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 Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:47 am
*Standing outside a hotel room.*
"Herro evlyone. I, Rokozuna, have been avoided this past reek. I am not one to ignole, Visrela! So, hele I am. Outside of Visrela's hoter suite. Ret's see if anybody home."
*Opens door to reveal a big red room with a huge bed. The room is silent and empty.*
"Son of a beetch! That Visrela is hiding again! Werr, I will show him I wirr not be ignoled!"
*Yokozuna begins to rip heart shaped pillows. He also smashes open a window with a punch. He then see's the fridge.*
"I know how to get youl attention!"
*Yokozuna takes out a bag of apples and one by one begins to eat them. He also sees a pie which he starts to eat.*
"If you want to save youl plecious food Visrela, then you wirr come hele and face me now!" Yokozuna said through a mouthful of pie.
"MMMMMmmmmm... apper pie!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:53 am
*Storms in.*
"AAAAAAAA, MY HOTEL ROOM! What are you doing? THis is going to cost me a fortune crying crying crying crying crying .
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:54 am
*Drops pie.*
"This... youl loom?"
*Gulp.* sweatdrop
"Solly..."
"So... whele is Visrlea loom?"
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:57 am
"Viscera lives in that giant red heart shaped house with the neon sign that says 'Viscera's house' that's next door."
*Picks up a pillow. crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying *
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:02 pm
"Thank you."
*Yokozuna runs out of the hotel and next door.*
"I am now rive flom Visrela's home."
*Peeks through window.*
"Nobody hele? Son of a b***h!"
*Yoko backed up and charged through the window. He saw a big barrel of apples labeled:
From: Carlito
To: Viscera
Dear Vis,
Taketheseapplesandneverbothermeagain.
Yourmortalenemy,
Carlito
Ps. I'mserious,don'tcomenearthecabana.
*Yoko looked at it suspiciously. He then started throwing the apples all over the place. He broke windows, a tv, and a bobblehead of vis.*
"Come home damn you!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:32 pm
Construction Worker: So Mr. Frazier...You sure you want to knock this house down?
'' Dats Big Vis too you. And yeah I'm sure, baby. The World's Largest Love Machine needs a bigger house. The bigger the house, the bigger the pushin...Ahhh yeah...''
Construction Worker: Okay! Bring it down!
heart Wrecking Ball smashes the house down! heart
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:44 pm
Nelson Frazier Jr. Construction Worker: So Mr. Frazier...You sure you want to knock this house down?
'' Dats Big Vis too you. And yeah I'm sure, baby. The World's Largest Love Machine needs a bigger house. The bigger the house, the bigger the pushin...Ahhh yeah...''
Construction Worker: Okay! Bring it down!
heart Wrecking Ball smashes the house down! heart *Wrecking ball misses Yoko by 6 inches.* "Son of a b***h!" *Yoko runs out of the house as it crashes down.* "Finarry! You there, Visera! You must stop ignoring me! Do you accept my charrenge for Wrestermania?"
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:45 pm
'' Huh? Oh sure...Who are you again? ''
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:50 pm
"My name is Yokozuna! And you are a disgrace to arr men that are fat! So I issue charrenge for wrestermania. To restore honor to those over 400 pounds!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:51 pm
''....Aren't you supposed to be dead?''
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:55 pm
Nelson Frazier Jr. ''....Aren't you supposed to be dead?'' "I fake death so I avoid taxes. But that not point! You must be taught a resson! No more making peopre think that all fat guys are sex-crazy!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:13 pm
Yokozuna Rodney Anoai Nelson Frazier Jr. ''....Aren't you supposed to be dead?'' "I fake death so I avoid taxes. But that not point! You must be taught a resson! No more making peopre think that all fat guys are sex-crazy!"
heart Viscera walks off. heart
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