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Extremist-Saint-Joey Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 2:40 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:25 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:06 pm
Into Sandy's City (Gothic Remix) - Doom II[0:00 - 0:31] The sound of an 8-bit organ began to quietly play over the speakers, just faint enough for ears to hear the sound of it. Gradually, it began to get louder as a subtle snare drum played behind it. With each hit, the lights flickers on and off, beginning to seizure to the dysfunctional beat. As the music got louder, the lights began to stay off. While some fought to remain on, the arena entered complete darkness once a dying gasp echoed through the room. [0:32 - 0:48] A loud crash echoed through the arena and the building seemed to barely vibrate with the noise. Dim lights emitted from the base of the stage, and standing at the top was the silhouette of a man. While no features were recognizable in the man, it was clear that he wore a mask; the eyeholes and the mouth-slits of it emitted a bright light in the darkness, making it appear as if a face was simply floating in the air. As the fans began to look around, they soon realized that he wasn't alone. Many faces in the crowd were apparently wearing the same mask, with the lights illuminating from the openings of it. The organ was louder and more out-of-key after the crash. The faint sound of moaning voices followed after it, and the man remained firm on the stage all the while. [0:49 - 1:20] It wasn't until the drumbeat kicked in that he began to step down the ramp, causing the dimmed lights on the rampway to pulse with the beat. With each step he took, the illuminated faces in the crowd would flash off, then reappear elsewhere, sending chills down the spine of whoever they ended up near. [1:20 - 1:36] When the organ moved up to its original octave, the ramp's lights flashed off, along with the man's illuminated mask. Spotlights flashed around the arena with the soprano gasp-like moans, as if trying to spot the man who mysteriously disappeared. Alas, they never landed on one of the illuminated faces in the crowd. Each time, the bright eyeholes managed to avoid the spotlights that searched for tonight's competitor. [1:37 - 1:44] As the organ's pattern suddenly changed, the spotlights gave up their search. A spasm of a drumbeat shook the arena, causing the lights to flicker for the first time since they went out. Slowly, the ghostly moans brought the music back to its original pattern, along with raising the lights...  And in the ring stood the jumpsuit-clad figure with a metallic mask covering his face. His mask no longer shone with bright lights. Thick, long black locks hung down the sides of his face, hiding whatever skin the mask didn't. His piercing eyes looked like they could deliver death upon the happiest of men. All around the arena, the illuminated gazes seemed to disappear. Wherever they were originally, fans sat instead, causing many to sit in utter confusion. What exactly had happened during this man's appearance? The organs continued to play for a short time as the announcer finally spoke up. "Weighing in at 190 pounds, and standing at 5 feet and 9 inches... From Dortmund, Germany... Alexander Dramien...!"The haunting music faded away slowly, leaving Alexander to stand in the ring on his own. He didn't turn to face the stage and wait for his opponent. Instead, he stared directly at the closest camera that would be recording tonight's performance, as if to stare into the soul of whoever was watching... who would be watching this ladder match tonight?
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:42 pm
Alexander Dramien's entrance bode dark warning for his opponent, the eerie music having set a tone of unease through the audience. Once his intro finished and the lights returned he would be left waiting for his opponent. So far people had only heard the name, The Flying Gimp, no one at all, knew what exactly to expect. Suddenly the lights flickered again, was the audience about to be treated to another dark foreboding entrance? No, the lights flickered again and then the color changed, and soon the entire arena was bathed in a dim lavender light. Pinkish smoke began to billow up from the floor on the stage, ramp, and around the ring. The smoke smelled of incense and sweat, and quickly became a miasma that clouded the audience's vision.
A simple bass riff began to play and suddenly a female voice started singing.
"I love myself, I want you to love me When I feel down, I want you above me I search myself, I want you to find me I forget myself, I want you to remind me"
While the unextraordinary voice of Chrissy Amphlett sang "I Touch Myself." A small figure moved in the smoke on the stage. But the cloud was so thick no one could make him out.
"I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Ooh, I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no"
Suddenly a man burst up from the fog, he didn't rise well above it, clearly he was standing on his knees. The man was however, in many ways, far more disturbing than Alexander Dramien. He too wore a mask, of skin tight leather. His dark eyes were visible under the leather but just barely, and at the moment his mouth was hindered by a zipper. The mask was clasped with a leather collar that connected to a harness of straps on his chest.
However it was the way he moved that really set the fans on edge. This man slithered about on the ground, and stroked his hands over his body as if he were trying to seduce himself.
"You're the one who makes me come runnin' You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around, I'm always laughin' I want to make you mine"
As the second verse began, The Flying Gimp added vulgar thrusting motions to his dance until he rose to his feet. And slowly he sauntered towards the ring, his eyes now looking up into the ring at his opponent. His gaze was fixed on the German, as he danced and stroked his way to the apron of the ring. In the few moments that his movement thinned the fog enough to see, it became clear that beyond the straps he was wearing leather pants that would make speedos seem modest.
"I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Ooh, I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no"
Gimp climbed onto the apron and crouched at the middle rope, he rose slowly, remaining bent over so that he flashed his barely covered rear to the audience behind him. Then one leg after the other he slid into the ring and sauntered towards his opponent.
"I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Ooh, I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no"
Hands once again returned to the slow methodical slide over his own body, while he undulated with the final round of the chorus. Finally the music faded, allowing the ring announcer to do his job.
"And Introducing his opponent, weighing in at 180lb. and standing at 5'7, he is The...
Wait, is this serious?
Really?
The Flying Gimp!"
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:26 am
This match would certainly be the competition of Who Was The Strangest in CAWF. All while the Gimp made his entrance though, Alexander's eyes never left the camera. They glared right through the lens, delving deep into the soul of whoever looked back. They stared at you.
After the music finally faded away, Alexander turned to fixate his stare on his... questionable opponent of the evening. Despite the strange appearance and even stranger entrance, Dramien's eyes hadn't blinked once. They remained trained on the shorter man, which was a rarity for Alexander. Tonight would be... the strangest match in recent memory.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:41 am
The Flying Gimp stared at Alexander for a moment until the bell rang. Once the metallic Ding ding! rang out, the small masked man leaped forward and would try to wrap his arms, and legs, around Alexander's torso in an attempt to take him down. Hopefully the vulgar grunting and pelvic thrusting would give him the leverage he'd need to take down the slightly larger man.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:57 am
When the bell rang, Alexander snapped from his trance instantly. Right as the Gimp went to jump, his foot went flying upward; he was planning to attempt a swift kick to the gut, but it seemed the Gimp would be aiming to jump. Would the kick hit his gut or that speedo, or would he successfully latch himself onto the German foe?
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 1:03 am
Because the Gimp was leaping forward, Alexander's boot regrettably did not catch Gimp in the groin. However his leap carried him right into the proffered boot, stomach first. Gimp's momentum was halted on the spot and he fell backwards onto the mat with a thud. This left the Gimp in a precarious situation, one that wasn't helped by the fact that his legs spread out about as wide as he could open them.
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:27 pm
The Gimp's continued raunchy show was only making the audience cringe even more, and this match just started! Alexander's eyes kept to the smaller man to calculate his next move; before a second could go by, he turned on heel and went sprinting for the ropes. On the rebound, he jumped and executed a front-flip midair, hoping to come crashing down onto the Gimp's exposed genitals for front-flip leg drop!
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:13 pm
Gimp made no effort to move while Alexander turned and ran the ropes to build momentum. Perhaps it was because the kick to his gut had winded him, perhaps not. Either way, Gimp was an open target for Alexander's front-flip leg drop, which came crashing down onto his package. Gimp let out a yell of pain that was muffled by the restricting leather mask he wore, so at best it sounded like a moan, almost pleasurable. Gimp's legs closed and he rolled over, and over, and then back, and over again; both arms reaching down to cradle his damaged goods.
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 5:05 pm
The leg-drop connected flawlessly, landing the masked German on his tailbone. He rolled backwards and up to his feet while the Gimp rolled about, putting him back in perfect offensive positioning. He stalked to the side, watching the Flying Gimp flop on the ground, failing to live up to his name so far. As he came towards the man's upper body, Alexander attempted to halt his rolling about by slamming his boot down onto the man's masked face and pressing down harshly!
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:55 pm
The stomp connected with Gimp's head wroth a hard thunk, but it seemed to have no effect beyond forcing him to remain still. It seemed the heavy blow to his jewels still hurt more than the kick to a head. Yet Gimp wasn't cradling his groin he was grinding his groin against his arms. His vocalizations were still loud and had an almost lewd quality to them.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 1:27 pm
With the Gimp down and... not writhing in the kind of pain Alexander would've preferred. With a rough push, he removed his boot from the man's head and attempted to send multiple kicks to the masked dome instead, hoping to knock some sense into him.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:21 am
THE WINNER BY VIRTUE OF LAST POST IS DRAMIEN.
INSIDE THE BRIEFCASE IS CONFETTI. YAY! WELL DONE.
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Extremist-Saint-Joey Captain
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