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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:22 pm
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first..."
Weather: Humid, clear skies. Wind: 3 mph. Temperature: 95 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:30 pm
Here's the weight of the world on my shoulders...  <******** the world... <******** the world... <******** the world- IS AFTER ME!!! Cheers errupted from the crowd as Cyrus stepped out onto the walkway. "From Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at 225 pounds, the man the world isn't ready for, Cyrus Everblaze!" Cyrus glanced out towards the cheering BBW audience and raised his signature chair onto his shoulder and raised it up as fireworks went off on the entry way. After a moment, Cyrus started off down the walkway towards the ring that awaited him. He wasn't quite sure why he was in this match against Aaron, but apparently the fat guy had beef since the Lion beat him senseless a few weeks ago. Cyrus crossed between the barricades, giving the fans a few high fives and handshakes as he made his way towards the ring. When he finally made it to the ring, he suddenly leaped onto the apron. He looked out to the audience before slipping into the ring through the ropes. Everblaze immediately walked across the ring to the corner and jumped onto the center turnbuckle. Cyrus raised his chair high in the air as the crowds gave another cheer. THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS AF-TER.. MEEEEE!!!
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 2:58 pm
[Mr. Fatsumoto got stuck in a porta-potty. As a result, the winner of this contest is Cyrus Everblaze via no-show.]
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