Round One!

[Sessuriyu]

The fight begins!

The immeasurable forces of Mr. Legion vs. the incomparable talents of Mystrunner as his evil twin, vs. some sort of strange sub-twin-relation with the dastardly animus; in a craziful (of course that's not a word, but neither is this next one: ) violencetastic three-way fight to the death!



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Taking all bets! xp  

[Rivkeh]

Money on my Mystrunner. Hands down.  

[NECRO DISASTER]

I wouldn't count on Legion winning, but I'd bet my immortal soul on him not losing, and that's for sure.  

[animus]

*sits in the back of the room in the dark with arms crossed watching everybody*
shhhh... you don't see me ninja  

[Sessuriyu]

Oh, that reminds me.

*flicks light-switch on.*  

[animus]

Sessuriyu

Oh, that reminds me.

*flicks light-switch on.*

*is seen right in the middle of the room* ahem.... i thought this was the back.... *looks over to the back of the room for a shady spot, but finds none* hmm... well then. *crawels underneath a randomly placed high school desk* mmm... cumfy. domokun  

[Mr Legion]

Call me Palooka Joe - I'll lay ten million yen on Mystrunner. ninja If anyone mentions ethics, they're out of the Boardroom.

*Wanders off to practice his screaming and whimpering*  

[animus]

y'know... i considered taking an ethics class once.... eek oh shite. I mean...uhhhh.... an ethicus class.... y'know... on that greek....roman.... warrior.... guy... ninja  

[Mr Legion]

whee Close one. But for evoking an image of Graeco-Roman wrestling, you're safe.

*Clears throat*

'Please, stop! The pain! The insufferable suffering! Ah, mercy!'  

[animus]

Mr Legion

whee Close one. But for evoking an image of Graeco-Roman wrestling, you're safe.

*Clears throat*

'Please, stop! The pain! The insufferable suffering! Ah, mercy!'

ahh thank the gods!

*watches Legion practice* hmm... something still seems to be off... doesn't sound real enough. Try being louder... from the gut.... try that. Remember those choir lessons!  

[Mr Legion]

...choir practice...?... whee ...you shouldn't have mentioned...choir practice...bad memories...

*Twitches, flails arms, begins singing highlights from Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber's 'The Phantom of the Opera' at full volume*  

[animus]

Mr Legion

...choir practice...?... whee ...you shouldn't have mentioned...choir practice...bad memories...

*Twitches, flails arms, begins singing highlights from Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber's 'The Phantom of the Opera' at full volume*

*backs away horrified* Now that sounds real! Yes... that is the sound that one would expect from the deapths of a torture chamber! *runs back into the room where people were voting on something and leaps out a window*  

[Belladonna from Whitwell]

xp  

[Mystrunner]

*Begins to practice stabbing on closest butler.*

Hi-yah! (stab) Yah! (stab) Have at thee! (stab)

[Butler] Very good, sah.  

[Sessuriyu]

Mystrunner

*Begins to practice stabbing on closest butler.*

Hi-yah! (stab) Yah! (stab) Have at thee! (stab)

[Butler] Very good, sah.

Not bad, Myst, but you forget a key-tactic. Next time, start the fight by ripping out their vocal-cords to prevent any calling for help/snappy insults!

*produces a fresh Butler*
Now: Again!