The broadcast was interrupted by a strange video package. As various trauma scenes in Japan played with Japanese commentary, the video suddenly cut to a doctor wearing a strange luchadore-like mask, peering over an operating table surrounded by various equipment and coolers filled with organs. He spoke in plain English with Japanese subtitles.
"Tiger Hat."
He rested his hands on the operating table.
"You thought that you could escape my grasp by fleeing to America?"
He started to laugh.
"Didn't you know that my brand of health insurance covers... THE WORLD?!"
A cheap firecracker pop flashed and a flag unfolded from the ceiling, showing a map of the world with the man's mask stamped on all the continents and oceans.
"I'm going to get you, Tiger Hat. You're about due for a blood transfusion. And I've got enough bad blood in these banks of mine to fill a swimming pool."
The "Doctor" spun in a full circle, pointing at all the blood and the organs in the coolers before he pointed directly at the camera.
"Prepare yourself! Because SOON you'll be... KO-MA-TOSE!"
Laughing maniacally, the video faded to black with the text:
Doctor Koma: Operating soon in BBW! Such Surprise!
