A loud bass note vibrated through the air after Draven made his upbeat and epileptic entrance. It was followed by a quiet keyboard synthesizer in the background, but the bass note always returned after a few moments. The instrumental continued this pattern until a faint drumbeat began to play. Suddenly...
WHALE!The sounds of
"Sail (WHALE Remix)" - AWOLNATION resonated through the room, the titantron playing a strange video of a cardboard whale singing along to the song.
This is how I show my love
I made it in my mind because
Blame it on my ADD, baby
This is how an angel cries
Blame it on my own sick pride
Blame it on my ADD, baby
A massive man stepped out onto the stage, complete with a helmet in the shape of a whale. It was The Whale Helmet! He raised one of his oversized arms up in the air and let out a bellowing roar, getting some form of a positive response from the crowd. The Terror of Wales was at Solar Slam! He lowered his arm and began to wobble down the ramp.
WHALE!
WHALE!
WHALE!
WHALE!
WHALE!"Making his way to the ring, standing at six feet and three inches and weighing in at a hefty five-hundred-and-three pounds... The Terror of Wales, WHAAAAAAAAALE HELMEEEEEET!"Another booming roar came from within the helmet at the sound of his name, though he didn't let it distract him from the task at hand: getting to the ring. He jogged down the ramp the rest of the way until he got to the apron, then taking his time to get to the steel steps. His lethargic pace carried him up the metal staircase until he was by the ropes, stepping in between them afterwards to get into the ring. Once there, he slapped his chest to produce a resonating thud, followed by a fierce,
"ATBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"The music faded away rather quickly, leaving The Terror of Wales in the ring with Matt Draven, for his second match of the night! Somehow, Whale had been double-booked! He was clearly worse for wear after his match with Pantera, this one was only going to be worse for him!
-DING DING DING- 
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