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 Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:57 pm
Welcome to Philly!!! a city unlike any other. Ran by sports, completely unhealthy food, violence and beer this city is home to some of the best people you will ever find...if you are from here. Outsiders are never welcome and if you are a fan of any other football team besides the eagles, you will have a tough time simply walking down the street. The city pulls together hopes for every season and continually has their hearts shattered every year. People not from Philadelphia claim the inhabitants are the worst in the country, however if you are a local you would never want to live anywhere else. Home to friendships that you could never find in another part of the country, this city has a sense of pride to it that is unmatched anywhere.
Philadelphia’s reputation of not being the city of brotherly love will be further reinforced after the unparalleled riots that will occur after the eagles win the super bowl.(pfffff lol)
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:15 pm
PLATINUM AGE COMICS PRESENTS!!
The Incendiary Pyro-Man! issue#1$2.99 us ( So, you want to know my origin? do you really want to know? well of couse you do or else you'd be downloading porn by now. well where do i begin)
*June 13, 2014*
*Lee Pierce is out on his bike on " Turk Businesses" around the upper areas of Fairamount Park.
Jamming along to his favorite tunes he spots a strange black rock in the field near the Mann music center*
Lee: Hmmmm thats an odd looking rock * take no notice and begins to ride off again... untill he realizes that the rock was smokeing*... oh snap wait!! thats thing is on fire! lets watch!!
*Lee jounts over to the steaming rock and takes a closer look at.... noticeing there was something black, reflective and goo like he pokes at it with a stick.... takeing the stick out he notices a long black goo between the stick and the rock.*
Lee: ewwww * he then touches it with his hand*
* the goo comes to life and begins to morph on to his body via is arm*
Lee*in a panic*: a ahahahhahahahahaAHAHAHA oh my god , oh my god!!! ah hhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhh
* lee then wakes up in a jolt still in the field, he franticly checks his self*
Lee*in a jolt*: BACON DOUBLE CHEESE BURGER!!! *gasp* hair ; still here
googles: cool..... wallet: still here... huh....the hell happened?
*without another word Lee gets back in his bike and continues on his travel*
*returning home, he dose his normal routine but keeps his bizzare experience in the field under his hat*
*later than night*
*Lee is playing videogames while watching youtube videos, but then he gets the strangest feeling something is watching him,
turning around in a jolt , he notices nothing is around him*
Lee: weird...i got this feeling....(yes he is singing the song) someone is watching me.. and i got no privecy Hmmm hmmm *continues to hum the tune*
*Much later that night*
*Lee is sleeping, but it apres that his shadow is moveing along the ground... then his computer is activated by a dark figure, said figure is now... accessing his youtube account?*
*gun shots is heard in the distence*
Lee*awakeing*: *sigh* 5, 4,3,2,1,..........10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1........and 1.... and 1 *sirens are heard* there we go * falls back asleep*
*The shadowy goo like figure makes its way back to the computer, and turns on a video from game society pimps*
???: ye---ah.. thats... right?
Who is this unknown youtube watcher?
next issue soon
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:38 pm
PLATINUM AGE COMICS PRESENTS!!
The Incendiary Pyro-Man!issue#2$2.99 us (continueing on with this origin story,..i know the first issue was a bit dry, but no worries this is when thing get intresting)
(Center city, Philadelphia
Love Park)
Lee: jeez some times i wish i was a super hero.. or at least had super powers that would make my life a bit more easier. *sigh* ,,oh well!!! im Lee Pierce, who need power when their me!! karate choping through life like a boss!!... i got to stop talking to my self.. now i got a headach..i going
*KABOOM!!! there seems to be something happening over at City Hall*
Lee: oh snaps!!!
*some kind of monster roars through the smoke*
Lee: sweet jesus its venom!! im out... but this is my chance to meet the avengers or the justice leauge in person... oh!! maybe even the teen titans
*notices a child wandering around*
Lee: FUD!!! hey kid you got to get *a car is falling towards him* DODGE!! he pushes the kid out of the way and the car lands on Lee's Legs, a wave of pure pain washes over Lee's* this ,,, it not ... how i wanted to die.. ah ahh ahh
Mephisto : is it power you want? do you want to live?
Lee: i want to go home
Mephisto : then sigh this contract and...huh?
*spruting from Lee's legs is the black goo he has encountered weeks ago, the goo morphs over his entire body*
Mephisto: oops never mind then, knock em dead slugger
*before Lee notices he is standing up right, his body was no longer under the car, looking at his hands, then in reflection he notices that he was wearing a sleek black costume with orange eyes.*
Lee: what the hel... * the brownish symbiote monster then lands on the car behind him and roars behind him* you!!
*Lee gose in for an attack and lands a solid punch on to the monster's jaw*
Lee: i dont know if your Venom, carnage, spawn or what ever, you about to get the hell up out of my city!!!
*Lee tries his best to combat the monsters, but dose fairly poorly with the monster's savage brutality*
Lee: gaaaa..ok , time for webs!! * thrusts his hands out like spiderman, nothing happened* ok... how about knives wo ha!!* nothing happens*... chains? * still nothing*
* the monster jumps at Lee, Lee thrusts his hands out and projects a fire blast at the monster*
Lee: fire.. yeah that will do, that will do just nicely
*Dashing forward he gose in for another fire attack but the monster gets the upper hand and slams Lee to the ground, then it spouts extra arms and begins to wale on Lee*
???: oh for god sakes!!, your not even doing it right , thats it im takeing over, Demo over
Lee: huh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * his body contorts* whats going on!!
???: just relax, this situation is kill or be killed and im not going to be the first to die
*then Lee lets out a Earth shakeing roar, as he as apppeas to have morphed in to a savage monsters symbiote similar to the Brownish symbiotic monster*  Lee???: ahhh ha hahahahahahahahahahahahah LETS.... PARTY!!
*the now unstable and monsterous Symboitic Lee begins to savagely scrap with the other Monsterous Symboite*
Tune in next time for the epic conclusion for the preclude of the prequle leadeing up to the main seiresNext issue comeing soon
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:43 pm
PLATINUM AGE COMICS PRESENTS!! The Incendiary Pyro-Man!issue#3$2.99 us (ok ,were half way there!!) *the savage symbiote Lee and the monsterous brown symbiote continue their battle in downtown Philadelphia*
*cars are being thrown and much collateral damage is being done*
Lee???; RAWRRRRRRRRRR!!! * grabs a lamp post and bashes the Symbiotic monster with it*
* the monster soon counters and grabs Lee via a arm sprouting from its back. it then procceds to repeatedly slam Lee in to ground.*
*Lee then grabs said arm and tosses the Symbiotic monster in to the air, and jumps up after it, grabbing its face, Lee??? savagly slams its head in to the street below, breaking though to the sewer*
Lee???: AIR........ COMBO
*The savage Lee, then notices a innocent bystandard pined under some debre, a looks of hunger sworms over the the Symbiotic Lee's face as he trudges over to her, the citizen panics and fears for her life*
*suddently he stops*
???: what the!? what are you doing, quit struggleing meat!!
Lee: AHHHH, no way!! this is my body!!!, im all for takeing down rampageing brown venoms, but eating people is where i draw the line!!
???: you think you can stop me? good luck!!
Lee???: GWAWAWAAAAAAAAA * The savege looking Symbiote Lee beings to writh in pain, as it holds it head and contorts its overly musuled body*
???: just piss off already!! im running the show
Lee: *BEEP*...OUT ..OF.... HERE!!!
* the savege Symbiote Lee, continues to scream in agony as it pounds the ground with its fist*
*suddently S.H.I.E.L.D, shows up*
Lee: wrong frigin time, S.H.I.E.L.D!!!
S.H.I.E.L.D agent: HANDS, TENTICLES AND WHAT EVER ELSE WHERE I CAN SEEM EM!!
???: Gasp!! the Supreme Headquarters, International Espionage, Law-Enforcement Division? oh s**t... laters chump
* the symbiote jumps off of Lee and down the hole in to the sewers*
*Lee is arrested by S.H.I.L.E.D*
*after much testings, Lee was put in a detention room
in walks a Shield agent*
Agent Apollo: hello Mr.Pierce im Agent Apollo, we just got your medical records back from out labs...and you are symbiote free... we just have some small questions we would like to ask you
*takes out an electronic pad*
Apollo: question 1: where and when have your first encountered the symbiote that possessed you ?
Lee: well im not sure.... it would have to be around 3 ..4 weeks ago... i was riding my bike around fairmount park... then i found this strange smoke rock... then i poked it with a stick... but i cant remember anything after that except that i was back on bike well on my way
Apollo: i see... and when did it consume your body?
Lee: that would be just a few hours ago... there was some big hulking brown symbiote wrecking center city... I was pinned under a car ... but before I knew it I was back up and standing in some sleek black costume..... you know like Spiderman's black outfit.. just minus the spider symbol.
Apollo: anything else?
Lee: oh it also talked!!
Apollo: yes they some times do that with their host.. did it say anything to you?
Lee: yes sir, when I engaged the monster, I was getting beaten pretty badly... then it say something about.. kill or be killed, im assuming direct control... and you really suck at this.
Apollo: those exact words?
Lee: more or less, I defiantly remember the " you suck at this" remark though
oh and then as soon as Shield showed up, it knew the entire acronym of your name then said " laters" as it jumped down in to the sewer
Apollo: Ok.. now I need you to sign this waver Mr.Pierce, it allows us to use your blood samples for any further investigation in order to track down this new symbiote
Lee: of course sir. *sighs his name*
Apollo: ok every thing is set, your a brave kid... me and another escort you home
*While Lee and Apollo was walking down the hall way, a female agent appears and toss a set of keys to Apollo*
Agent Cunningham: Guess who won the bet!?
Apollo: im thinking, its on the lines of me?
Cunningham: so how about we take it for a spin?
Apollo: I wish I could but I got to drop.... say Pierce you wouldn't happen to have air sickness you would?
*Agent Apollo, Agent Cunningham and Lee are now flying high above the tri state area in a flying S.H.I.E.L.D car*
Lee: WHOOOOOOOOOO this is ridicules!!
Apollo: it handles like Ford, but moves like a Ferrari!!
Cunningham: ok, your addresses is 330 north 52nd street? yes?
Lee: yes ma'am
Apollo: ok coming in for a landing..... how do I land this thing?
Cunningham: most likely like a normal car
Apollo: oh right
*Apollo lands the car right in the front of Lee's house*
Apollo: look at that... perfect parallel parking, ok Pierce, stay out of trouble, and if you spot any other symbiotes or looking to join give us a call
*gives Lee, his and Cunningham's info cards*
Cunningham: you sell em on Ebay and we will find you
Lee: yes Ma'am
*the two agents laugh as they fly off in the Car*
*Lee looks down and smiles to him self a little*
Lee: for that one moment......... I was a superhero
*meanwhile in the sewers beneath Philadelphia, PWD workers are working on some damaged sewer pipes*
Worker1: jesus it stinks down here... I mean really
Worker2: all the more reason to hurry *something runs by*... what was that?
Worker1: probably just some rats... or homeless people..... as long as that don't mess with us we wont mess with them
Worker2: yeah I guess so, so how about them Phillies .... I have a good feeling about this season
Worker1: eh you say that about every season.. your already out 2 gr *hears a growling notice* huh, must be a sudden flux of water... best hurry, this area is going to get nice a flooded soon
Worker 2* hand sticks to something*: ehhhhhh what is this?
Worker1: its s**t... what else would it be?
Worker2: this is the blackest s**t I have ever seen... it even has carrots in it still
Worker1: that's gross man.... that's gross
Worker2: its sticky its not coming off!!.. the hell?... I think its moving up my arm!
Worker1: don't be silly * turns to look at his friend* its just shi *comes face to face with the brown symbiote from before*
Nexy issue soon
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 4:31 pm
PLATINUM AGE COMICS PRESENTS!! The Incendiary Pyro-Man!issue#4$2.99 us (More backstory... jesus i hope the movie adaption get this right) *3 weeks pass after the battle that unfolded in Center City, Philadelphia*
*Life returned to its usual norm, except for the fact of strange disappearences thoughout Philly, As S.H.I.E.L.D continues to investigate these disappearences in hopes thats they are linked to the 2 symbiotes that escaped in to the sewers, their results tend to lead them to dead ends*
* Saterday evening, Lee and his family was in the kitchen eating dinner and watching the news*
Roman: you want the rest of this fish, Lee?
Lee: boy you better eat that fish!!, or im going to eat your kit kat!!!...ill do it.. *pokes his little brother then the begin to play slap fight* HADOUKEN!!
Roman:KAMAHAMEHA!!
Mom: quit playing and eat your food,
Lee*getting up to wash the dishes*: ok i got the dishes , thanks Mom, ill handle down here
*Lee's Mom and little brother leave as Lee washes the dishes and wipes the table off*
Lee: hey mom!! We fed Rem right?
Mom: yeah, i fed her earlier
*then CBS Plus news, has a breaking news, there apears to be a battle between 2 monsters near 53 and Westminister*
Lee: that color... its the same symbiote monsters i fight a couple of weeks back!
* the brown symbiote then punches the other monster and sends it flying right in to Lee's backyard*
*Lee looks out his backyard, and locks the gate so his dog remanes in the side ally*
Lee*shocked*: Orange eyes!
*the black goo then leaves the body of its host revealing nothing more than a strivled husk of a human*
Lee: jesus!!
* the symbiote then looks over and faces Lee, it pauses for a moment then jumps on to his body*
???: its always been you,Lee Pierce!!
Lee: NO NO, NOT AGAIN AH AHHHHHHHHH
??? : whoa whoa whoa, just chill ok, just stop.. stop screaming * holds his mouth closed*...ok im going to let your mouth go..and i want you too listen to me... understood?
*Lee still with fear in his eyes nods in agreement*
???: ok * uncovers Lee's mouth*
*long silence*
*S.H.I.E.L.D forces are seen flying over head to the site of where the monster is*
???: ok that should buy me sometime, look, i dont want to die and you want to be a super hero,right? so how about we work together for a greater good? hmm what do you say?
*Lee still silent, glances at the strivled up human body*
???: oh please, i have been living in your body for nearly a month, if anything you would have died days before our first battle with Brownie.... the Brown sybiote's name is Brownie, i call him Brownie now, the name Brownie is cool. This is your chance Lee Pierce, to be a hero, do you trust me?
Lee:.................................. No
???: Then let us venture forth and... wait NO?!, im giving you the chance kick unlimited a**!! what do you mean "no"?
Lee: No as in, taking from what happened 3 weeks ago, how do i know your not going to pull the same stunt?.... and plus why me? how do i know your no different than thoses other symbiotes like Venom and Carnage?
???: it was a do or die situation, kill la ki... i mean kill or be killed......and becasue.....you're the one i saw first Lee Pierce.
Lee: *flattered and a bit embarresed*
???: also thats a bit racist dont you think?
Lee: well its not my fault, that anything pretaining to symbiotes result it, death, destruction, and all out... Maximum Carnage?
???: well thats because we take after your examples!!! Venom is basically a clingly ex girlfriend, and Carnage is a product of a broken and violent house hold and upbringing. Toxin is the only one out there thats fights his past!!.... so im like Toxin ...i guess!!
Lee: ok,ok , i get it
???: do you Lee Pierce?!, Do you?!, look we're wasteing too much time with exposition, your in or your out ,now or never, nut up or shut up!!
Lee: ok.......im in!!
???: good frigin choice, now hold still, this is going to tingle a bit
*the symbiote merges with Lee's body and puts him back in the sleek Orange eyed, black body suit from 3 weeks ago*
???: ill handle the powers you handle the action!! ill take you through a quick tutorial on the way to our little boss battle!
Lee: Now thats speaking my language!!, Showtime!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:08 pm
PLATINUM AGE COMICS PRESENTS!! The Incendiary Pyro-Man!issue# 5$2.99 us (Alright this is when things get meaty, trust me if there is ever a video game adaption of this seires, this would be the first mission)
* Lee is now on top of a near by house roof*
???: ok... Tutorial Time, Lee Pierce.. ill take it from the top, right now you are currently wearing Me... your normal clothes have been dissolved and compressed with in me, along with your keys, wallet and other stuff. press start..i mean touch your thigh to access... well the inventory screen.. you think it you...get it
*Lee touches his thigh and thinks about his keys, the keys come right out of his thigh*
Lee: whoa *puts them back*
???: ok now for some movements, move the right control sti....dammit, i mean look up, look down, left and right
*Lee looks up , down, left and right*
Lee: it feels like im wearing my under armor... or my cycling speed suit
???: well yeah, im grafted to your skin, basically im a second set of skin for you, but i cover... your more sensitive parts.... now press a.... just jump
*Lee jumps, higher than ever before*
???: that's right, just like the super jump cheat from GTA San Andreas , when im bonded to you, your speed, strength, agility, and even your reflexes are enhanced to... well near superhuman levels. your no spider man, and no you cant go toe to toe with the Hulk..... and yes your are bullet proof, up to .50 cal rounds.... you can even survive a rocket at close range.
Lee: awww yeah!!
???: now get moving hero, don't let that monster get away. i can sense him heading north, you'll know your close when you have this tension feeling in the back of your head
Lee: or if the controller rumbles?
???; pipe it before i jam something in to your control port!
*Lee makes his way across the roof tops of west Philly, jumping high and doing some fun amateur acrobatics on long the way, while spouting lame 90's phrases like, Rad and extreme... and Radtacular.*
???: radtacular.... really? Chill out Michelangelo
Lee: oh please, im obliviously Donatello!!
???: no one likes Donatello!
*the continue to bicker until they caught up to the monster, surrounded by S.H.I.E.L.D on 63rd street*
*The monster puts up a fight by sprouting multiple arms and tossing cars at the Agents*
???: Ok there it is, knock em dead slugger, balls to the wall and all that jazz
Lee: Hey Brownie!... where do you get off messing with my town... now i got to take you down.
???: god, that was lame
Lee: shhh im try to be epic!
* The monster roars at our hero, and goes in for an attack, by throwing a car at him, it misses him but heads straight for a house *
*Lee jumps to intercept it, and succeeds*
Lee: oh mossed!!!
???: that term is so 2008!! Ok, combat mechanics!!, you can either A. go all Arkham Asylum on him with a series of punches and kicks, you can dodge and counter with your eyes closed with me. Or you can use our special attack mode
Lee: special attack *Lee arms catch on fire*...oh... well well
???: be careful though, you can run out of energy with using your fire fist
Lee: id rather call it Pyro Arts!
???: whatever... just be careful when your in this form your energy will begin to decrease... like a magic bar in a RPG... when the flames run low, take a breather or just go fisticuffs.
Lee: right
???: i can lock on to multiple enemies .... and for you, i can do that. just focus and
*Lee focuses and a lock on sign appears on the monster *
???: there!!, this will help you with firing fire projectiles
Lee: Pyro Projectiles
???: yes!!, now do you need me to explain this system again.... well too, you should have listen the first time
*Lee goes toe to toe with the Brown symbiote and the blasted it with a wave of fire!!*
???: AH HA!!! its weak against fire!!, now its off balanced!! now is our chance for an All Out Attack!!
Lee: here we go!!, Pyro Flash Finisher!!
*Lee unleashes a flurry of fiery punches on to the monster,
One fire punch down on to its head
One fire kick to the gut following up with i super flaming upper cut
The upper cut sends the brown symbiote skywards
Grabbing it by its legs in mid air, Lee spins and tosses the brown symbiote monster higher
Back on the ground, Lee fires a wave of fire balls at the symbiote now air born
All fire balls lock on, and strike the monster all at once resulting in a firework like explosion
The smoking body of the Monster falls just a block away
*
Lee: hell yeah!!
???: wow... i wont lie, that was pretty kick a**, i mean i though you was going to blow it, but hmmm good job, now lets go finish this
Lee; what are you talking about? we won, S.H.I.E.L.D will clean up the rest
???: no, not yet!! the symbiote will run away!! we have to capture it!!
Lee: why us?
???: just go get it and leave that part to me
*Lee easily manages to track down the escaping symbiote and corner it in an alley way*
Lee: so what n...
*before Lee could finish his question, his symbiote springs off him and devours the little brown symbiote in a chopping, slurping motion*
Lee: oh my god!!! you ate it!! is that normal?!
???: no not really.... something just compelled me to do it...i feel different... stronger and now
*extra arms sprout out of Lee's suit*
Lee: What the *urrp*!!!
???: huh... i guess eating it gave us a new ability... kind of like Mega man
Lee: haha i get it, Ability Get!! Yoga Ora!!!
???: you know i get the reference , so that works... but next time im name the next ability
Lee: yeah... wait next time?
???: yeah.. im just one of many... we opened Pandora's box, not literally, now the battle begins... there are 19 more symbiotes out there, each probably stronger than the next... and will be coming for us...so why not go after the rest of them first!! its up to you and me, to stop this invasion and fight our way to the top.....if you want to, that is
Lee: you know what... i was punched, shots , thrown through a building slammed repeatedly.... and i never felt so alive, I just want to help people, that it short and simple for you?..
???: Please Lee Pierce? will you join me in this little campaign?
*Lee jumps on to the roof tops and begins to head home*
Lee: well ... its going to be a long hard road but who knows, could kick a**, could be dangerous, could totally suck , oh..what the hell, lets see how far we can take this.
???: thank you, Lee Pierce
Lee: just Lee will be fine
???: ok, Lee!.. game on
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:57 am
PLATINUM AGE COMICS PRESENTS!!
The Incendiary Pyro-Man!issue# 6 $2.99 us ( Now to finish this prolog, this is basically how i adopted the name of *Beep* oops cant go spoiling the flashback.....what do you mean the name is in the title.. title of what?)
* The next morning after Lee and orange eyes defeated their first symbiote boss*
Lee: ahhhhh its a new day!!
???: a brand new day!
*downstairs in his kitchen Lee is making pancakes*
Lee: ah smells like victory
*turning on the TV*
Reporter: Hello my name is Charlotte Stanza, and you watching CBS plus. Today is Wednesday, July 14, 2014. Our top story tonight, there was a massive battle in right in our own back yards. At around, 9:32 PM last night
*showing footage of that battle*
2 creatures were rampaging around the 600th block of 63rd and Gerard.
???: oh wait check this part out this is the part when went flying
*Sees the news footage of, ??? getting hit by a massive fist from the brown symbiote*
Lee: damn, sent your a** flying
Reporter: afterwards, S.H.I.E.L.D agents arrived on scene to apprehend one of the creatures. The creature proved quite to be quite the hand full for the agents
Lee: oh snap this is when we show up! *turns up the volume*
Reporters: that was until a masked vigilante appeared on the scene and proceeded to defeat the creature in question. Many eye witnesses claimed that this masked hero is non-other than
???: ooooo here it comes !
Reporter: the Avenger member known as The Black Panther
Lee: WHAT!!!
???: Ohhhhhhhhh should have dropped your name before you left
Lee: dammit, there goes our rep as a hero...
???: Well we do look like the Black Panther, honest mistake
Lee: hmmmm we need out own image, our own costume..
???: oooooooo i smell a costume montage
*??? morphs in to a series of different costumes*
*One costume is looks a lot like a orange and black version school uniform of that Anime Kill la Kil, but with a mask to console his identity*
Lee: ..... how much of the internet have you been exposed to?!
???: oh come on, you look quite dashing
*??? morphs in to another costume
This one looks like a black and orange Superman outfit*
Lee: hmmmm not really big on capes
???: wait I think I know one you like
* ??? transforms in to a suit that looks a lot like Carnage but with a Black and orange color scheme*
Lee: hmmm not bad. Shrink the eyes
*eyes go to a smaller size*
Lee: now lets make the inner outline orange and the rest back
*the inner armpit area becomes oranges while the outer end becomes black*
???: fabulous!!
Lee: yeah i can dig it!!... *looks down, and notices that the costume had boobs* oh ha ha..
???: you cant really tell but im smiling right now
*the chest flattens*
Lee: speaking of chest, we need a emblem. I’m thinking
* a fire picture appeared on his chest*
Lee: yeah... i like it
*looks at his reflection*
???: we look like super villain that starts fires
Lee: well we are Pyro Man after all
???: that makes us sound like an arsonist
Lee: look we live in a world in which there are heroes calling themselves Fire and The Human Torch... i think Pyro Man is pretty normal and original, plus our attacks are fire themed after all.
???: hmm well played, ok Pyro Man it is
Lee: yes!! PYROMAN!! by night and sometimes in the evening Lee Pierce and uhhhhhhh.....
???: Maria... i like the name
Lee: that’s a female human name , Goo
Maria: don’t call me Goo, Orange eyes is a ok nickname, but not Goo, that is a raciest..... plus you seem pretty lonely, haven’t you noticed that my voice has a more female like tone, don’t worry this won’t get weird, i already seen what you do with your.
Lee: OK.. OK if works for you I guess I cant argue with it,
*here’s police sirens in the distant *
Maria: shall we, partner?
Pyro-Man: Looks like it’s Showtime!!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:22 pm
PLATINUM AGE COMICS PRESENTS!!
The Incendiary Pyro-Man!issue# 12 $2.99 us (Tired but fresh from there recent victory, our heroes are returning home. So lets give them some rest while we pay some attention to our shadowy new friend) *Chazwick Harbor, Boston, MA *
* A young man is running through heavy rain away from what appears to be a gang of guys*
Gang Leader: that's right keep running freak! wait until we get our hands on your mutie throat
Gang member 2: damn where did he go!!
Gang Leader: search areas between the warehouses! that freak couldn't have gotten far!
*The gang of 12 spread out to search*
* As the young man hides behind some boxes, one of the members are coming his way*
* the member looks around at the area where the young man was hiding, but nothing was there. The gang member moves on*
*suddenly the young man begins to fade in to visibility, broken and beaten the young man makes his way in to a dark warehouse.
Within he closes the door behind him and begins to hide among the crates in the shadow*
Gang member 3: Mutie!! come out and play yay!! you cant hide forever!
*The young man looks cold and scared as he is curled up in the dark corner with blood running form his nose and forehead. However he do not realize the strange grey ooze that is moving towards him. He finally notices it and before he goes to a panic the symbiote loudly bonds to his body*
*the gang enters the warehouse that has all the commotion in it, only for the lights to blow out*
Gang Member 4: that punk should be in here somewhere!!
*suddently one of the gang members go missing *
Gang Memebr 3 : what was that!!.. wheres Chad!?
Gang Leader: that little creep trying to make a fool out of us!! COME OUT HERE!
* More and more members begins to disappear until the leader is left*
Gang Leader: WHERE ARE YOU!? SHOW YOUR FACE MUTANT, COME OUT HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!!
*right behind him*
???: right here!! *attacks*
Gang Member: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*All that can be heard is crunching*
*Back in Philly, our heroes finally returns home*
Lee: what a night... we frigin stink... i think i need to wash my self in fire to get the stink out of my skin *enters the 2nd floor bathroom*
Maria: that can be arranged, now hold still, you may be able heal fast but you we need to really dis infect this bite. * morphing from Lee, Maria picks up a bottle of antiseptic and begins fixing up Lee's shoulder*
Lee: ... Maria... what do you know about human medical pratice?!
Maria: more than you know, remember i dont sleep that often so i got nothing better to do but to learn from the internet...
Lee: and here i though you was just a walking meme factory
Maria: cant i be both...
Lee: i still cant believe that you ate killer Croc, where dose it call go
Maria: the less you know Lee ,the better because id have to kill you if i told you.
Lee*getting in to the shower*: so that's 2 down 18 more to go..
Maria: oh right... congrats Mr. Pierce you are now ranked 19.
Lee: ranked 19... what this a video game?
Maria:not yet, but for now it a comic book.
Lee: huh?
Maria: nothing xp
*after finishing his shower Lee enters his room and looks at the bed*
Lee: hello bed, my true love... you missed me? because i missed you * lays face down on the bed and is a sleep with in seconds*
*Maria drifts from his body and over to the computer,she looks at the sleeping Lee and what appeares to be a smile is seen on her face*
Maria: Ooo a new Dragon ball z abridged is out!
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 11:00 pm
PLATINUM AGE COMICS PRESENTS!!
The Incendiary Pyro-Man!issue# 13 $2.99 us (a few weeks later after the fight in Gotham)
*New York city, Central Park, Nighttime*
???: My name is...was Oswald Cormier... im a mutant.. i dont know what happened, i dont really know how many days passed.. i dont even known how im even still alive.
*A jogger in the park jogs by until she hears a noise in the bushes, as she stops to look she is suddenly dragged in to the bushes*
???: if you can call this alive
*All that remains is her shoes*
(Back in Philly at the house of Lee aka Pyro-Man)
Roman: ooooo Pyro-Man is so cool *watching a video on facebook with mom of Pyro-Man fighting some bad guys*
Lee*playing Xbox*: man, screw that, Pyro-Man is lame... totally copping my style...black and orange. my butt
Mom: quit being dramatic, at least Philly has its own hero now. you better not try and be a hero, leave it to the professionals
Lee: hes no professional! he is just a chump running around in a skin tight one piece, hes no different than Green man. Aqua-man is way cooler.
Roman: dont hate Lee, just be cause he is better than you, and what you could have been. or maybe you are Pyro-Man
Lee: Cone.... how could i be Pyro-Man...your head is full of stupid. plus, i dont take nicely to copycats. their only one pyro and that me, Pyro Lee
Mom: ok, go bush you teeth and get ready for bed little boy.
*Roman goes off to the bathroom, as mom get off the computer*
Mom: and you, dont stay up too late, school is right around the corner
Lee: im not, im about to go to bed any way.
*Mom leaves to go to bed*
Maria: whoa what was all that about with the *beep* Pyro-Man rant.
Lee: well i cant let them know i idolize my self. people would be able to put two and two together. so if i make it so i hate Pyro-Man no one will think i am Pyro-Man. Like J. Jonah Jameson, he hates Spider Man, so that means is cant be Spider Man.
Maria: wow.. that's acually pretty solid. So what are you going to do, act like you hate your self forever?
Lee: or as long as want to be Pyro-Man.
*after playing a few game the clock turns midnight*
Maria: Lee im board, lets go out on patrol and see if we can track down another symbiote. it is Wednesday after all. its adventure night!
Lee: yeah what ever. this game is lame any way. *opens back window after turning off the lights* PYRO UP! *transforms in to Pyro-Man*
*Making his way to center city, he notices a crime underway near 25nd street*
Pyro-Man: HEY you!
* the mugger begins to run at the sight of the hero*
*Pyro-Man uses his yoga ora ability to extend his arm and catch the mugger. then he proceeds to slam him around and then tosses him in to a dumpster*
Pyro-man: here you go *looks at the person. its unclear if its a man on woman*....sir....ma'am....... friend.
Victem*with a grizzly voice*: oh thank you Pyro-Man, my hero *gose in for a kiss*
Pyro-Man: *gasp* uhhhhhh oh look another crime *runs away*
*on the room top near 15th street station*
Maria: i think she was just your type Lee, you like mustaches dont you?
Pyro-Man: urrp repressing!!
Maria: Lets get to the top of the Comcast center i like to look at the whole city from up there, plus it expands my mental reach to track down any rough symbiotes in the tri-state area thanks to the 2 symbiotes i already absorbed
*climbing to the top of the Comcast center Pyro-Man looks out over his city as he closes his eyes*
Pyro-Man: lets find us a symbiote
Maria: WHOA i just picked up a big one... its active and bonded with a host. One with powers...its... the hell?
Pyro-Man: Whats up?
Maria: i lost it...strange... i could tell if two of them was fighting. it just vanished
Pyro-Man: maybe it went dormant in side its host... some times that,
Maria: There it gose again!! and there it gose again!!. its like a flickering light bulb!
Pyro-Man: think it a trick?
Maria: maybe, but ahhhhhhhhhhh I FEEL ANOTHER ONE! its close like right
???: behind you?
*Pyro-Man turns in shock to see a blue clad individual*
Pyro-Man: who..who are you? Identify your self
???: your worse nightmare
Who is this new strange enemy, tune in next time
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 7:26 pm
PLATINUM AGE COMICS PRESENTS!!
The Incendiary Pyro-Man!issue# 14 $2.99 us *In the previous issue, our heroes come face to face with their new enemy* *on top of the Comcast Center*
Pyro-Man: who are you?
Cryos: I am Cryos the Chiller, and im here to absorb your symbiote
Maria: .... ice puns really!?
Cryos: i pride my self on my bluntness * dashes at Pyro-Man and begins his attacks*
*Pyro-Man and Cryos gose head to head against each other, until they repel each other*
Maria: wait! you can here me?
Cryos: of course i can, you and my symbiote are siblings after all,.
*blast ice spikes at Pyro-Man, but Pyro-man uses his Pyro Arts to create a fire barrier in order to counter the attack.*
*after the counter , Cryos is already jumping towards Pyro-Man, and grabs Pyro-Man's arm while putting him in a choke hold*
Pyro-Man: AHHHH cold!,
Maria: feeling weak... getting sleepy..i dont feel so hot Lee
Pyro-Man: just hold it together, YOGA ORA!!!
Cryos: yoga wha* a fist comes out of Pyro-man's back and pushes Cryos back and almost off the building*
Cryos: i see, you have already absorbed some symbiotes already, thanks for getting the ball rolling.
Pyro-Man: Maria you ok?
Maria: yeah im fine, now lets smoke this a** hat
*Pyro-Man charges his Pyro Fist attack as Cryos charges his Cryo-hand attack. As the run towards each other, their fist collide and results in a massive steam explosion*
* the entire top of the building is cloaked in steam until it is seen that Pyro-Man tackles Cryos off the building*
* the two continues to fight in min air until they land in Logan Square park*
Pyro-Man: omph!! that was nuts!
Cryos*getting up*: i see your stronger than i thought, i give you credit for that.
Pyro-Man: your not so bad your self, havent had a fight this good in a while
Cryos: yeah i know, im feeling great, bit dizzy but great
Pyro-Man: i know its the adrinlien, say by the way, are you a super hero too? because we should totally team up
Cryos: actually im more of an anti hero, i just wanted to test you to see if you deserve your symbiote.. im feel like im compelled to absorb your symbiote and thus i may gain your power
Pyro-Man: yeah thats how it works
Maria: LEE! quit making out with your boy friend and end this already!!
Pyro-Man: right! sorry buddy, but i got to tear that symbiote off of you before it dose any real damage to you!
Cryos: well lets see you try!
*Cryos shoots more ice spikes at Pyro-Man, but he dodges them. Cryos then uses all the water in the fountain to turn in to ice spikes. the sharp ice spikes surround Pyro-Man all around him*
Cryos: in nothing personal, its just kill or be killed *closes hands*
*the ice spikes closes in to Pyro-Man*
Pyro-Man: STEEL RESOLUTION!!
*All the spikes brake against Pyro-Man's Shield*
Cryos; the HELL!? aw dude really?
Pyro-Man: jesus, i almost dident survive that
Maria: you know we could have just created a wave of fire the melt them right?
Pyro-Man: oh come on where the fun in that?
Cryos: not bad, looks like im a bit in over my head , you win this round for now Pyro-Man!!
Maria: no! dont let him get away!!
*Pyro-Man chases after Cryos though the dark streets of Philly until the end up at 30th street*
Cryos: piss off already!
Pyro-Man: not until i get that symbiote off of you!
Cryos: well thats tough nuts because!!
Pyro-Man: because what?
Cryos: because this * jumps off the bridge*
Pyro-Man: oh damn!!
Maria: what you waiting for we got to go after him.
Pyro-Man:....... nah lets let him go for now
Maria: WHAT!! are you brain damaged or something!!, who know what could happen if he loses control of that symbiote! I know you want a rival Lee but this guy is not one!
Pyro-Man: well why not? he could make a good Vegeta to my Goku. Trust me, i think he will be a possible friend for the future.
Maria: sigh, its days like this in which i hate your integrity. he can be a thret to him self and others! what ever happens next is on you Lee.
Pyro-Man: ..i know.. now lets head home, im wiped!
*Pyro-Man makes his way home*
*Meanwhile, near the shore of Kelly Drive, Cryos pulls himself on the the dock*
Cryos: Pyro-Man... this competition has just gotten interesting *evil Grin*
*Mean while in New York City*
*at a local bar*
*the young man from before walks in*
Thug 1: hey you lost kid?!
Thug 2: hey that that kid form before!! the Mutant! get him
???: that's right.... come and get me * turns invisible and turns off the lights*
*All that can be heard is screams*
Looks like our Heroes got them selves a new rival, but what about this new rising threat tune in next time To Be Continued
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:08 pm
PLATINUM AGE COMICS PRESENTS!!
The Incendiary Pyro-Man!issue#15 pt 1$2.99 us *back at the home of Lee Pierce, Pyro Man returns home after a long night on patrol*
Maria; grrrrrrrrrrr * annoyed*
Lee: you ok Maria? whats ..eating ya pfffff heh heh
Maria: cute.. its this feeling, this is the 32 time i felt it drop in and drop out, this is starting to annoy me, its like he or she, is just poping the symbiote on and off!!
Lee: dont i do that some times?
Maria:... never mind, just go to sleep, im going to watch more Gaming Lemon..
Lee: critkal is still better though *lays down and drifts off to sleep*
Maria: im going to find who ever is doing this! OHHHHH this is personal, who ever this is they have pissed me off...*feels the tension again* there it is!!..west...east.... NORTH!!!! New york...oh great super hero land.
*the next morning*
Maria: oh Leeeeeee, Leeeeeeee, WAKE UP DUMBASS!!!
Lee*rolling over*: Never let me sleep forever
Maria: come on Lee, i tracked down the flickering b*****d..or b***h
Lee: ok 5 more minutes, schools about to start next week, i need all the rest i can get
Maria: looks it a get in get out situation you'll be back by 7 at most!
Lee: look we put away over 4 people last night im drained...
Maria: then you forced me to do this Lee
Lee: do wha OWWW what was thatahhhhhhhhhhhh im so energized!! i feel like i can take on the Hulk and Super man combined!!, come on Maria, gets tag us another symbiote
Maria: thats the spirit Lee
Lee: im so full of energy what did you do to me?
Maria: i just released your Adrenalin gland, its like getting a shot of adrenaline,
Lee; but wont that make my heart stop? who cares ITS SHOW TIME PYRO UP!!!
*Pyro-Man bursts from his window and jumps across the roof tops until he reaches the megabus stop near 30th street*
Maria: oh no the bus is leaving!
Pyro-Man: bull s**t!!!, yoga ora!! *uses his ablilty to extend his arm and latch on to the top of the bus*
Maria: wow Lee your getting quite good at this
*Pyro-Man passes out on the roof of the bus with a hard thud*
Maria; oops must have worn off
Pyro-Man: im so hungry*stomach gurgles*
Maria: wow you have literally no energy left in your body*stretches her self to the edges to prevent Pyro-Man from falling off* good thing i know about a place in New York that is giving out free breakfast to any costumed heroes for today
Pyro-Man: how convenient* falls asleep*
*2 hours pass as our heroes finally arrive in the lovely New York City*
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