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medigel

Anxious Spirit

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:21 pm


first drink

All he had told the tech was to send them to a pub in Prague that wasn't too shady. Each hunter got a fake ID before going off-island, but that didn't mean Jack wanted to deal with convincing people that Abbi really was 21 in the States, cross his heart and hope to die, not even for her promotion booze out. That, and the Czech Republic was known for its beer, which was very important to him.

"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. These are key words for tonight," Jack instructed her as they sat at the bar in a semi-spacious but dimly lit establishment, as rustic as they came. Even the lights were mostly hung lanterns. One corner was taken up by several straw bales, the rest by people.

It was a busy evening, but for the first time the noise and the crowd didn't bother him like it normally did. It was nice to get lost in a group of complete strangers who had no idea what the world was like beyond their travel plans.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:44 pm


Pre-Party

Since he had promised it weeks ago, Abbi had doggedly reminded Jack of their agreement. Mostly it came in the form of dropped hints ("That sounds like a drink, SPEAKING OF WHICH--") and the occasional text message (U owe me a drink xoxo Abbi *7*//). The teen was anything if not stubborn, but since anyone who complained about it already had a high propensity to complain, she just assumed that meant it was acceptable and therefore ignored any negativity she received due to her personality defect.
But for once she wasn't ignored in return and on a nice Friday evening, the girl raised a fist to knock at Jack's door. This time, she did not bother censoring herself.
"Do you wanna go out drinkiiiiing? C'mon let's go get sloshed! I've never, ever drunk before! Let's hit the bar! Let's drink the woes away!" Maybe she had practiced all week on this...

Dressed in what she considered very adult attire, even going so far as to wear full on tights instead of thigh high socks, Abbi had really done what she could to make herself appear older. Or, at least not 18.
For once she let her hair down, though she had affixed a portion of it back and stuck a large white bow on the back of her head. She'd even scrounged up some make up thanks to the various lovely ladies of Deus. The mascara bit had been weird, and now she felt her eyes were even bigger, but the lipgloss looked nice and she was surprised what an even coat of foundation could do for her skin. All in all the girl felt pretty darn good, and was all the more excited for the festivities.
"We used to be best buddies, and I miss you. It sure has been a while! Do you wanna go out drinking? It doesn't have to be just vodkaaaa~" Jack open the door!!

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AyeAvast

Sparkly Bunny

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:01 pm


First Drink

"Actuaaaalllllyyyyyy--" The girl perched on the stool, happy to rise a finger in the air, an indicator of Abbi's propensity for being a know-it-all. "That's not quite true! Drinking beer before liquor only makes you get drunk faster because the carbonation from the beer pushes the alcohol of liquor into the lining of your stomach, and therefore bloodstream, faster. So really you just get drunk quicker than normal and people don't expect that, so they drink more and then get sick!" Pleased with herself, she turned a grin to Jack.
"I watched a YouTube video about it."

Wide eyes darted around the bar, took in the bales of hay that seemed odd in a bar, the people who each seemed equally interested in each other and the odd couple with nearly two feet of height difference between them. Everything was so interesting! And she'd never been out of the States before... Or, well, not on a trip like this.
"What do we order first?" A shot? An actual drink?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:10 pm


first drink

Jack stared at her for a while.

"...I think that's the most useful thing you've ever told me," he stated, almost awed. "Luckily for us, Prague has a s**t ton of beer. The question tonight is how fast you want to get drunk. I don't have a spending limit, so you can get smashed for all I care."

medigel

Anxious Spirit


AyeAvast

Sparkly Bunny

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:40 pm


For as long as Jack stared at her, Abbi stared back, certain he would get mad at her or scold her. When he didn't, her smile curved up brightly, higher on one side of her face, and she laughed to herself.
"I am full of lots of useful facts, thankyouverymuch." But she was pleased, vastly pleased to hear such a high compliment from Jack Hawthorn. "Uhhh... OK um... What kind of beer is there? Like... OK, no peaches, not that I don't like them... I just... I'm allergic to the skin and while I'm sure they don't use the skins to make them, I still get kinda worried, yanno?"
The girl rocked to one side on her stool, fingers curled onto the counter as she perused a menu she didn't understand.

"Oh! OH! I'll buy us dinner then? I've got like... A ton of cash saved up. I was thinking about maybe using it to runic a computer or something?" Both hands pressed against her heart. "I miss my games and I'm afraid limiting myself to one system would be... Limiting." Abbi dropped her hands and frowned at the counter, thought about that decision before she tilted her head in Jack's direction.
"Maybe a shot and then a beer?"
PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:49 pm


"Peaches?" he scoffed. "We're in Prague, the city with the most beer consumption per capita in the world, and you're worried about whether they handle peaches with them? Oh boy."

(He made a note to add the allergy to her file, however.)

Scanning the menu, Jack gave a half-shrug. "Order what you want. I'm getting the strongest pale pivo they've got here. I think the dark Pilsner is sweeter. They've also got insane sizes here." He pointed out the cups hanging by the bar, ranging from the usual tall glass to something that made old-fashioned mugs look small in comparison, each which had a slight indentation near the middle.

medigel

Anxious Spirit


AyeAvast

Sparkly Bunny

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:02 pm


"Er, no sorry! I said that wrong!" A hand slashed through the air, then turned to a fist and knocked lightly against her own head. "Its fine if they handle them... I guess, I mean I've never experimented with it? But uh, sometimes the taste just... Gives me the heeby jeebies, yanno?" One too many times with a swollen tongue and a hard time breathing had given the girl a pretty well caution to avoid the fruit as best she could. "Its not like... A serious allergy. Just mildly inconvenient."

Abbi didn't know what a pivo was, let alone a pale one, and she didn't know what a Pilsner was either. The sizes of the cups looked enormous, even the the smallest one seemed massive, but if Jack said it was sweet...
"I guess I'll take the uh... Whatever is sweetest? In the uh... Meeeeediiiiuuuummmm???" How do drink? How do bar?

Jack was a terrible sempai, now that Abbi was here and thinking about it.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:13 pm


"I'm pretty sure they haven't touched any peaches, AK. Look, I'll order for us," he offered as he waved a waitress over. Minutes later Jack had a regular sized cup of amber beer while Abbi was given something larger and far darker with an inch of thick foam.

Abbi should have realized Jack was a bad sempai the moment he agreed to help get her drunk off her a** in a foreign country.

"Happy promotion, moon princess," he toasted with a little grin, raising his glass to knock against hers, "and happy eighteenth. To a hopefully not so dangerous rise to hunterdom for us both."

medigel

Anxious Spirit


AyeAvast

Sparkly Bunny

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:26 pm


But she had just said the handling wasn't the problem! It was the eating and that she-- But it was just-- Jack why weren't you listening to-- Fine.
Abbi folded her hands in her lap like a good girl and immediately flung them out a second later to fuss at her hair that was hanging heavier on her back than she was used to. He'd never said if she looked ok, and even if she didn't care, she still honestly did.
"Do I look 18?" She whispered after the waitress had walked away, leaning closer and giving him big blue eyes she hadn't realized wouldn't help her act. Not that it was really an act anymore... Old habits died hard, and all.

Their drinks arrived sooner than she'd expected, the girl surprised to find such a large drink and confused about the foam. Was it like a root beer? Did she wait for it to fizz down, or drink it right away? Maybe it was one of those weird rituals of you drank it quick? All the people who drank beers in animes gulped them down, so she should too right?
"To a not at all dangerous, but super awesome and cool and-and um learning lotsa stuff Hunterdom!" She cheered a bit louder than she ought to, even for a bar setting. The glass clinked against Jack's and she took a breath before she threw the glass back, guzzling as much as she could before the taste and burn made her stop and gasp. A few coughs later and Abbi felt flushed, still coughing after her show of drinking nearly half the glass in one go, but they were mingled with laughs.

"I could stand to be called 'Moon Princess' a bit more. If you're offering that as a nickname, I ACCEPT!" Abbi laughed again, shoved her glass against Jack's once more and took another big swig. "But... Not to be sappy, O-F-C! I'm glad you're back safe. Even as a blonde."
PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:31 pm


Jack scrutinized her appearance for the first time since they left. "You look like a doll," he concluded as he drank, his eyes scrunching briefly at how bitter it was. "Like a toy doll that's barely legal. But overall the outfit is...cute. That shade of lavender looks nice on you."

He tried to be a little nicer since this was a celebration for Abbi.

"But don't pretend for a second that blond is worse than a soulless ginger."

Key word: tried.

medigel

Anxious Spirit


medigel

Anxious Spirit

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:33 pm


third drink

"Why do you even know so much useless stuff anyway?" he had to ask as he caught the waiter's eye and lifted his empty mug. "Like what's the point of stuffing your head full of trivia? That beer thing earlier aside, you're wasting space for something more practical."

AyeAvast
PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:35 pm


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AyeAvast

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AyeAvast

Sparkly Bunny

PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:43 pm


Third Drink

"S'not useless!" Immediately retorted Abbi, dropping the chip she had been preparing to eat. The first drink had left her feeling tingly and warm, the second honestly buzzed, but halfway through the third she was feeling... Something.
So a snack was needed.

The girl had ordered what she thought to be nachos, but they were way better than any other nachos she'd ever had before so she wasn't super certain they were what she originally thought.
"I know lots of practical things too, yanno. Like about first aid and all..." She finally ate the chip, thinking what she wanted to say over before she spoke. No one had really asked before...

"At first it was just something fun to do... Watch YoubTube videos and learn junk. Then I thought maybe it could help me like... Talk to people? It was a great way to start conversations... And that kinda worked... For a little while..." The girl sighed and took a big swig of her drink, flinched and shook her head. "Now it's jus'... Jus' somethin' I can't stop."
For a moment she pouted, then look up at Jack.
"Whaddya think would be more practical t'learn?"

medigel
PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:51 pm


third drink

He handed the mug off and muttered děkuji to the waitress with a rough estimate of the accent. "How to hold your drink," Jack replied, leaning an arm on the table. "Or how much you can hold if nothing else. We'll find that out, don't worry."

He was surprised by the reason. Maybe because he heard Abbi talk so much that it was hard for him to imagine her having trouble starting conversations normally.

"Maybe how to get a better selection of shoes also," he added with a pair of side eyes as he received his refill and drank.

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medigel

Anxious Spirit


AyeAvast

Sparkly Bunny

PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 7:38 pm


Having gotten to the point of being hyper aware of herself and others, Abbi sat up straight and pointed an accusing finger at Jack.
"What's deku.... Deku tree no wait... Dek-ew-gee mean!?" It was code right?! Like a simple slang word to mean 'hey sexy lady I am so done with my weird little ginger friend', right?!
{ Yer paranoid }
"You sound drunk." Abbi honestly directed her remark at three parties.
Viveca merely rolled her eyes and Abbi ignored herself.

"I cannot say, Sir Jack of the Grumpy Guild, whether or not I know how to hold my drink. I've only been drunk once. And even then I was only... Kinda drunk. Sorta." The teen remembers the night and frowns, lets the frown harden a bit more and in a fit of hoping to forget, knocks back the rest of her beer. It hasn't gotten much better as the night wore on, but finally it tastes like... Sugar.
Just plain sugar.
She points to her mug, then to the bartender, and grins at everyone possibly involved, including the mug and Jack.

"I have... Great shoes." For a second she has to stop and remember all her shoes, she counts them up quickly and forgets that three pairs are ones she's planning on buying. That they do not count as part of her ownership, even if she has three outfits planned for each of them, which is nine outfits for the folks counting at home.
"Granted... We can't all have amazing shoe collections like yours."

There is a retort in there somewhere, something about shoes with rabbit ears on them, but Abbi rocks back in her seat and cannot figure out if she has said that out loud or not. At the risk of sounding ridiculous (and drunk), she says nothing, but thinks very highly of her shoe choices that include rabbit ears on the shoes.
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