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The ASaR-300 security bots needed no introduction. They were machines, for goodness sake, what did they care? Nevertheless, the lights dimmed slightly as a hole in the floor began to open ringside. Out of it, the two robots sprouted, like trees. They made their way to the steel steps, making their way into the ring. On their chests they had clear designation numbers; the first to enter was ASaR-303, while the next was designated ASaR-304.

As they stood in their corner, making no gestures whatsoever, the bell rang.

ASaR-303 did not have a sense of humour. He was a robot. He did, however, have a strange aversion to pies. It him square in the sort-of face. As it did, a few sparks began to shoot from his neck... and his head exploded! Not a great start to the match! The remains of his body crumpled to the floor in a smoking, metal mess.

After a couple of awkward seconds, ELLIE's face appeared on the titantron.



"OH... SORRY ABOUT THAT. I GUESS THEY WEREN'T BUILT WITH PIE OFFENSIVE IN MIND. MOST BIZARRE. I'LL HAVE TO WRITE THAT ONE DOWN. NEVERMIND. A REPLACEMENT WILL BE ALONG SHORTLY."


Her face disappeared as the hole in the ground ringside reappeared, a new robot sprouting from it. As the mark showed, he was designated ASaR-305. He slowly began to make his way from ringside into the ring.

ASaR-304 had not moved - or even reacted - throughout this entire debacle. He took a couple of steps towards the Jesters of War, not initiating anything.