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that telling your straight friend that you are falling for him was a bad idea?

Telling anyone that would never sleep with you that you're falling in love with them is always a bad idea.

Heterosexual man to Homosexual woman
Homosexual man to heterosexual man
Homosexual woman to heterosexual woman
Heterosexual woman to homosexual man
Probably anyone to an asexual person though they might roll with it if they're fine with romance without sex
Your boss's wife while he's standing there too
Hookers while you're broke
Godzilla
Celebrities
The same celebrities again
The same celebrities after they file charges against you
Asexual people disgusted by sex and even romance
Strangers on the bus dressed like a priest when it's not Halloween
Strangers on the bus not dressed like a priest when it's Halloween
Glass jars
Two women and their cup
The neighbor's cat
Inanimate objects
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.jpegs
.pngs
.anythingelsesthatcurrentlyexistbecauseIcan'tsaythefuturewon'thavesomethingthatwillbeabletosleepwithyou
Your food
My food
Fictional characters
Plant life in general
Anything with the probability of maiming you should you ever come in contact with it
Your spouse
Monks
Entering a mental care facility, approaching the desk only to say, "I just had to come in here and let you know, I'm falling in love with you. I'm sorry, it's just been building up and I had to tell you sometime" is a good way to be admitted
Really prissy bitches who think that if you aren't a guido that you're gross
Stuck up ******** who want you to be Barbie
Standards are one thing, but these last two are being dicks about it



I can't think of any more, hope you laughed.

That only works three times.