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 Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:05 pm
[WWFG Tag Team Championship match! Standard rules. Good luck!]
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 9:20 am
WHALES
Summers and Whale Helmet made it down to the ring together. Summers wore his belt, Whale Helmet had to hold his on his shoulder.
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:25 pm
  Unbreakable by Firelight begins to play as the new team of Tiger Girl and Eliza Monteiro approach the ring from behind the curtains, their presence announced by a burst of purple pyrotechnics. The WWF:G crowd went wild, their popularity already soaring after their fun little interview earlier in the show! "Introducing second, Eliza Monteiro and Tiger Girl... The Slamazons!"The two ladies walked down the ramp, high-fiving fans as they made their way to the ring. They slid in under the bottom rope, ready for the match to begin, worked up after being refused action at the previous show!
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:32 am
Eliza turned to look at Tiger girl and smiled. "want me to go first?" She said fixing her sleeve and glove.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:35 am
After the very small and quite attractive Slamazons appeared for the fight, Whale Helmet turned to Summers and gave him a nod, signalling that the 500 pound tag champion would begin the festivities! He moved towards the center of the ring and slapped his fist against his chest, followed by a booming "ATBAAAAAAAAAAY!"
-Ding Ding!-
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:42 am
Tiger Girl gritted her teeth, forming an overly-happy smile.
"Nah, don't worry Eliza. You're the strong link in the team! Save your strength, I got the fishy!"
With that, Tiger Girl leapt forward, towards the... towering man that she was to face. This was quite clearly a terrible idea, given that he outweighed her by a good 400lbs, not to mention having a ridiculous height advantage to boot. it would seem either the cocktail she drank hadn't worn off (a week later), or she had been drinking before the match, because she rushed in with near reckless abandon that only someone out of their senses could possibly muster in the situation. Planting both feet firmly, she got into her battle stance, her hands tensed in claw-like shapes!
"Rawrrr!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:47 am
The fans were already cheering on Tiger Girl, causing Whale to look to his left and right; this crowd was his most of the time! Why were they cheering his dinner?! The massive man turned his head to stare at his appetizer, slowly lowering himself to a sumo-styled stance to match her height. His eyes were locked, and that helmet was ready to clash...
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:54 am
Ermm... Well. What could Tiger Girl really do at this point? She was largely overmatched here. No doubt she would play the smart game, making quick tags and throwing fast, agile moves, hoping to catch the larger man off his gua-
Oh, no, never mind. She leapt at him, with a mighty roar, in what could be described as a modified Lou Thesz press (sort of). She would leap to Whale Helmet, trying to wrap her legs around him - they would no doubt not reach around, but as long as the grip was firm then it didn't matter. Once clinging to the front of her opponent, she would scratch and pull at his head, in what some experts may call 'improvised offence' (and what others would call terrible sportsmanship).
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:56 am
"Ok, Have fun" Eliza smiled again, even if her oponents were bigger and heavier she always found a way. Right now Tiger Girl has to do the same, they just earned a title shot. Eliza walked outside and stood on the apron , stomping on the mat getting claps in response from the WWF:G fans. "Let's Go Girl!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:46 am
Before Whale got positioned in his sumo-stance, Tiger Girl leaped at him and clung to him like a monkey! She might wanna change her name. The scratches met their mark... against his thick helmet! She dared ruin the integrity of his helmet's paint-job! In an effort that could only be described as lazy, Whale Helmet fell forward, potentially crushing Tiger Girl underneath his weight!
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:54 am
Tiger Girl was having none of this slippery sloppyness, as she leapt off him as he began to fall. However, it turns out she didn't leap far enough, whether through lack of ability or just not being fast enough, as when he collapsed, he caught her leg! Tiger Girl landed on her bottom, leg trapped by the blubbery man! She cried in pain as her leg was crushed.
"OWW! OW OW OW! OW!"
Not a great start to the match! At least she had cost him a paint job for his helmet; he was going to pay for facing The Slamazons in the most literal way.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:56 am
The Whale Helmet landed with enough force to shake the entire ring! His body fat jiggled on impact, and... then stopped. He wasn't moving! He refused to move off of the poor girl's leg! The Terror of Wales was dead-weight on top of the thin limb!
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:00 am
Tiger Girl ineffectually pushed against the fat man's flab, which was keeping her leg trapped. However, her hands did nothing more than prod him; he didn't move an inch! She stomped her free leg as her other went to sleep, trapped in this unorthodox submission. She began frantically banging against him, almost as if throwing a tantrum, hoping he would move. How ridiculous!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:02 am
The Whale of a man seemed unmoved by the poor Tigress' show of pain! However, the referee finally showed pity and began to yell at the overweight man; slowly, and much to his chagrin, Helmet rolled off of Tiger Girl's unfortunate limb and began to return to his feet. That part was always the hardest for him.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:05 am
Thankfully, the ref had forced Whale Helmet off of Tiger Girl. She backed up to the ropes, pulling herself up. There wasn't any serious damage, but as the blood rushed back to her leg she got pins and needles >.< damn it, Whale Helmet! She stood there, stomping her foot, occasionally yelping, as the feeling slowly returned.
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