But I mostly go by Thane, please. Nothing else.
I'm a: Boy
I'm 17 years old
Date of Birth: July 3rd, 2014
My dream job is: I want to be in the circus. Or general overlord of the free world. You think I'm kidding but I'm not.
My blood status is: Muggleborn
This is my 7th wink wink mwuah mwuah kisses ily darling year here at Hogwarts.
~Utsuha was here--don't forget to update your year!
The house I'm in is: Slytherin. What a surprise.
I'm interested in breathing, which is what you should be worried about if you ask me something stupid like that again
I'm currently with ...Kalin Abrams
People say that in a nutshell I'm I'm a jerk. Deal with it or get the hell out my face. I'm antisocial, anti-stupid, and just a bundle of sass and sarcasm. Don't get me wrong I can be nice, it just happens to be a rarity. Especially now and days. Your look of concern says you want to know the reason, fine. What's the point of being happy, smiley and nice when every time you show even an iota of feeling or start a possible relationship with someone they just poof! Vanish and die while I get stuck here behind. The way I see if, if I'm the bad guy and a jerk, I won't form connections so I won't get sad if anyone dies and vice versa. Practically a win-win in my book.
My background story is Uggh, do I really have to go over this? My parents died when I was young, then my brother died, and then I was in an orphanage. I got beat up and picked on a lot because I was smaller than the other boys and because I used bigger words that they've probably never heard of. So growing up in that kind of environment didn't really paint a pretty picture of humankind to my eyes if you catch my drift. A couple years ago my twenty-one year old nephew found out where I was being stashed and adopted me, which I know is kinda odd when you think about it but whatever. We got along ok, he stayed out of my space...actually that's a lie. He was always in my friggen space trying to be a family and be happy and junk. It was freaking annoying, so I stayed out of his space. I soon met this kid who was pretty much the exact opposite of me in personality: he was always happy, he saw the best in everyone (blech!), he even baked! Who does that anymore?! But he got to me, he wormed his way into my cold inner surface (the cookies kinda helped) and befriended me which I grudgingly accepted.
A couple months later we were on the train to Hogwarts where I was sorted into Slytherin (huuuge surprise) and attempted to make my way to class. Honestly if it wasn't for Kalin always showing up and dragging me places I wouldn't have left my bedroom. It was just before the winter holidays that I got the bad news that my nephew had been driving along in London and got hit by a drunk driver (of all the friggen cliches) and died on impact. I was literally alone in the world, a ward of the ministry which was about to send me right back to that hellhole of an orphanage that I thought I escaped. But just as I was packing up and steeling myself for going back my friend came up with a surprise; he wanted me to spend the holidays with him and his brother. Since it was either dealing with his damn holiday spirit or deal with the bastards back at the group home I chose the lesser of two evils. It was an alright holiday, I got all the sweets I could ask for courtesy of one hyperactive eleven year old and his brother was alright. He didn't ask too many questions or try to make me open up about my feelings (or whatever that stupid social worker told me to do). Anyway, around the new year they popped a huge question asking whether or not I'd like to be adopted into their little makeshift family. At first I was a bit stunned and then angry. I didn't want their stupid pity and I told them where they could shove it. The older brother got mad and looked ready to curse me out but Kalin stopped him. He just kept going on about how he didn't want to lose me and some s**t about how we could practically be brothers and going on and on with this spiel and I could actually see tears-tears!-in his stupid deep brown eyes of his...and I folded like a first timer at a poker game. It was stupid of me really, getting into a new family, forging new connections so quickly after what happened, but anything to make those stupid eyes of his stop!
2028~ I guess I'm going to have to get used to that song bird staying with us since he and Wyatt got engaged. He's ok I suppose. Me and Kalin are sort of..out of sorts at the moment and I'm kinda afraid to fix it. I feel like he'd be better off not knowing.
2029~ So apparently Wyatt and Milo got married after me and Kalin left for school, so of course he was hurt and even worse (or better in other's opinion) they adopted a kid. Like an actual living breathing child and not some other owl. The actual ********. And now there's OWL's to friggen look forward to next year so that'll be fun. I guess the only good thing that really happened was that me and Kalin get to fool around a little...if you get my French.
2031~Jesus effing Christ, it's like me and Kalin can't leave those two alone for a few seconds without them procreating. We got an owl about them adopting another midget, a girl this time, and sent us pictures and told us all her likes and whatnot (I honestly could not understand how Wyatt didn't impregnate Milo if they managed to get a child with the same freaky obsession with owls) but she's not bad. A bit clingy and waaayy too...ugh.
I enjoy watching geeky shows and movies. Shut up. I like to read and learn (I know, odd with all the class I skip right?), Science, History, and Transfiguration. Kalin isn't too bad either, but don't tell him I said that. I try to hate him but it's kind of hard to. Besides, he gives me food.
I despise People, Death, stupidity, questions, large social scenes.
My strengths are: My intelligence and my resilience I suppose.
My flaws are: My bad attitude and lack of faith or trust in other humans
Fears: Death, and, I would never say it, myself.
I look like This
My wand is a 8 inch cypress with raven feathers.
My pet is nonexistent because animals do not like me and I don't like them. I mean, I guess that's not exactly true since I like puppies and dogs and Kalin's puppy seems to actually kind of like me. And the ornery owl he owns isn't bad either, he and I both share a similar viewpoint of the world: It sucks.
My OWL scores are:
Astronomy ~ A
Alchemy ~ EE
Ancient Runes ~ A
Charms ~ EE
Defense Against the Dark Arts~ EE
Divination ~ A
Herbology ~ A
History of Magic ~ EE
Potions ~ O
Transfiguration ~ A
My NEWT scores are:
Alchemy ~ O
Charms ~ A
History of Magic ~O
Potions ~ O
((Adopted from Kai Sparrowheart))
~Utsuha