Hey.
Hey.
do you want to join a gang?
Yes, those are the severed, skinned heads of other dickens. See, the general gist of dickens clothing is that it's not manufactured. They don't get it from scraps of garbage or the Gap. They rip it off of other dickens, a la Mr. Burns. These guys have absolutely no qualms about where their cool hats came from- though those bitchin' sunglasses are a bit more mysterious. Anyways, these guys are a gang! They're sneaky ******** and while they are pretty fierce and dangerous in a fight, they'd much rather creep around and take notes, then relay these notes to some bigger, bulkier bruisers.
While their standard uniform (severed d**k head and sunglasses) is pretty distinct, these fellas are masters of disguise. They go by many different names and many different faces, but when they're home, it's real obvious who's in the gang and who's a poseur. They all wear the uniform- and they all follow a naming theme. Their names are all in Latin, but being that they're a bunch of dicks- no, really, they're pretty much all assholes- they have really terrible names. Should you want one of these awful creatures, you must find a suitable name.
Using Latin or reasonable pseudo-Latin, you must come up with a name that looks dirty but isn't. Why Latin? Because the idea for these guys came from the Frumentarii in Fallout: New Vegas and that's the name of the gang. They're the Frumentarii. For example, the fella with the diamondback pattern's name is Pinus Erectus. Sounds funny, right? His name means "the lofty pine tree." Yeah, who's snickering now? That's what I thought. I'm gonna be very lenient with regards to translations and grammar- if the joke works, go with it.
You can enter up to two times for each dickens, and if you could keep your entries in the same post that'd be swell. This thread is open now and will close probably early October unless I don't get enough entries and then we'll see where it goes from there.
Oh, and the two that are up for grabs are the brown fella with boots (codename: Sailor Mars) and the fella with the big blue blanket (codename: Agent Ducklips).
To enter, grab one of these codes!
Sailor Mars
[size=14][color=#b5221d]MARS! MARS! MARS![/size]
[b]Name: [/b]
[b]Rough translation: [/b](it's ok if this makes no sense)
(repeat for a second entry)[/color]
[b]Name: [/b]
[b]Rough translation: [/b](it's ok if this makes no sense)
(repeat for a second entry)[/color]
Agent Ducklips
[size=14][color=#466ec5]When in Rome, do the Romans![/size]
[b]Name: [/b]
[b]Rough translation: [/b](it's ok if this makes no sense)
(repeat for a second entry)[/color]
[b]Name: [/b]
[b]Rough translation: [/b](it's ok if this makes no sense)
(repeat for a second entry)[/color]
