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A loud bass note vibrated through the air after Pantera made his somber appearance. It was followed by a quiet keyboard synthesizer in the background, but the bass note always returned after a few moments. The instrumental continued this pattern until a faint drumbeat began to play. Suddenly...

WHALE!

The sounds of "Sail (WHALE Remix)" - AWOLNATION resonated through the room, the titantron playing a strange video of a cardboard whale singing along to the song.

This is how I show my love
I made it in my mind because
Blame it on my ADD, baby

This is how an angel cries
Blame it on my own sick pride
Blame it on my ADD, baby



A massive man stepped out onto the stage, complete with a helmet in the shape of a whale. It was The Whale Helmet! He raised one of his oversized arms up in the air and let out a bellowing roar, getting some form of a positive response from the crowd. The Terror of Wales was at Solar Slam! He lowered his arm and began to wobble down the ramp.

WHALE!
WHALE!
WHALE!
WHALE!
WHALE!

"Making his way to the ring, standing at six feet and three inches and weighing in at a hefty five-hundred-and-three pounds... The Terror of Wales, WHAAAAAAAAALE HELMEEEEEET!"

Another booming roar came from within the helmet at the sound of his name, though he didn't let it distract him from the task at hand: getting to the ring. He jogged down the ramp the rest of the way until he got to the apron, then taking his time to get to the steel steps. His lethargic pace carried him up the metal staircase until he was by the ropes, stepping in between them afterwards to get into the ring. Once there, he slapped his chest to produce a resonating thud, followed by a fierce, "ATBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

The music faded away rather quickly, leaving The Terror of Wales in the ring with his first singles opponent in a couple of shows. This was his night, though! With the show taking place right on Miami Beach, he felt empowered being so close to the ocean! Whale Helmet would walk away with the victory, he just knew it!

-DING DING DING-

Whale Helmet stood ready to take on his first opponent of the evening, as he somehow ended up double-booked. He went to slap his chest once more and let out his battle-cry... but was quickly interrupted as Pantera came in with a devastating uppercut! He blundered backwards until he hit the ropes, his hands holding onto the thick helmet of his!

The Whale Helmet was pulled away from the ropes and whipped across the ring with ease, not being in a position to put up much offense. As he came on the rebound, he soon found himself falling flat on his helmet as Pantera tripped him up!

Whale Helmet grunted loudly as the stomps rained down on his body, damaging his thick limbs even further! He tried to push up to a base and manage up to his feet before too much damage could be done, but he was far from a fast fellow.