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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:23 pm
Text to Jack Hawthorn July 21st JACK JACK GUESS WHAT OMG OH-EM-GEEEEEE (≧∇≦)/ I got my text about my promotion so I won't be in the Infirmary for the next few days, actually IDK how long (°◇°; ) But don't be mad! I'll be back soon! ヾ(´〇`)ノ And I'll be intermediate and do a great job! YAS! Text to Jack Hawthorn July 23rd∑(O_O;) I was only gone a day. Wow wow wow (*≧艸≦) BUT I PASSED MY PROMOTION! I hope you're not mad I skipped a few days in the Infirmary, they said I could take another two days off to get my reports filled out but TOO BAD CAUSE I'M INTERMEDIATE BOOYAH O(≧▽≦)O Text to Jack Hawthorn July 25th 12:17PMOK SO LIKE I know my texts are annoying but yo bro (¬、¬) Being real rude real rude Text to Jack Hawthorn July 25th 5:55PMᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR HOW I DEFEATED A MERMAID WITH FRIENDSHIP WELL MAYBE NOT FRIENDSHIP BUT CLOSE TALKING ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ WHICH U R NOT DOING Text to Jack Hawthorn July 26th 2:35PMSO U WENT ON A MISSION AND DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME? (」゜ロ゜)」 HOW COULD YOU BE SO CALLOUS (≧σ≦)I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS Text to Jack Hawthorn July 26th 2:37PMI mean we're still friends but ya could have texted me ya donkus Text to Jack Hawthorn July 27th 9:37AMIts weird not having you here in the Infirmary (╯︵╰,) There's no one to see when you accidentally glance at the ceiling and find your face instead ; DDDDDD AYYYYYYY Text to Jack Hawthorn July 27th 9:51AMThat was a joke bro JSYK I know you're like not up on the jokes #jokealert Text to Jack Hawthorn July 27th 11:06AMヽ( ̄3 ̄; )ノ But we do miss you Leila said its kind of like we're missing a forest friend Cause ur the grumpy tree aa () y () And I'm the bouncy rabbit (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) And she's the fairy godmother or whateverS BUT THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID OK Text to Jack Hawthorn July 27th 2:04PMNobody besides the people in the cots really talks to me in the Infirmary Leila does and stuff but... The other Lifers kind of ignore me I miss talking to you. Sorry if that's dumb unu;; xMedigel DID U WANT LIKE 12 THOUSAND NOTIFICATIONS OH MY GOD I'M SORRY
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:11 am
AyeAvast Text to Weeaboo:First off what the ******** what is my phone your facebook status update dump? I had notifications for a solid minute. Quote: Text to Weeaboo:Second off I literally just got two bars calm your freaking tits. Quote: Text to Weeaboo:Third off I left while you were out and forgot to mention my mission to you. I had a lot on my mind. You were not intentionally left out. Quote: Text to Weeaboo:Fourth off I am not anyone's ******** forest friend. (Though he supposed it was better than other colorful monikers like "Jolly Green Giant j**z" and "Tall, Dark, and Chlorinated" and "Goddamn".)Quote: Text to Weeaboo:Fifth off I'm not mad if you skipped. Personally I would have taken the day off and boozed it up in celebration.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:38 am
After a solid five days of texting with no reply, only to receive something before she could have sent it on the sixth, Abbi finally received her reply. Text from Jack Hawthorn I’m still alive so don’t ******** celebrate In the ultimate form of combined retaliation and obedience, Abbi didn't. She set her phone down on her bed, changed into what she had deemed her exercise gear, and took a jog on the beach. Perhaps it was in poor judgement to neglect her phone when that was the major mode of communication between Deus higher up's and those who worked below them, but she was the kind of girl to take things to heart. If the person she had bothered to pester wanted her to ignore them, since the text had been harsh enough in its wording to want some distance, she would do her best to oblige. Upon her return to her room, the teen found that her phone had a fair number of notifications, all of which she initially ignored. There were times to record of her run, as well as various other little tasks to see to first. So perhaps she was being negligent in her replies, it felt owed to the girl. After all the harsh words and curt responses, both verbal and textually, it felt within her right to make him wait. { I canna say whether'll notice or nah... But ye have little few friends as is-- }A popular, exceptionally catchy song that the girl had heard in her recent travels back to actual society when she had ventured to the mall for a movie with friends, was immediately sung out in an attempt to shut up her headmate. Abbi wanted absolutely nothing to do with Viveca's thoughts on the matter, mostly because she could pick them out, if she really wanted, with a simple concentration of thought and careful mental musing of imaginary fingertips. But there was also the idea that she was lonely for friends, for anyone to notice her beyond the person attached to her brain who had gripped on so tight as to forget who chose the other first. Nearly a whole day later the teen remembered she had ought to reply when she picked her phone up and saw the little bubble over her messages that indicated she had never read them past the previews. With a frown Abbi sat down on her bed, brought her knees up to her chest and opened the messages. "Tch! How unpleasant..." She mused at each text, initially for the vulgar language and then for for the promise of not being personally prejudiced against. There were a lot of things she wanted to say, but none of them she voiced. Viveca already knew all of them, so what was the point? The one who didn't know was the person at the other end of her phone and if he didn't care, then neither should she. Text to Buttface First of all, you actually know FB? You're not too old and curmudgy? Text to Buttface Secondly, guess what everyone has 2 bars we are living in a post-modern world where the most advanced human, militaristic outpost gets by with MRE's and 2 bars of cell service Text to Buttface Thirdly, you totes magoats forgot about me don't like 2 me JACK HAWTHORN. I SEE ALL, I KNOW ALL, I AM NOT A FOOL OF A TOOK Text to Buttface Fourthly, that was a Lord of the Rings joke, since you're still not down with the jokes Text to Buttface Fourthly, Part Two, you are totally a Forest Friend. Regardless if ya wanna be or not. I'm a Forest Friend, I love being a Forest Friend. I bet at New Years we're gonna get little badges or headbands with animal ears. Mine will have rabbit ears cause I'm super cuter than you and you'll get LEAVES for leaf for me alone ya loser Text to Buttface Fifthly, who the heckie am I suppose to booze with. Besides myself and guess what Dupin, I'm not legal so I can't buy no booze! Text to Buttface Also 20 points to the House that knows who Dupin is from Its a literary joke. That's your hint So maybe it reeked of bitterness, Abbi still laughed to herself as she plugged up her phone to charge and headed to bed. He would never get the Dupin or the House reference, and she could be satisfied in that at least. It was small, but she was used to little victories, they were all she had any more.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:52 pm
If he had noticed she hadn't messaged him for the rest of the day, there was no hint of it. Jack's replies didn't come for another hour or so.AyeAvast Text to Weeaboo:Facebook is a ******** blackhole in the internet of course I know it. He wondered if his old roommate had held one of those retarded Facebook funerals for him or not. That seemed to be an option apparently. Sayonara, selfies.Quote: Text to Weeaboo:I don't even know what the ******** the rest of all that was but okay. Quote: Text to Weeaboo:When did you get so sassy? He was asking with more than a little pride, though he would never admit it; it was easy to mask with annoyance.Quote: Text to Weeaboo:Quit being a little s**t and maybe I'll buy you some when I come back. I'll even have Leslie home deliver it for us.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:23 pm
There would be no reply until the next morning as Abbi had found herself the lucky recipient of an easy night's sleep, a rare occurrence when she was much more used to lying in her bed to wait for unconsciousness. This was something she had had to deal with before her acceptance to Deus, but the things she had encountered on, as well as off, The Island certainly hadn't helped matters. When she woke there were messages on her phone and the teen could not help but blearily wonder if this was what it was like to be popular. Only, well, they were all from one person so she supposed that they didn't count after all. Abbi didn't really care, instead propped her phone up on her chest to reply before she bothered to get out of bed. xMedigel You don't know cause you're not boss enough, obvi Text to Buttface I've always been sassy, thanks for finally noticng. Text to Buttface Ha! I'd like to see you make Leslie do anything. Especially play butler for us B it would be funny to see the growly puppy actually obey someone. Caught up in the idea of what it would be like for Leslie to actually do something nice for her, only to realize that of what she knew of the boy she didn't want to hinder him doing nice things for himself, Abbi drifted for a few moments. An idea occurred to her that brought her back around and she grabbed up her phone again. Text to Buttface When you get back, you should take me to a bar to celebrate. I bet Deus would issue me a fake ID an I've never been to a bar
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:59 pm
AyeAvast Text to Weeaboo:Right bc a pipsqueak like you knows how to be boss. Quote: Text to Weeaboo:They'll give you a fake ID but you barely look a day over fifteen. If it's a hassle to convince anyone you're not underaged, deal's off. He was only allowing this at all because of her promotion. Quote: Text to Weeaboo:Here I guess is where I ask you for more details on what happened on the mission. Mermaids?
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 1:03 pm
Text to Buttface ....Basically. Why did AC change that to basalt? IDE Text to Buttface WHAT NOOOO NOOOOO (((( ;°Д°))))ノノ TAKE ME TO A BAAARRRRR I'll dress like a grown up and do my hair nice and like wear make up! So I look older! PLEASEEEEEEEE There was a good span of time before the last text arrived, a solid twenty minutes where Abbi pouted and looked in her closet to see if she had anything that looked more adult. Text to Buttface OH YEAH! So I went to this beach because it had been flagged for ~*~*~*~*MYSTERIOUS HAPPENINGS~*~*~* I got to be a lifeguard for the day and wear this great red bathing suit I was hot ok Text to Buttface Anyways, it was just this mermaid bothering the people on the beach with stupid junk like pulling their legs underwater and stuff. She was just lonely so I talked to her and she actually came back to Deus with me! They're gonna turn her into a weapon! (^v^) Text to Buttface OH! And no one on the beach got hurt and I saved everyone including the mermaid because her old life was really bad! *7*///
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:46 pm
AyeAvast Text to Weeaboo:So you basically Disney princess Baywatched your way through promotion. God damn. Quote: Text to Weeaboo:I'm actually a little jealous. Sounds exciting. Quote: Text to Weeaboo:Then again you have some weird cute little sister factor. The siren lured the siren? Quote: Text to Weeaboo:Anyway grats on the promotion. I'll take you to the bar as promised but I'm watching your intake. Last thing I want is you getting shitfaced in public and getting associated with me while doing so. Quote: Text to Weeaboo:Preferences?
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:41 pm
After the last text had been sent off, Abbi found it prudent to prepare herself for the day. A run to the bathroom for a good hairbrush (the longer she stayed on the Island, the more her hair began to curl at the ends, unsettlingly like the ends of a ghost's wispy body), a thorough brush of teeth, and a careful washing of her face. Then there came getting dressed, today felt like a fuku day and thus Abbi chose her recently acquired stardust patterned sailor uniform from her closet that she happily tossed her jacket over. She was not expected to report to the Infirmary until that afternoon and had a few hours to herself. Training would be smart, but since she had been speaking to Jack more, the library felt more appropriate. By the time she'd reached it, he had replied several times and the teen had to sit down at a chair before she'd grabbed a single book to process his texts. medigel Oh. My. Glob. YOU'RE RIGHT I DID WOW WOW WOW There was a lot of seat wiggling and hushed squealing as Abbi found herself the recipient of the highest praise ever: Being called a Disney Princess by a jealous Jack. Text to Buttface It was exciting! I got super burned, I peeled for days it was gross but there were these cute little kids at the beach that called me The Shepherd Text to Buttface It was awesome (ノ≧∀≦)ノ☆彡 ★彡 ☆彡 ★彡 Text to Buttface I hate to admit it p(´⌒`。q) But I really am a Little Sister forever. It sucks, I at least wanted to be Genki, if not Moe unu;;;; Text to Buttface THANKS! OK I can live with that (*≧▽≦)ノシ)) If I can't get plastered in a bar I'll just make you buy me some alcohol before we get back! Text to Buttface On bars? Uh someplace kind of classy... No hipster bars though. I don't want to have to chat up a guy with some curly cued mustache who wants to discuss the finer points of Batman's characterization Text to Buttface Oh you mean alcohol uhhhhhh I had a drink or three at the Halloween party and it was super fruity? I've never had anything else? What's your favorite?
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:02 pm
He could easily hear Abbi's fangirling past the text and snorted to himself.AyeAvast Text to Weeaboo:AK you realize I have no idea what Genki and Moe mean right? Quote: Text to Weeaboo:I'm surprised you're trusting me to know what's not hipster either considering I don't know what boss means. Quote: Text to Weeaboo:But I did learn about...s**t what's it called. It's some reference V made that was something about sexy hair pushed back. Whatever my movie culture is slightly broadened by what sounds like a p***y high school comedy so I hope your happy.
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:42 pm
For over an hour Jack only received one message.
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:58 pm
Once Abbi had collected a few books befitting the history of medical practices, and once she had scribbled a good number of notes down in her notebook, she finally decided it was a good idea to entertain Jack's other messages. Medigel Genki: Energetic type; Loud & excitable. Motivator; Always beaming. Highly optimistic. Moe: Pure of heart; Sweet & submissive. Often fawned over. Puts faith in everyone; People want to protect Buttface They're anime girl archetypes. Genki Girls are super energetic and awesome and like... The cheerleader of the teams. Moe girls are super adorable and sweet and everyone loves them 5ever Buttface Compared to the Imouto (Little Sister Type) (who looks up to others, slower-learner, fostered by friends, always asks for help) Genki and Moe are cuter Buttface Who am I kidding I have no friends to be fostered by u3u There is a pause in texts. Buttface Who's V? Your new lady friend??? ALSO THAT'S SUCH A MEAN GIRLS REFERENCE TELL HER OH MY GOSH UM TELL HER THAT'S SO FETCH
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 8:45 pm
In between the grammar nazi moment and her next flurry of texts, Jack spent his time alternating between a face that would make the : | emote look downright pleased and checking the containment cell systems. The small lab, unlike the rest of the base, had a few layers of dust. It was hard to tell if he was being serious or sarcastic.Quote: Text to Weeaboo:Stop moping, yes you do. YOU'RE texting me aren't you? And I know you've been hanging around with Leslie. Only because the shrimp had sometimes mentioned her through specific derogatory terms, but close enough.Quote: Text to Weeaboo:I'm not going to do anything with that stupid chick flick thanks. That doesn't even make sense. What the hell is fetch? Quote: Text to Weeaboo:V is a woman but she's no friend of mine. Death partner on the team.
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:37 pm
Given Jack's general tendency to use disdain in every sense of the word when around Abbi, she just assumed he was being sarcastic. medigel Yeah well you're probably bored and just because I hang around Leslie doesn't mean we're friends Buttface Well I mean I think we're friends but I don't think the word exists in his vocabulary Buttface I don't think he would call me his friend if the devil had him by the hoodie strings and was about to eat his feet and drown the rest of him in a lake of fiery eternity By now it had been a few hours since her day had started and though she could happily spend forever in the library, Abbi had to get to work. She packed up her things, considered what to say next, and deposited the books back to their rightful places. Buttface Its a thing from the movie Look if you don't know what boss is, you won't want to know what fetch is Buttface No friend eh? You know Jack, you're not the kind of guy to just randomly drop someone else's name into a conversation if you don't want your conversee to ask about them! So either you're REAL REAL bored oooooorrrr she is totally a friend in some definition of the word and you've been CAUGHT! HA HA!
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