF A b***h!"
Lawler: "The Cameraman disguised himself as a cameraman! This is genius!"
The Cameraman signals for something to come to the ring. Out come all of The Cameraman's pets. The Rabbit, The Cat, The Dog and The Bear. The animals begin to stomp and scratch and bite at the grounded Cartwright to an EPIC amount of heel heat as The Cameraman sets-up chairs, tables and ladders in the ring.
JR: "THIS IS ANARCHY KING! THE ANIMAL KINGDOM IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF CARTWRIGHT, LEAD BY THE MOST ANNOYING CAMERAMAN IN THE WORLD!"
Lawler: "This is the greatest thing that I have ever seen in my life JR!"
The crowd begins to boo even louder as The Cameraman begins to climbs the ladder that he has set-up in the middle of the ring.
JR: "HE'S GOING TO RUIN THIS MATCH BY TAKING THE PIECE OF PAPER KING!"
Lawler: "I wish I had thought of this! Go, Cameraman, Go!"
Cheers are heard as Hiro pushes over the ladder on to the animals attacking Cartwright. The Cameraman lands on his feet and hides under the ring apron. Hiro grabs a steel chair and strikes The Bear across the head with it, causing The Bear to stagger backwards.
Lawler: "Look at this animal cruelty! We won't be able to call ourselves WWF.....G....for much longer after this!"
JR: "They deserve it, King!"
Cartwright begins to fight back by kicking The Rabbit across the ring towards Hiro, who swings the chair like a baseball bat at The Rabbit, sending it flying into the crowd. Cartwright gives The Cat a football kick, booting it into the fans on the other side of the arena. Hiro strikes The Dog across the back with the chair which Cartwright follows-up on by powerbombing The Dog to the outside of the ring.
Lawler: "I can't watch this abuse! I feel sick!"
JR: "YEAH! GO ON CARTWRIGHT! GO HIRO! KICK THEIR FURRY ASSES!"
The Bear knocks both men down with a double clothesline to boos. The Cameraman enters the ring again and begins to stomp away at both men as The Bear sets-up a table in the middle of the ring. The Bear places both men into a tight Bear Hug.
JR: "THE BEAR HUG! THIS IS UNBEARABLE!"
Lawler: "Squeeze the life out of them animal haters Bear!"
The Cameraman laughs like a psycho as he watches Cartwright and Hiro suffer. Suddenly, thanks to the fans chants, they find the energy to fight back! Cartwright and Hiro punch, elbow and headbutt The Bear until he releases his grip. The Cameraman looks shocked as Cartwright and Hiro get The Bear ready for a double suplex!
JR: "You know what they say King, you can't beat a man until you can beat a bear!"
Lawler: "You're crazy JR! I can't believe the crap coming out of your mouth tonight!"
Cartwright and Hiro find the strength together to double suplex The Bear through the table in the middle of the ring! The crowd goes CRAZY! Splinters fly everywhere and The Cameraman looks horrified at what is happening to his only friends in the world.
JR: "YES! NOW WE'VE SEEN EVERYTHING KING! THAT WAS AWESOME!"
Lawler: "That poor creature! Rest In Peace, The Bear! 2013-2014!"
Cartwright and Hiro throw The Bear out of the ring. Cartwright gets a big smile on his face as he looks at The Cameraman, who is cowering in the turnbuckle. The crowd is going mental as Cartwright points at The Cameraman.
Crowd: "KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!"
Cartwright grabs The Cameraman as Hiro sets-up a table behind Cartwright. Cartwright punches The Cameraman and places him on to the table. Hiro watches happily as Cartwright climbs the turnbuckle, leaps-off the turnbuckle and forces The Cameraman through the table with the legendary Cartwright Crush Cannonball Legdrop!
JR: "YES! JUSTICE AT LAST FOR CARTWRIGHT! THE CAMERAMAN HAS BEEN BUGGING HIM FOR YEARS!"
Lawler: "You're a sick man, JR!"
The crowd roars as The Cameraman and his pets are sent away on stretchers. Now Cartwright and Hiro can get back to their match! Both men grab a chair and engage in a chair war, swinging and blocking with their weapons, until Cartwright gets the advantage by knocking Hiro's chair out of his hands with his chair. Cartwright wallops a defenceless Hiro across the head with his chair.
JR: "What a chair shot! I hope he gave Hiro a concussion! I hate that guy!"
Lawler: "You're supposed to be unbiased, JR! Like me!"
Cartwright leans a table against the bottom right turnbuckle. Hiro tries to surprise Cartwright by charging towards him with a spear, but Cartwright catches him before he can jump! Cartwright lifts Hiro up on to his shoulders into a torture rack position. Cartwright approaches the table and slams Hiro through the table head-first, executing the devastating Cartwright Crash Burning Hammer!
JR: "HIRO WENT THROUGH THE TABLE! CARTWRIGHT QUALIFIES TO CLIMB THE LADDER NOW!"
Lawler: "Cartwright can't win! He never wins TLCart! His own match! It's kinda pathetic!"
Cartwright sets-up the ladder in the middle of the ring and begins to climb it. Hiro begins to stir just as Cartwright has his hands on the paper. Hiro throws a chair at Cartwright, causing Cartwright to become off-balance. He falls off the ladder and crashes through a table that was set-up on the outside.
JR: "NO! NOT THIS WAY!"
Lawler: "Hiro just put Cartwright through a table! That totally counts! He qualifies to climb the ladder!"
Hiro slowly begins to climb the ladder as Cartwright lies motionless on the outside. The crowd loudly begins to chant Cartwright's name. They really want to see him finally win at his own match. Suddenly, Cartwright begins to hulk-up as Hiro nears the top of the ladder and the crowd goes crazy.
Crowd: "CARTWRIGHT! CARTWRIGHT! CARTWRIGHT! CARTWRIGHT! CARTWRIGHT!"
Cartwright slides into the ring and quickly climbs the ladder, meeting Hiro at the top. The two trade punches until Cartwright gets the advantage. Cartwright lifts Hiro up into the torture rack position and promptly drops Hiro on his head from the top of the ladder for an EPIC Cartwright Crash Burning Hammer!
JR: "BAH GAWD! HE KILLED HIM!"
Lawler: "That's it! He's dead!"
It was totally worth murdering Hiro though as Cartwright grabs the piece of paper....AND WINS A TLCART MATCH?!?!?!?! The crowd is so shocked and happy that they blow the roof off of the arena with their cheers.
JR: "HE DID IT! HE FINALLY DID IT! THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY ENTIRE CAREER!"
Lawler: "WHAT?! NO! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
Lilian Garcia: "Here is your winner....CAAAAAAARTWRIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
Cartwright ecstatically waves the piece of paper in the air in victory as the camera fades-out on the greatest match in WWFG history.
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