And as Cena waited for his opponent, the arena was silent....except for those that were chanting "Let's go Cena" "CENA SUCKS!"
When just like that.....
IF YOU SMELLLLL
WHAT THE ROCK
IS COOKIN'!
The fans exploded as soon as they hear that music, and the theme is played for a while, making the fans wait.
Just then exploding out the curtain came out.....DAMIEN SANDOW!? Wearing a bald cap, and having matching tights and gear as The Rock himself. Sandow bounced around on stage, and walked to each side listening to The People.
Sandow walked right down to the ring, with the same fast walk as The Rock does. He walked up the steps and went to the corner infront of the camera and stood on the second rope, throwing his fist up. He dropped it and looked at Cena, raising his fake eyebrow.
Sandow started talking to the microphone, the crowd very silent right now.
Sandow: FINALLY..........THE SANROCK.....HAS COME BACK........TO GREEN BAY!
The crowd gave a bit of a pop, oddly enough they started to cheer this.
Sanrock: And YOU Cena.....you walk out as if you got a fork in your a**, advertising the same towel that The People use to wipe their a** with!
The crowd gave out a huge "OHHHHHH!" at these insults.
Sanrock: And as usual, out here attempting to wrestle, with your jorts, your colored bands.....looking like
WEB CAM BALLS!Just like that the crowd pops HUGE for this insult, the fans laughing hard at it.
Sanrock: Oh and by the way......web cam balls.....trending worldwide on Twitter!
And he wasn't lying, it was the #1 trend world wide. The wrestling fans knew, but others were confused, like one random blonde asking why everyone knows about her boy friend sending her Web Cam Balls to her.
Sanrock: AND TONIGHT, THE SANROCK WILL KICK YOUR CANDY a**....IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE SANROCK....IS....COOKIN'!
Sanrock flashed the eyebrow again, the crowd joining in on the phrase, having a big laugh as Sanrock threw the mic back out of the ring.
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