The Katz Guild Game

[Evilweirdo 0]

Meow! Welcome to the Katz Guild, young kittens! Or, um, humans disguised as Katz... Anyway, please collect your balls of yarn so that we can get started.

...Okay? Good! Anyway, as members of the Katz Guild, you will go out on quests, explore dungeons to see what treasure someone missed, solve problems, and stuff like that! We used to have a couple of adventurers and some monsters to do that stuff, but I guess they're retired, so it's up to us! cat_3nodding

To participate in this forum game, post a creative or amusing solution to the previous poster's quest. The sillier the better! You may have to get creative; fighting isn't always the answer, unlike in Dawn of the New World, when you gave monsters medicine by beating them up.

M-meow! Who was that?! cat_gonk

After that, list your own quest. Something like "Train the Lezareno Employees" is a bit boring. "Train the Lezareno Army of Spies to Hide In Cardboard Boxes and Spy On Evil Corporations" is much better!

EVIL CORPORATIONS?! It, uh, must have been the catnip... cat_sweatdrop Anyway, Evilweirdo is here to give you your first mission!
Just what kind of a name is Evilweirdo?... D-does he run evil corporations?!


Heya! Hello, random Katz! *points at next poster* Your mission is to train the Lezareno Army of Spies to hide in cardboard boxes and spy on evil corporations!

TRAINING THE LEZARENO ARMY OF SPIES TO HIDE IN CARDBOARD BOXES AND SPY ON EVIL CORPORATIONS QUEST START! cat_exclaim  

[ShadeKyubi]

Mr. Katz! Mr. Katz!
the quest went wrong somehow,
I took the spies to a warehouse to teach them how to hide in boxes like you said but they somehow got the idea that they were meant to hide in warehouses instead! now there's a warehouse roaming around the hills...

Your mission which you have no choice but to accept...
is to DEAL WITH THE ROAMING WAREHOUSE! QUEST START!  

[Fae Princess Euphie]

Meow~! I managed to convince the spies how silly it is to sneak around as a warehouse. It wasn't easy....They wanted me to teach them the arte of spyhood! I may have made a mistake by teaching them to hide in grass, but your warehouse problem is no more, meow! I hope those spies don't hide out on lawn-clipping day....

The next Katz's quest will be to find the gravestoned stolen from Mizuho's cementary before the spirits grow restless and angry!

I'll get better at this, I swear....  

[Evilweirdo 0]

Aah! I mean, meow! I found and returned the gravestones, but now there are a bunch of ninja spirits chasing me with leeks!

Your new quest is to do something about the leek-brandishing ninja spirits!  

[Midnight_Heiress]

Nyan-ka~<3
The leek-wielding ninjas were no match for the hunger of a Godzilla-sized Miku Hachune~!

NEW MISSION: Rita and Pascal have teamed up to go without bathing for a whole month. You must give them a bath by any means necessary or they'll reek up the place!

((*Puts up a few flyers for the Drunken Dwarf Tavern*))  

[Minkseru]

Nya! We found the solution! Throw Itching powder on them.

Is it an issue that they were in the tavern when we did this? Nyeuoh?

New Mission: Deal with the itchy covered tavern people.  

[Evilweirdo 0]

I'll just ask this wandering spellcaster to cast Tidal Wave! Baths will be had!
...
...
Aah! That soaked the whole place, and now I owe the owner a huge sum of Gald for water damages! We need Gald, fast!
NEW MISSION: GIVE ME MONEY!  

[ShadeKyubi]

Nyaaaaaaaa...I got the money but now these weird guys with spears are chasing me...they're calling me names too Kyuuuuuuu...

NEW MISSION: DO SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE PESKY "GUARD" PEOPLE!