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bipolar bee

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:12 pm



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DEATHSWEEPER



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General Information
The large stone cavern with the tiled floor and large yellow smiley face is likely familiar to at least several trainees, and may even feature in a few nightmares from time to time. Welcome to Deathsweeper, the training course that may only be attempted via c-type golem, and often acts as a testing ground for the Life Division's more painful creations. Stealth and detecting imminent danger are vital for Death Hunters and anyone who has to spend extended amounts of time near Caelius. The Deathsweeper chamber is full of hidden traps that only the finest of survival instincts can survive unscathed.

If you fail: you get to once again relive the sensation of dying. Painfully and sometimes quite strangely.

If you win: you have survived stepping 5 tiles into the room. Anything further is purely for peen and bragging rights.


    Mechanics
  • roll 1 d10
  • check for hp loss and death
  • decide whether or not to use your bonuses
  • if you survive, repeat.
  • roll list: the traps are ICly constantly changing, so feel free to get creative as to what exactly those traps are!
  • -50% HP is off your full HP, so if you hit -50% twice, then you are 100% KO'd

    01. horrible death
    02. - 50% HP
    03. live
    04. live
    05. - 50% HP
    06. - 50% HP
    07. horrible death
    08. - 50% HP
    09. live
    10. horrible death

    Bonus Mechanics
  • This bonus is consumable.
  • All participants get a flag, this flag will allow your character to notice something about the area they're stepping into. OOCly this means you can adjust your rolled number, up or down, by one point. Instinctive moves are used in the same manner as flags. These are stackable, so if you have 1 flag + 1 instinctive move, you can use them up in order to adjust your roll by two.

    (If you roll a 1, you may not move your number down to 0, -1, or 10. And 10 cannot be adjusted to 1 or 11.)

  • Trainees: 1 flag
  • Death Trainees: 1 flag + 1 instinctive move
  • Hunters: 1 flag + 1 instinctive move
  • Death Hunters: 1 flag + 2 instinctive moves




Status

Step: (current step number)

HP:
Flags:
Instinctive moves:


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[b]HP:[/b]
[b]Flags:[/b]
[b]Instinctive moves:[/b]
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:13 pm


Text to Evan
u done ******** around in jenga yet

lol

come 2 death ******** noob

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:07 pm


Quote:
Text to Tuck:

Shut up.


Quote:
Text to Tuck:

a*****e.


Evan came anyway, though he looked none too happy about it. Parts of his face were slightly pink from where he had spent an evening rubbing sharpie off of it. "Hope you get blown up," he muttered. "And eaten by piranhas, and then blown up again."

pinchmonster
bipolar bee rolled 1 10-sided dice: 9 Total: 9 (1-10)
PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:12 pm


"You missed a spot," Tuck ribbed, snorting softly. He'd gotten out of Jenga Hell earlier than Evan had, and so his skin was looking pretty ******** flawless by this point in time. He'd been a little worried that he wouldn't be able to scour all of the sharpie off of his ******** face, but with a little rubbing alcohol and some ******** determination, he'd managed.

"An' quit bein' such a big baby," Tuck echoed Evan's words from the Jenga escapade before he took his first step, "I hope you don't blow up at all. That's 'cause I'm a nice guy."

Nothing happened when Tuck stepped off, and he turned around to face Evan.

"Like a boss."

Status

Step: 1

HP: 50/50
Flags: 1
Instinctive moves: N/A

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Inle-roo rolled 1 10-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-10)

Inle-roo

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:27 pm


"Shut the ******** up," Evan muttered. He still hadn't successfully completed Jenga, and for some reason, no one else wanted to do it with him. Whatever--sooner or later he'd come across someone who didn't know any better.

He took a cautious step and cursed, long and creatively, as it exploded underneath him. "You're a douchebag and shut the ******** up."

Status

Step: 1

HP: 25/50
Flags: 1
Instinctive moves: 0


pinchmonster
bipolar bee rolled 1 10-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-10)
PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:49 pm


"Everything the light touches is your kingdom, Evan," Tuck boomed as Evan stepped onto his first square, which promptly exploded. "Except that square," he crowed, getting his ribbing in while the getting was good.

He took another step, and nothing happened.

"And CAAAAAAAAN you feel the LOOOOOOVE tonight -- dude, I gotta say, I'm pretty ********' good at this s**t. Maybe I should move to Princess Perfect Hair's division."

Tuck stomped his foot on the square he stood on. "I loved that movie when I was a kid. Now I got the songs stuck in my ********' head."

Status

Step: 2

HP: 50/50
Flags: 1
Instinctive moves: N/A

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Inle-roo rolled 1 10-sided dice: 9 Total: 9 (1-10)

Inle-roo

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:00 pm


"Scratch that," Evan said as Tuck started singing. "I hope I blow up so I can get the ******** away from you." Of course, the second he wanted to leave the course was the second that Fate decided he should be stuck with Tuck just little while longer.

Status

Step: 1

HP: 25
Flags: 1
Instinctive moves:


pinchmonster
bipolar bee rolled 1 10-sided dice: 9 Total: 9 (1-10)
PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:04 pm


"That hurts, man. That hurts."

Tuck took another step, and yet again, nothing happened. He gave Evan a big, dimpled, cheeky, s**t-faced grin.

"I got a bad feeling about your next step, Evan. A real bad feeling."

Status

Step: 3

HP: 50/50
Flags: 1
Instinctive moves: N/A

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Inle-roo

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:09 pm


"Listening to you sing ******** Disney songs hurts," Evan muttered, jumping on a random tile in the desperate hope that it would explode beneath him. "Your feelings are off," he informed Tuck. "Just like your singing voice."

Status

Step: 3

HP: 25/50
Flags: 1
Instinctive moves:


pinchmonster
bipolar bee rolled 1 10-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-10)
PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:20 pm


"You never did finish tellin' me 'bout the broad in Death with the big tits. We could talk about that instead, if you want."

Tuck took another step. Nothing happened.

"I'm more of an a** man, though. Tits are nice, but a** is better."

Status

Step: 4

HP: 50/50
Flags: 1
Instinctive moves: N/A

bipolar bee

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Inle-roo rolled 1 10-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-10)

Inle-roo

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:24 pm


"Your sister's tits are better," Evan said right before a plume of fire shot up from the tile he had just stepped on, burning his golem to a crisp. He probably deserved it.

Status

Step: 4

HP: 0/50
Flags: 1
Instinctive moves:
bipolar bee rolled 1 10-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-10)
PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:30 pm


Tuck was so ******** distracted by what Evan said that he almost - ******** almost - stepped on a tile that would have blown his a** to kingdom come.

Thankfully, he corrected his mistake, and managed to step on a tile that only halfway blew his a** to kingdom come.

"You ******** suck, dude."

Status

Step: 5

HP: 25/50
Flags: 0 - using flag to modify roll
Instinctive moves: N/A

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