DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BECOME THE NEXT MISS DEUS EX
- Do you have skill - Do you have beauty - Do you look extremely hot and sexy??
Join us for the Miss Deus Ex beauty pageant signups. We are accepting limited entries based on hotness and sexiness and maybe skill. The grand prize winner will be crowned Miss Deus Ex and give a $5,000 cash grand prize as well as a chance to date our even hotter and sexy VIP judging panel. Your tapes will also be distributed to everyone and your popularity will become even more popular!
DON'T MISS OUT. SIGN UP NOW
Come to the training fields at 11:00am and bring a swimsuit as well. Our judges are waiting. Spectators are also invited must must be spectating and not sexy because if you are sexy you should be participating.
At 11:00am island time there was indeed on the training fields quite a spectacle: someone had set up a giant stage complete with a large red curtain backdrop, though half the curtain was red and the other black, there were party balloons everywhere, and facing the stage was a long judging panel of several prolific figures including what suspiciously looked like the Sun lead, Mark, Dwight, and probably the new Moon assistant.
"Signups, signups here," Mark was of course fore-fronting the whole expedition and currently wearing shutter shades, a hipster hat, and a t-shirt that said "TOO HOT 2 HANDLE" which clearly stated that he was too hot to handle. There were a bunch of signup clipboards on the table. "When you're done like, you should get seated, and we'll call you up for your interview and performance stuff ok."
The clipboard wrote: NAME: SEXINESS: (on a sale of 1 - 10 10 being most sexy) SMARTNESS: (on a sale of 1 - 10 10 being most smart) YOUR TALENT: THINGS YOU LIKE: YOUR PORN STAR NAME:
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WELCOME TO THE MISS DEUS EX BEAUTY PAGEANT
- Signups are up for 24 hours, just have your characters come in and fill out the form and ICly hand it to Mark or Dwight - Afterwards they can seat on their participants seats and wait to be called, or mingle with others! - This pageant will have two sections: one for the interview process (which will be recorded) and the second to perform their talent - Also it is important to note that SPECTATORS ARE ALSO NEEDED. If your char would just like to spectate they can do so by entering this thread, mingling, and commenting as they need once the show gets started. They will have seats behind the judging panels to spectate - ALL ALL INVITED. - Feel free to ask Mark or Dwight questions icly (just quote lizbot or zoobey)
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 1:11 pm
Dylon was among the spectators.
He was looking very pleased.
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 1:16 pm
Chel was also among the spectators.
She was looking equally pleased.
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 1:19 pm
Bix was here for the shutter shades. He stole found a pair and chilled off to the side just lookin cool.
Maybe it was the excessive amount of espresso Lex had drank that morning, perhaps it was the incredible stress the infirmary had piled on as of late, or perhaps it was the cash money prize that enthralled him - but Lex knew one thing for certain.
He was signing up for this damned contest.
Swaggering up to Mark and the others, a pair of board shorts swung over his shoulder and wearing only a vest, tie, and slacks, the Lifer picked up a clipboard and quickly scrawled down the information without hesitation or qualm. Setting the clipboard down, he actually winked at Mark.
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NAME: Lex SEXINESS: 12 SMARTNESS: 8 YOUR TALENT: Blue Steel THINGS YOU LIKE: Espresso, Long walks on the beach, champagne YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Steel Magnolia
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 1:33 pm
Chel held up a hand for Bix to high five.
Sunbros stuck together. She'd keep your secret.
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 1:33 pm
Harland arrived promptly, because he wanted to see if the text was a joke. When it appeared not to be, and he couldn't see any outward restrictions on entrants, Harland decided he would see what the inside of this Miss Deus Ex thing was all about. He would also make Lilac enter, because what else should bored best friends do? He picked up two clipboards, and filled out information for himself first.
What was his talent? He couldn't count most of the things he was good at, as they were hardly performative. He had two choices: he could either take a leaf from Lash Larue, his childhood hero's, book and do some weird whip displays... or he could do something entirely unrelated. He was going to lipsync and dance to some Elvis, oh yes he was.
After, he shot a text to Lilac to get her to meet him:
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Text to Lilac Hey, babe. Come to the training fields? I have a bonding exercise for us, promise it'll be fun. Or hilarious. Hopefully both wink
The form he filled out for her biggrin
NAME: Lilac Larkspur SEXINESS: 10 SMARTNESS: 1 YOUR TALENT: Soap animals and being cute THINGS YOU LIKE: My long, shiny hair. Boys. Cats. Beaches. Soap. Smelling pretty. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Lilibuns
NAME: Harland Leander Belle SEXINESS: 10 SMARTNESS: 10 YOUR TALENT: Reproducing the great music of The King THINGS YOU LIKE: Alistaire Whiskey, Cowboy movies, Elvis, Drawing, Going home. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Sheriff
Harland handed the form in to Mark, completely straightfaced, and waited for Lilac to arrive so he could hand her the form he'd filled out for her, too.
While he waited, he sent out a second text.
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Text to My Heart from Harland How would you like to date Miss Deus Ex? wink
Harland thought for a moment longer, and then he texted someone else. Someone who he thought should come have fun with Lilac and him. Harland texted Shiloh.
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Text to Shiloh
Hey, Shiloh, you should come out today; to the training fields. Sign up with Lilac and me, it'll be fun-- let's make this a few days where we don't take anything very seriously?
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 1:38 pm
Zascha was there, to watch of course, with a big bag of popcorn.
From going to having a nearly un-scarred body to one half covered in scars, as well as a now slightly horror level smile, the moon hunter had been slowly working to feeling comfortable in his own skin and over his own appearance. One which Dis oddly couldn't help with even with the ego boosting flattery that the vampire had given his hunter for the better part of two years.
So when the text came Marcus had read it knowing what would come next- the encouragement to go. If he was comfortable or not. It was sort of true, that the only way to conqueror his own ill adjustment to his appearance was to face it. And that he would have to face the view of others at one point or another in public.
So with a great hesitance and reluctance, Marcus arrived, a swim suit in hand, covered head to toe in his usual hunter uniform. As well has his newly required glasses. Yet another thing he was none too pleased with.
Quote:
NAME: Marcus Hasan SEXINESS: 11 SMARTNESS: 11 YOUR TALENT: Parkour THINGS YOU LIKE: Architecture, Cooking, Horror Movies YOUR PORN STAR NAME: John Windwalker
He almost felt bad about using the name given to him for that line but-
He did attach an old 'photo' of himself as a reference.
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 1:40 pm
Evan plopped down next to Chel and draped an arm over the back of her chair.
"Why aren't you signing up for this?"
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 1:44 pm
Finn arrived and he had a life trainee by the name of Oliver in tow, whether the young man wanted to be there or not. Taking a seat near Chel (and yanking Oliver down into the seat next to him) he cast the woman a glance, and then a smirk.
"Well damn, jumpsuit. If you're not entering then I'm not sure why I even came to watch."
He didn't actually let go of Oliver's hand. There was a high risk that he wold bolt if Finn did.
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 1:54 pm
Solia arrived with a box of fake glasses, a higher quality camera she liberated from the life labs, as well as a notepad for result taking.
Oliver had better things to do, more important things to do... Certainly more useful things to do. But there was no escaping from Finn, and the kid didn't want to be wrapped up in a blanket and dumped into the event itself, so nervously following along was his only option.
He sat nervously where he was bid, but his anxiety went up a notch at seeing Chel on Finn's other side. Oh... Please let her not still be angry about the coffee...
The trainee instead tried to focus on who was entering. But that was a mistake too, why were there so many guys playing in a beauty pageant? He couldn't imagine ever having the confidence to sign up for something like that- And why was Finn not letting go of his hand?!
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 1:55 pm
It was a tempting thought, just trying to do the pageant for fun. It was a healthy competition of being charming or witty and overall just like able. Leon still wanted to show that he was a like able guy.Madison was away on a mission and it was boredom for a couple of weeks, the text every once in awhile and then the words that caught his attention.
"5 grand could go for a good present for the misses." he reasoned, taking a trip to the grounds and hung out in the spectator area, with a notepad for note taking.
