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Princess Awesome Snowflaik and the less important one have had pretty pretty sparkly babies!!!!

Both of the ladies at the bottom have been taken. Blondie will be named Glinda and orange-and-purple will be Princess Glitoris. The ladies up for the winnings are Pink Bab and Blue Bab.

Your super important task is to tell us why Princess Awesome Snowflaik is the prettiest, most elegant, most gracious d**k ever. I know it will be hard to put her magnificence into words, especially since she's just so modest and demure and would never know how beautiful she is, even though she totally is, but that's kind of the point, buckos. Penning her wonderificness will be difficult, but that's the challenge of it! heart heart heart Any extras, like drawings about how she's so perfect, or songs about how she's so perfect, or even poetry on how she's so perfect are totally acceptable.

The contest will end on Sunday, June 8th, at 5:26 PM Pacific, where your amazing and most flattering contests will be judged by myself, Luafien, and Corn!

Preference: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOOOSE
(seriously, flip a coin or something)
Name: Jacuzzi Splot for pink and Super Soaker for blue
PAS:
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, when she stands in front of Niagara Falls, people take pictures of her instead,
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, when she climbed Mount Everest, the view complimented her.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, when she joined Flight Rising, people tried to breed their dragons with her.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, when she visits Hollywood, all the paparazzi follow her.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, she has her own subreddit.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, every living creature on Earth is a member of her fan club.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, when she was born, world peace was declared.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, when the devout look upon her, they go blind.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, she is the CEO of every fortune 500 company.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, when she wants a sandwich, the sandwich makes itself.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, babies stop crying when they look at her.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, her face is on at least one TV channel 24 hours a day.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, she can kill a man with her bare paws.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, she has her own cult.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, she can survive in the vacuum of space.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, small animals follow her everywhere she goes.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, she walks out of jewelry stores with free samples.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, the Mona Lisa was restored in her image.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, she lives in a museum.
Princess Awesome Snowflaik is so beautiful, life will never be the same after you see her.
PAS extras: 100% original PAS memes :V
Puck, I guess...: Princess Awesome Snowflaik's beauty shines on everyone EQUALLY. Don't think you're anything special.

Preference: oh my god I can’t pick but probably pink, then blue
Name: Princess Princess (regardless)
PAS: Princess Awesome Snowflaik is a perfect inspiration to us all. Her glory cannot be described in mere words; it takes actions to pay proper homage to our one true ruler. In honor of Princess Awesome Snowflaik, I painted up my face and nails and went forth into the world to spread words of her glory. Using carefully corrected currency, I purchased a tasty snack and gave thanks to our great princess for allowing it to exist in this world, which would be terribly cruel were it not for her beneficence. There is nothing at which Princess Awesome Snowflaik tries her paw that is not a smashing success. You know how Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way?

Yeah, this girl beats Mary Poppins at the perfection game. She’s perfect in every way.


PAS extras: In addition to my physical tribute, I have decided that Princess Awesome Snowflaik’s perfection can maybe be touched upon in poetry; specifically, sonnet form. I used the Spenserian form as it was developed for use in the Faerie Queene, which seemed only fitting for a sonnet about THE princess.

Also it's sort of an acrostic, which makes it better than a normal sonnet.

Behold! The fairest maiden in the land,
Embrace the fairest tresses of her hair,
See as she sits and rules with fairest hand
Thine eyes could slay a dragon with a glare.
Paler than the moon dancing through the air,
Reigning with the wisdom of the ages,
Intrepid of heart, noble, kind and fair,
No greater princess is known to sages.
Charmed Destiny, as he wrote her pages,
‘Ere breathing life bestowed wit, love, and grace.
Set to act her role on all life’s stages,
She radiates her glory from her face.
Everyone deserves this dainty blossom;
She is, quite simply, so truly awesome!



Puck, I guess...: While Puck might not be as glamorous, Puck’s got pluck. Plucky Puck is also inspiring; it is a-ok to aspire to pay tribute to Puck. We cannot forget Puck, as she is clearly the ultimate prop in Princess Awesome Snowflaik’s retinue.

After all, Princess Awesome Snowflaik was ok with banging her, so she’s got that going for her.