You know I'm not one to break promises,
I don't want to hurt you but I need to breathe.
At the end of it all, you're still my best friend,
It wasn't long before a SONG played.. in fact it was seven minutes after the lack of a match between Doctor Koma and Johnathan Riker.
No video. It wasn't needed, as the fans already knew the crafty veteran.
A popularized catchphrase was instantly chanted at the sight of him..

"DOUCHE MONKEY!! DOUCHE MONKEY!! DOUCHE MONKEY!! DOUCHE MONKEY!!"
But there's something inside that I need to release.
Which way is right, which way is wrong,
How do I say that I need to move on?
You know we're heading separate ways.
Still carrying the orange n' black, Guy Cancer was absent one monocle, but of course, continued to proudly carry his mutton chops! Cancer's steps also kept its haughty air of pompousness! The microphone in hand stayed closely by his side, eyes straight ahead.. not bothering to even glimpse at those around him.
And it feels like I am just too close to love you,
There's nothing I can really say.
I can't lie no more, I can't hide no more,
Got to be true to myself.
The path of his leisurely stroll was now only at a halfway point, on ramp, to his destination, that is the ring. The audience held on with their heavy chants, pressing on to get some kind of out-of-character reaction from Guy Cancer!
"DOUCHE MONKEY!! DOUCHE MONKEY!! DOUCHE MONKEY!! DOUCHE MONKEY!!"
And it feels like I am just too close to love you,
So I'll be on my way.
Chants from the crowd.. they weren't perceived as intended..
Instead, Guy gave a repeated reaction from last time..
A raised upper lip of disgust and a stone set, teeth gritting glare.
Guy Cancer had now approached ringside.
You've given me more than I can return,
Yet there's oh so much that you deserve.
There's nothing to say, nothing to do.
I've nothing to give,
I must live without you.
You know we're heading separate ways.
Leisurely taking the stairs..
He entered mid rope..
Quickly and elegantly.
And it feels like I am just too close to love you,
There's nothing I can really say.
I can't lie no more, I can't hide no more,
Got to be true to myself.
Circling the inside of BBW's ring in a saunter..
Guy Cancer seemed to work in a feel of comfort of his surroundings..
Achieving it, he planted his two feet, standing center ring.
Music fades away as the silver fox rose his microphone..
I don't want to hurt you but I need to breathe.
At the end of it all, you're still my best friend,
It wasn't long before a SONG played.. in fact it was seven minutes after the lack of a match between Doctor Koma and Johnathan Riker.
No video. It wasn't needed, as the fans already knew the crafty veteran.
A popularized catchphrase was instantly chanted at the sight of him..

"DOUCHE MONKEY!! DOUCHE MONKEY!! DOUCHE MONKEY!! DOUCHE MONKEY!!"
But there's something inside that I need to release.
Which way is right, which way is wrong,
How do I say that I need to move on?
You know we're heading separate ways.
Still carrying the orange n' black, Guy Cancer was absent one monocle, but of course, continued to proudly carry his mutton chops! Cancer's steps also kept its haughty air of pompousness! The microphone in hand stayed closely by his side, eyes straight ahead.. not bothering to even glimpse at those around him.
And it feels like I am just too close to love you,
There's nothing I can really say.
I can't lie no more, I can't hide no more,
Got to be true to myself.
The path of his leisurely stroll was now only at a halfway point, on ramp, to his destination, that is the ring. The audience held on with their heavy chants, pressing on to get some kind of out-of-character reaction from Guy Cancer!
"DOUCHE MONKEY!! DOUCHE MONKEY!! DOUCHE MONKEY!! DOUCHE MONKEY!!"
And it feels like I am just too close to love you,
So I'll be on my way.
Chants from the crowd.. they weren't perceived as intended..
Instead, Guy gave a repeated reaction from last time..
A raised upper lip of disgust and a stone set, teeth gritting glare.
Guy Cancer had now approached ringside.
You've given me more than I can return,
Yet there's oh so much that you deserve.
There's nothing to say, nothing to do.
I've nothing to give,
I must live without you.
You know we're heading separate ways.
Leisurely taking the stairs..
He entered mid rope..
Quickly and elegantly.
And it feels like I am just too close to love you,
There's nothing I can really say.
I can't lie no more, I can't hide no more,
Got to be true to myself.
Circling the inside of BBW's ring in a saunter..
Guy Cancer seemed to work in a feel of comfort of his surroundings..
Achieving it, he planted his two feet, standing center ring.
Music fades away as the silver fox rose his microphone..
"Last week, I came here under false pretenses, believing Shanahan had an apology for me.. no.. instead he introduce me to a man that I only shared ring time with in GWWF, on three occasions." Raising his hand just above his, Guy had his thumb sticking out and two fingers out as well. "The first time was a double debut into GWWF.. where I won." Guy tucked his thumb back in.. "Second, was when -I- won a Fatal Four Way for a middle weight championship." Then the index finger went back to the palm, leaving leaving.. well.. that remaining finger remained proudly prominent, as Cancer lowered his arm toward the entrance.. speaking to only one man behind it.. "Third. In 2010, two people stole something of mine. Codi Paige and a currently returning retard.." Laughter ensued from Guy's unspecified person. Dropping his arm in puzzlement for a second, it dawned on Guy Cancer of his mistake and with much aggravation, he spat out.. "NOT ME! You dumb monkeys.."
A slow back and forth pace began and Guy Cancer stroked his magnificent mutton chops to calm himself.. when he spoke, the stroking stopped, but the pace did not. "You told me in our last confrontation, in that ring, in 2010.. that you respect me and not to tarnish it or you will cast me out. Right? Well, let me tell you.. from the day I finally was given an opportunity to perform in an actual promotion, in 2006, as small as it was.. Gaia Wrestling Federation gave me a chance. Just fresh out from completing my training, respect meant everything to me. That held true despite the disrespect and the joke I was made into in G-W-F. It was GCW that inspired me to start my own promotion, after they 'casted' me out for not wearing a sumo suit and wear a red -********- clown nose." Guy Cancer's words were spoken with a fierce bitterness in telling the story of his start.
Cancer's pace slowed and ended in few steps, ring centering himself.
"Now.. in the aspect of respect.." Guy hung his head, putting thumb and folded finger to chin in a exaggerated act of mulling a very important topic. Seconds ticked by, then he swung his head up with wide scary eyes! "Just what should I expect to be cast out from?! Respect is something I used to value! Now I see it for what it really is.. 'Respect' is nothing more than an empty I.O.U. in the form of a pretty word!" These words that Guy Cancer barked out.. was from an emotional bitterness read out off of his eyes and the brows expressing it with a passion. Guy Cancer had been burned. And he had allowed that pain to etch itself into his very soul. Inhaling and exhaling a breath, he broke the gazing trance that was made into the camera.. again turning to face the entrance.
"Had I known that I wouldn't see you again, until now.. be under the same company, until now.. Respect. How naive I was to shake your hand. There is only a handful, of who -I- respect." Then a smile drew up this sly silver fox.. "So, go ahead.. cast me out.. from where I stand.. you've already done so since the end of GWWF. Only now you come to me, looking to add another notch on your wonderful legacy. To be the one to retire The Fox. Yet.. you probably haven't heard, have you.. I am Guy Cancer. I wear no mask, so no Fox for you." Guy Cancer lowered the mic, as he tilted his head back.. letting out boisterous laughter! As if he had gotten a mighty one over on Johnathan Riker!
The laughter subsiding.. regaining his composure.. Guy Cancer, again, challenging Riker.. spoke.
"What'ya goinna do? Leave? .. Go ahead, cast me out."
The audience sat in wonder. What would Riker's response be?