Hello all. I'd like to run a giveaway for a few items I've been holding onto. Nothing too great or fancy but some stuff I don't see any reason to hold onto.

To win one of these items, I want you to record yourself (audio with or without video, doesn't matter) reading your favorite passage from your favorite book. The most entertaining recording will win one of the following items:

Rosa Decora
Steamgear Desperado
Kepler-22b
Priscilla the Perfect
Rosette Kitten Star

The winner will get to choose one of these items.

Then comes the fun part. The winner picks the NEXT winner who will get to choose an item from the list, and so on until all the items are gone. You can only win once.

Please post all entries here. You may only enter once.

Judging will begin once I have 10 entries.