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 Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 9:55 pm
"The following contest is for the Crimson City Championship! Before we begin, the General Manager will have to spin the Wheel of Massacre!"
[Once I get the corresponding PMs from Jack Arson, Cyrus Everblaze, and Jamie Bader, the wheel will be spun. Please hold all entrances until then. If such takes more than 2 days, an extension will be given on this match.]
Weather: Rain.
Wind: 4 mph.
Temperature: 68 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Punkology rolled 1 10-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-10)
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 4:26 pm
Pre-Spin
The titantron flashed on to show the interior of Matt's trailer after the announcement. In view of the camera stood Matt Shanahan and the previously introduced Wheel of Massacre. The Wheel showed ten evenly divided segments all around. Each one said "Cyrus", "Arson", "Bader" or "Shanahan", with a flag at the top that would point to whichever won. On top of the wheel was a board with "WHEEL OF MASSACRE" scrawled across in red paint. Matt's face was usually lit up with joy when it came to the Wheel of Massacre. Tonight though, he wore a scowl.
"Ladies and Gentlemen of Austin, behold the Wheel of Massacre... as most of you know by now, here's how it works. I spin the wheel, whoever it lands on gets to pick the stipulation for tonight's Crimson City match. Normally, the champion gets three sections, the challenger gets two, and I get five. Due to tonight's match being a triple threat... you will notice two of my slices have been temporarily replaced by the second challenger. And... due to the choices of myself and the competitors being too 'risky' at times, The Board has decided that..." Matt's face looked legitimately pained as he muttered his next words, " Kelly King should get a say in the spin..."
Matt reached into his pocket and pulled out a crumbled piece of paper. He grabbed the stapler off of his desk and proceeded pin the piece of paper over one of his sections, revealing it have "King" scrawled over it. "So, this is tonight's Wheel of Massacre. Our champion's choice was a Street Fight, which... is essentially a normal BBW match with Falls Count Anywhere added to it. Arson picked a Backstage Brawl, which... is also not very innovative. Bader picked a Hair vs Hair match... Sorry, Cyrus and Arson. If it gets picked and you're pinned, well... being bald isn't all that bad. Kelly King enjoyed the Hair vs Hair choice so much that he's opted for his choice to be the same, because 'that's ******** hilarious', he said... Mine, as always, will be a mystery. So, let's get to it..."
The General Manager was clearly not happy with tonight's Wheel of Massacre, mainly because he had to give King a say. Rather lazily, Matt grabbed the top of the wheel and gave it a powerful pull downward, sending it into a spinning frenzy...
[Winning numbers:
Cyrus Everblaze (Street Fight) - 1, 6, 10
Jack Arson (Backstage Brawl) - 2, 7
Jamie Bader (Hair vs Hair) - 3, 8
Kelly King (Hair vs Hair) - 4
Matt Shanahan (???) - 5, 9 ]
Post-Spin Matt's eyes went shut as the Wheel of Massacre spun...
And spun...
And spun...
And finally...
The wheel landed on a "Bader" slice.
Matt's eyes glared at the Wheel for a long moment, his jaw even dropping at the sight. Tonight's match-up was going to put more than a title belt at stake. Shanahan's gaze turned to look at the camera, hidden behind his aviators, "Uh... Sorry Cyrus and Arson... but it looks like tonight's match is a... Hair vs Hair match. Whoever gets pinned is getting shaved. Good luck."
-End feed- "The following contest is a Hair vs Hair Match, and is for the Crimson City Championship! After obtaining a pinfall of submission on a competitor, the winner will then get to shave the loser's hair! To make things fair, whoever is not pinned will not be shaved! Introducing first..."
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 11:32 pm
Hair vs Hair????? Oh hell to the no, what kind of bullshit is this. Angry tweets immediately hit social media from Arson, as now he is being forced to compete with his 100% real hair on the line...hair that Jack had no idea why he was able to grow, but had grown rather attached to and he certainly didn't want to get pinned tonight and have to have it shaved off. He would signal to the audio guy backstage and his music would come over the PA, and Jack would make his way out to the ring and await his opponents.
(This really blows, I just want to edit it so there is something here...I will add more as work allows)
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2014 3:26 pm
Soft country music rang out throughout the outdoor arena. What was with all of these outdoor arenas anyway? It didn't seem that long ago since Jamie was freezing his balls off for this company.
Jamie Bader came storming out of the back, no pun intended, with a determined look on his face and a noose wrapped around his neck and arm. He could fight in snow, sleet, hail, and rain would be no different. He made a B-line straight for the ring, pausing briefly to swing the noose at a fan who tried to touch him.
"Introducing, from Gulf Shores Alabama! Weighing in one-hundred and seventy-five pounds! The Palmetto Predator! The New Snake! Jamie Bader!"
Jamie hopped up on the outer apron and ascended the top rope. He took his noose off and swung it above his head as he shouted at the crowd. "This is my house! These are my rules! This is my time! I'm the king! I'M THE KING!"
He tossed his noose to a ringside assistant and hopped into the ring, ready for this match to start.
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 1:04 pm
Here's the weight of the world on my shoulders...  <******** the world... <******** the world... <******** the world- IS AFTER ME!!! Fans throughout Zilker Park, the loyal fans of BBW, jumped to their feet in cheers as the Crimson City champion, Cyrus Everblaze, stepped out into the walkway."From Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at 225 pounds, the man the world isn't ready for, he is your Crimson City champion, Cyrus Everblaze!"  Caught out alone, and I'm tryin to be free
Caught up in things that are inside of me
I've seen inside of me
This side is everything
I've seen and I'm gonna be Cyrus glanced out towards the cheering BBW audience and raised his signature chair onto his shoulder and raised the Crimson City championship high in the air. After a moment of bathing in the cheers from the audience, as well as the rain pouring over him, Cyrus started off down the walkway towards the ring that awaited him. Cyrus crossed between the barricades, giving the fans a few high fives as well as posing for a few photos as he made his way towards the ring. When he finally made it to the ring, he suddenly leaped onto the apron. He looked out to the audience before slipping into the ring through the ropes. After handing his strap off to the referee, Cyrus walked across the ring, right past his opponents, to the corner and jumped onto the center turnbuckle. Cyrus raised his chair high in the air as the crowds gave another cheer. THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS AF-TER.. MEEEEE!!!
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 12:22 pm
Jamie looked around...And looked around...And looked around.
"Are we going to get this show on the road or what?" Jamie growled at the ref. He was itchin' for a fight and a fight was exactly what he was going to give to these two punks.
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 6:12 pm
(Sorry, work is kicking my a**)
Arson would look at Bader, his cute stipulation made this match a lot more important. Arson would look to kick off the action, by stepping toward Bader and spitting directly in his direction, aiming for his face as he looked to set off one of the challengers with a blatant display of disrespect, screaming at Bader following the loogie he launched in the air:
"You wanna shave me??? b***h you're gonna have to ******** kill me to put a razor to my head!!"
Arson's interest in Bader seemed to have clouded his better judgment however as the hot headed Arson was paying no attention to the Champion who was holding a chair wrapped in barbed wire.
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 6:26 pm
The spit connected with Jamie's forehead...Gross as hell. Surely, Jamie had now contracted some of Arson's retard DNA.
Taking a moment to wipe off the spit and clean his hands on his trunks, Jamie took a step forward and went to slap Arson upside the head. "Who said anything about taking the razor to your head? I'm gunna' cut your troat'!"
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 11:12 am
His hair wasn't even real, the hell was Arson so mad about? The roid rage must have been kicking in early. Cyrus took a few steps back towards the ropes and leaned against them as his opponents went at each other's throat. If only he had a slice of pizza.
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 4:03 pm
Arson would look back at Bader as the slap sent his head about 100 degrees to the right. He would then look to raise his leg and deliver a swift kick to Bader genitals. SHOULD IT CONNECT, Arson would let out a laugh at Bader who would be in a very bad place, before commenting:
"And I'm gonna make sure you never ******** reproduce..one idiotic bald punk is enough."
And then Arson would look to aim a series of boots to Bader, targeting anywhere he could connect as taking one of these men out quickly was going to be Arson's best bet to win.
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 4:12 pm
The slap may have connected, but the low blow connected even more, sending Jamie to the ground clutching his crown-jewels. If only Arson had known that Jamie had already reproduced...And that Jamie was not bald, judging by the mohawk sticking out of his head.
Jamie curled up into a ball in an attempt to shield himself from the repeated big boots from the giant ape.
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 11:58 pm
Satisfied that he had done enough damage to Bader, Arson would turn his attention to Everblaze, who is sitting in the corner like any smart champion would do in a triple threat situation. But his break was over as Arson would look to step away from Bader en route to Cyrus, his eyes locked on the champion as he moved in a little closer to him, not looking to engage him just yet though as Cyrus might do something desperate if he feels cornered.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 4:25 am
The Crimson City champion watched as Arson stepped in to challenge him. Cyrus stayed where he was and simply raised his chair up. "Come and get it Jacky boy."
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 6:14 pm
People with weapons are so amusing, they think that people are just going to throw caution to the wind and charge in blindly to a chair shot...with no regard for what is on the line. Jack however, felt that in this case rushing Cyrus was not a bad idea so he charged forward, looking to shoot in and hook the back of Everblaze's knee to quickly try and scoop him off of his feet before he could bring the hammer, or in this case the chair down on Arson's head.
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 8:15 am
Cyrus was obviously egging Arson on, hopefully making him charge at the Lion, which usually didn't work against the OMWC. When Arson charged, Cyrus quickly dropped, grabbing the top rope, looking to send jack out of the ring. However, it didn't work as planned when Jack went for a single-legged take-down on The Lion. Cyrus was already on the ground.
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