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[In one of the most awkward match-ups in BBW history...]

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first..."

All the lights in the arena went out as an image came up on the titantron of Rex Kobra placing a wet sloppy kiss on the lips of a woman who looked as if she were in her eighties, as a chuckle seeped from the speakers. As the short burst of laughter died down, a set of lights came on bathing the arena in their crimson glow as Combichrist's Throat Full of Glass started to pulse into the atmosphere. After a few seconds, there was an eruption of fire on the stage, and Kobra made his way onto the stage. He was clad in a pair of a**-less chaps, g-string, along with his standard wrestling boots. He moved to the edge of the stage, placed his hands behind his head, looked to the crowd and gyrated his hips as a burst of white fireworks erupted behind him.

Beyond cruel received
The comfort in a broken heart
Now palette shades
An image after life

Alone, surrounded by a million faces
One by one
I see the judgment in your eyes

Shooting his gaze back to the ring, gave a final thrust of his hips before lowering his hands and starting down the ramp. His steps were slow and methodical, his eyes locked on the ring. A deviant grin hung at his lips as he eyed his opponent. As he strode he cracked his neck and rolled his shoulders, readying himself for the battle that was going to commence. In the middle of the ramp, he stopped and looked out at the audience. "And introducing...weighing in at 328 lbs....hailing from your Darkest Desires, and most Sinister Secrets. He is the Rexual Deviant...The Vile Defiler....Rex Kobra."




Rex raced forward as his name as announced to the crowd and slid under the bottom rope. As he slid to a stop in the ring, he shot up to his feet and turned his attention to the crowd. He marched to a turnbuckle and climbed to the second rope where he extended his arms to the sides before reaching down and making a masturbatory gesture in front of his crotch with his right hand. With a wild grin, he dropped back down and moved to the opposite turnbuckle where he did the same thing. Once he was finished making obscene gestures to the audience, he dropped down and leaned in the corner, his eyes locked onto Vaseline Man.

Rex pushed himself out of the corner as the bell rang. As Vaseline Man, came forward, so would Kobra. The big man would go for a lock-up. If Vaseline man truly accepted it, Rex would attempt to shove his opponent backward with all his strength.

Rex accepted the lock-up and after a moment would thrust his knee up in an attempt to catch Vaseline Man in the stomach with it. If his knee to the gut was successful, Rex would back up a step, thrust his hips and attempt to land a hard, disrespectful slap to Vaseline Man's face.

As Vaseline Man hit the ropes, Rex moved forward ant would attempt to place a hand on his skull and push him back against the ropes before attempting to nail him with a hard knife edge chop to his chest.

Rex watched as Vaseline Man run away from him. He smiled wide, backed up into the ring and thrust his hips in Vaseline Man's direction. Moving to the center of the ring, he placed one hand on the back of his skull and gyrated his hips while motioning for his opponent to Bring It with the other.

Rex started to raise his arms to lessen the blow from the forearm but was quickly caught by surprise by the dropkick. As it connected, Rex was dropped to one knee.

The dropkick connected and knocked Rex to the ground. Before any sense could return to him, he was nailed with an elbow drop. He shot to a sitting position for a moment as he clutched his chest before falling back onto his back.