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Lady Within rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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 Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:58 pm
:: She'd met someone very interesting last time she came out to fight... still finding it had to believe that the chick hadn't been a cursed... Now, she was coming up on someone that she thought was another girl... Leaping out at Wilhelm she'd swing her bat with a gleeful grin... "I'm gonna knock your ********' head off girlie!" she was just too pretty and cutesie to take in one sitting. ::HP: 20
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Yousei Akki rolled 1 4-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:09 pm
HP: 17 WHACK! The bat cracked against Wil's head and the squirrel proceeded to perform a head over heels tumble. It would have been pretty spectacular if he'd done it on purpose. Wilhelm ended up on the ground in a sitting poisition. Leaning his head forwards he cupped the part of his noggin currently ringing with one hand, while with the other he unhooked his silver scythe with it's long headed rake at the other end. "Oooooooooooooooooooooooow!" he groaned before swinging the rake over his head to try and crack it at his attacker. "Wha's with the potty mouth? Theres no need for that!"
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Lady Within rolled 1 4-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:20 pm
:: She had to give a giggle at the way the other went tumbling.... feeling pretty good about herself for that one she'd saunter towards the squirrel, her bat poised over her shoulder.... snickering as that girlie little ow would come out.... "Awww.... did da widdle baby get hurt?" she'd taunt and then blink at the scythe/rake.... "think you're using the wrong side there a**....." CRACK! "********!" she'd howl... the tines were stuck in her skull, the ******** tines were stuck in her skull!! "Oh GODS GODS! WTFUDCCCCCK YOU DOOOOOOOO?!?!?" flailing at him with one arm and the bat, not really attacking but both were swinging that way. ::HP: 16
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Yousei Akki rolled 1 4-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:39 pm
HP: 14 Wilhelm felt his rake strike true. Normally he would have been able to swing his rake back around but it seemed...kinda stuck? Colette's responding flailing actually helped haul Wilhelm up to his feet again. he kept ahold of his weapon, and as he laid eyes on the result of his attack, he gave a squeak. "Ahhh! Ahhh! How did I do that!? That's not supposed to happen! Give me back my rake! Ahhhh!" He flailed as well. He jerked on the handle of his weapon in a panic, his arms jerking back and forth wildly, until Colette managed to whack him soundly with her bat against his left shoulder. He gave another squeak of pain, then reached out to try and open hand smack her between her eyes. "Calm down and stop flailing! Pull to the left while I twist the rake to the right, it should pop free. No different then popping a gopher off the tines....only..your head's not as squishy....I think."
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Lady Within rolled 1 4-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:51 pm
:: She'd still be screaming... looking up towards her head and flailing about... she didn't even feel where she'd hit him nor could she enjoy it, she was too freaked out... "I don't know! I don't know!!" she'd scream back at him, getting jostled all over the place as he jerked and pushed the weapon back and forth... "Wha...what are you... no! Stop it! Ah! AH!" It was actually hurting her worse then when he smacked her between the eyes, "Ya think I took it on purpose dumbass!?" She'd try to pop him in the stomach with the end of her bat... "Ya think!" she'd practically wail in hysteria... not as squishy as a gopher... "Fine! Fine! One... two... THREE!.." She'd twist off to the left side. ::HP: 14
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Yousei Akki rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:07 pm
HP: 12"Meechk!" Wilhelm's tongue poked out between his lips as the bat smacked him good in the stomach. It wasn't enough to knock the breath out of his lungs but it certainly made him glad all he'd had for breakfast was some toast before coming out to fight. "Stop hitting me until I get it out!" He complained to the female. When she counted off, he twisted his rake, wincing at the boney sound of scraping as the tines popped free. "Oh...oh my poor rake!" He fussed as he held it against his chest and inspected the tines. "Oh ew ew ew...I hope that's not brain..." He moaned. (I'm gunna assume his 'attack' is the pain and/or damage from the removal of the rake XD)
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Lady Within rolled 1 4-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:16 pm
:: She'd grouse back at him, "That wasn't a -real- attack!' Then the hard part came... or at least she thought it would be the hard part...But she popped free easily... staggering away a couple steps, she could feel the blood in her hair, matting it to her scalp and running down the sides of her head and trickling down the back... She'd look at the squirrel as he'd fuss over his rake... "Well if ya like it that much, why use if for a weapon?..." she'd snort... damn critter was nutters... that was for damn sure.... rolling her eyes as he'd wonder if that was brain on his rake... whipping her bat out at his head while he was distracted and frankly, too concerned with the object that had been lodged into her skull for her pleasure. ::HP: 13
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Yousei Akki rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:34 pm
HP: 11Despite general appearances, Wilhelm wasn't as unfocused as he seemed. When Colette swung her bat at him, he countered by moving his weapon's shaft to intercept. Though he misjudged slightly and the bat cracked across a finger. "Owy!" He yelped. Wilhelm pulled his hand away and shook it violently while peering at the red cursed. "Well because. It is a weapon. See?" He replied simply as he dropped the scythe head down towards her arm.
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Lady Within rolled 1 4-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:51 pm
:: She'd scramble back so damn fast when that scythe came down it was sort of funny, gaining a stratch on her arm and she'd wince at slightly, "Well, duh... I see that... but if you like it so much shouldn't you use another one? So that one don't get broke?" she'd eye the scythe... it was a wicked looking thing... and she knew the danger of the other side already with that damned rake... she'd rush in and try to give the squirrel a whack over the head with her bat... this chick was sorta weird... just... like... maybe really weird.... ::HP: 12
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Yousei Akki rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:00 pm
HP: 7Wilhelm's nogging was going to be bruised and completely scrambled by the time this fight was over. His eyes crossed for a moment and he staggered as if drunk right after Colette hit him. Shaking his head, he carefully kept the rake head down and pointed the scythe blade towards the girl. "It was made by my Lord. I don't think I can break it. Not using it in a fight like this. Your not a General or god creature after all." Wilhelm actually gave a small laugh as he swept the scythe down towards one of her legs. "Hey, wanna give my brain a rest? I'm seeing double now. I can't fight really well like this."
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Lady Within rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:17 pm
:: Snickering a bit while he staggered all over the place with his eyes crossed.... as she'd think of herself as a general or a god creature... "Yeah... no, I'm not one of those... But generals are god creatures now, Warrior makes um." wrinkling up her nose, she wouldn't want to be one anyway, well... maybe a god... but not a general... she thought they were kinda ugly...Giving a short laugh, looking at him funny. He was asking her to stop hitting him in the head? Well, not that she really thought he was a he, she was convinced he was a girl still... he looked like one... sorta talked enough like one too... "Where would you like to be hit then? You got a place of preference?" she'd take a swing at the arm holding the enhanced scythe instead of waiting for a reply... ::HP: 11
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Yousei Akki rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:45 pm
HP: 6"Not all of them. I've seen some fluttery Generals on our side." He rather cheerfully informed the red cursed. He saw the way she laughed and looked at him after his request. Wilhelm managed to scoot out of the way of the blow and stuck his tongue out at the girl a little."What? Would you like it if I konked you in the noggin over and over?" He asked before trying to clonk Colette over the head with the silver staff part of his weapon.
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Lady Within rolled 1 4-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:03 pm
:: "Yeah, but they have those wing hand things... I mean, how are they s'posed to pick anything up?" Getting bonked on the head, though she'd blocked it a bit with her bat so it didn't hurt as bad... it still jarred her teeth though... "What, I hit you in the head like what... twice? You ********' embedded your rake in mine... if anyone has a right to complain it's me..." she'd stick her tongue back out at him, then she'd take another swing at him with the bat, using it like a baseball player should. ::HP: 9
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Yousei Akki rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:23 pm
HP: 4"Oh I know!" Wilhelm perked his head up and bobbed it for a minute. "But I bet they are warm and fluffy to cuddle." He cheerfully remarked. "Hey. I was nice, I tried to bonk you on the side of your head that wasn't all hole poked." He stated before hopping in the direction that Colette was swinging. She still hit him, but it didn't hit as hard as she could have. He wrinkled his nose in a almost goofy way before swinging his rake around to try and knock the girl over.
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Lady Within rolled 1 4-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:34 pm
:: She'd go tumbling with the strike... scrambling to her feet... she'd roll her shoulders as wince at all her aches and pains... "I like my hands, thanks... plus if I'm wantin' something to cuddle up with, I think I'd like them to have y'know... actual hands..." shuddering at the thought of the general's claws or the wing things...snorting as the other would say they went for the side that didn't have holes, "Yeah, and I hit you on the side, then the top of the head... just opposite of what you did... I didn't give you a bump onna bump. Plus, I really don't think we're being all that nice to one another right now...." She'd furrow her brows and take another swing at the squirrel, trying to come down on his shoulder... "I guess I should be glad ya haven't tried to cut me ta ribbons y'know? Holes in the head aside..."::HP: 6
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