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Inle-roo rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 3
Total: 8 (2-16)
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 Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:58 pm
"I did put my money where my mouth was," Evan said, pointedly holding up the purple bag, which he tossed to the grass near the edge of the training fields. He didn't hear anything break, so he figured the bottle was still intact. "You did, too, so shut up." He summoned Gir and prodded Tuck in the chest with him. "Come on already. Don't tell me you're still not over your little performance anxiety problem." HP: 50/50 Damage: 2 Charge: 1/3; 1/1, 1/1
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 5
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:11 pm
Tuck immediately summoned Herryk and grinned before swinging.
It was a really messy swing.
"I ain't got no performance anxiety problem, ********. So quit your yappin' and lets see what you got."
HP 48
DMG 2
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Inle-roo rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 7
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:24 pm
For whatever reason, Tuck's form as he swung was really, really funny. "I'd say you hit like a girl," he retorted, swinging with slightly more skill but just as little grace, "but I'd put money on any girl here putting you on your a**." HP: 48/50 Damage: 7 Charge: 2/3; 1/1, 1/1
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:28 pm
"I ain't supposeda hit hard, man. I'm a lover, ain't a fighter."
He dropped Herryk on Evan's foot after the Sun's attack had him reeling.
"I could kick your a** in defense any," he belched and leaned down to pick his weapon up, "day'a the week."
HP 41
DMG 1
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Inle-roo rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 4
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:41 pm
"Ow, son of a b***h," Evan complained as Tuck dropped his weapon on him. "Control your s**t. You're not doing too good at defending either, anyway." When Tuck leaned down to retrieve his weapon, Evan pushed him over. The ground seemed to rise to meet him, too, and he very nearly joined Tuck in the dirt. HP: 47/50 Damage: 5 Charge: 3/3; 1/1, 1/1
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 6
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 8:38 pm
Tuck landed on the ground with a thud, rolling to his back before struggling to his feet. Herryk remained on the ground while Tuck's fist remained square in Evan's jaw.
"That hurts, man. I'm your ********' Moon. You can't jus' tell your ********' Moon he sucks at defendin', that s**t ain't right."
HP 36
DMG 5
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Inle-roo rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 8
Total: 15 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:00 am
Evan grunted, the punch to the jaw enough to knock him completely off balance. He dropped Gir as he fell on top of Tuck, snickering and shoving at him as he tried to roll away. "You suck at defending yourself. You're on the ground!" Nevermind that he was on the ground, too; his ability to defend himself wasn't in question here. HP: 42/50 Damage: 9 i guess sure Charge: 3/3; 1/1, 1/1
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 4
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:12 am
Tuck let out a loud groan when Evan's dumb a** landed on him, the sound tapering off into a low wheeze. "You... you weigh a ********' ton, you clum-clumsy sunnumnabitch!" Tuck tried to punch Evan again, but only managed to hit the ground. He gave the other man a bleary look. Suddenly things were very serious. "I think I am very drunk," Tuck said very carefully, enunciating each word as best he could. HP 27 DMG no
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Inle-roo rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 7
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:26 am
"Shut up, whinerbaby," Evan said, scooting away from Tuck. He propped himself up on his hands, his eyes crossing as the sudden action made him dizzy. He turned to look at Tuck--carefully--and burst out laughing. "I think you're very drunk too," he agreed. "Both of you." Evan grabbed Tuck's arm and unsteadily rose to his feet, trying to tug the bigger man up with him. "C'mon," he said, pulling hard. "Up and at 'em." HP: 42/50 Damage: 7 Charge: 3/3; 1/1, 1/1
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 8
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:58 am
The force with which Evan pulled Tuck up sent Tuck careening back into Evan. "I might barf." HP 20 DMG 7
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Inle-roo rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 8
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 12:51 pm
Evan's eyes widened in alarm and he quickly spun Tuck around and pushed him away. "Don't you ******** dare," he warned. HP: 35/50 Damage: 5 Charge: 3/3; 1/1, 1/1
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:17 pm
"Naw. Naw. Naw, I'm good man. I'm good. I'm," Tuck let loose a wet belch, "good."
He leaned down to pick Herryk up, almost fell but managed to keep his balance, and then swung the axe towards Evan's face.
He hit him in the gut instead.
HP 15
DMG 3
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Inle-roo rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 7
Total: 15 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:21 pm
Evan's breath left him with a startled grunt as Tuck hit him in the stomach. "Yeah," he wheezed, "I can see that." For a second, he thought he was going to be the one vomiting. He picked his weapon off the ground while he was bent over trying to get his breath back. While he was down there, he hooked the long front teeth of the blade behind Tuck's ankle and yanked. HP: 32/50 Damage: 9 Charge: 3/3; 1/1, 1/1
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:48 pm
Tuck hit the ground hard. Dazed, he kind of laid on his back and stared up at the sky.
"How'm I 'posta walk back to my room when the world is upside down, ******** 6
DMG -
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 2:00 pm
For whatever reason, the thought of the world being upside down was incredibly amusing to Evan, whose snorts of laughter quickly turned into giggles before progressing into outright guffaws. He laughed so hard he had to lean on his sword to stay upright "Th' world," he tried to get out between breaths, "world's not upside down, man, you are!"
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