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 Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 9:48 pm
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first..."
Weather: Light rain.
Wind: 5 mph.
Temperature: 70 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 5:27 am
Fall Out Boy- My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light ‘Em Up)
“Oh, whoa, oh, oh,
whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh,
oh, whoa…
Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh,
Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa… ”
The familiar eery harmony that the fans have come to know began to play as Matthias' music ecoed throughout the arena. Most were booing, though some of the oddballs in the audience actually piped in a few cheers.
“B-B-B-Be careful making wishes in the dark, dark
Can't be sure when they've hit their mark
And besides in the mean, mean time
I'm just dreaming of tearing you apart…”
Again, no cannon, no theatrics, Matthias kept them waiting as he did before. He had no interest in putting on a show, he had far too much on his demented mind after everything he had done in the last few months.
“I'm in the de-details with the devil
So now the world can never get me on my level
I just gotta get you off the cage
I'm a young lover's rage
Gonna need a spark to ignite
My songs know what you did in the DAAA~AAA~AAARK! ”
Finally, the young man walked through the curtain, the same dark attire, the same gray flickering flame display on his black tights, the same black and gray face paint with the white contact lenses, and a black leather jacket with a hood, which he kept on. He didn't even pretend to try and look at the audience. His eyes were still wide and frantic, even though they were just staring at the floor. He was in an entirely other world right now.
“So light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
I'm on fire”
"Introducing first, weighing in at 215 lbs, from Seattle, Washington, He is One Of No Kind, MAAAAAAATHIAS!"
Matthias had been becoming more and more disturbed for those who have been watching him, it appeared he was becoming completely unhinged. His eyes were wild, and very creepy behond his white contact lenses in on his black and grey painted face. He made his way to the ring, sliding insude, slowly, deliberately, then popping up to his feet like a marrionette having its strings tugged. He had a microphone in his hand, and he raised it to his lips with a trembling hand.
"Toooooooniiiiiiiiiight...IIIIIIIII begin my riiiise to the top....of B...B...W...juuuuust so I can draaaaaaaag it down with me....in a downward...spiral...and a blaaaaaaze of glory..."
Matthias dropped the microphone and kicked it out of the ring, smiling at the camera in a sinister manner, diabolical, before turning his attention to the stage, anxiously, disturbingly so, awaiting his opponent's entrance.
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 11:33 pm
[I am so sorry dude. Been busy as hell this week.]A loud bass note vibrated through the air after Matthias said his piece. It was followed by a quiet keyboard synthesizer in the background, but the bass note always returned after a few moments. The instrumental continued this pattern until a faint drumbeat began to play. Suddenly... WHALE!The sounds of "Sail (WHALE Remix)" - AWOLNATION resonated through the room, the titantron playing a strange video of a cardboard whale singing along to the song. This is how I show my love
I made it in my mind because
Blame it on my ADD, baby
This is how an angel cries
Blame it on my own sick pride
Blame it on my ADD, baby A massive man stepped out onto the stage, complete with a helmet in the shape of a whale. It was The Whale Helmet! He raised one of his oversized arms up in the air and let out a bellowing roar, getting some form of a positive response from the crowd. The Terror of Wales was here! And with the rain drizzling down on him, he was surely at home! He lowered his arm and began to wobble down the ramp. WHALE!
WHALE!
WHALE!
WHALE!
WHALE!"Making his way to the ring, standing at six feet and three inches and weighing in at a hefty five-hundred-and-three pounds... The Terror of Wales, WHAAAAAAAAALE HELMEEEEEET!"Another booming roar came from within the helmet at the sound of his name, though he didn't let it distract him from the task at hand: getting to the ring. He jogged down the ramp the rest of the way until he got to the apron, then taking his time to get to the steel steps. His lethargic pace carried him up the metal staircase until he was by the ropes, stepping in between them afterwards to get into the ring. Once there, he slapped his chest to produce a resonating thud, followed by a fierce, "ATBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"The music faded away rather quickly, leaving The Terror of Wales in the ring with Mike Landry's prodigal son. Tonight would surely be one for the books, in Whale Helmet's career at least!
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 9:10 pm
Matthias was getting more and more annoyed by the massive superstars being sent against him and less and less intimidated by them after he discovered what he could do to them.
The bell rang and Matthias began to circle the ring, running options through his head over what exactly to do to the latest fallacious fatass.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 12:51 pm
The Whale Helmet was focused, tonight would not be another loss for him. He would not be made a joke of anymore! As Matthias began to circle about, he moved forward towards the man like a blob, ready to absorb anything in his wake. When he came into close quarters, he attempted to force a lock-up with the smaller prodigy!
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 6:16 am
Matthias was bull-headed, but not THAT stupid. When Whale Helmet came in for a lock up, Matthias would try and duck under his arms and wind up behind him, throwing some stiff kicks at the back of his knees.
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 1:47 pm
The Terror of Wales' attempt to force a lock-up proved to be completely unsuccessful! He stumbled right by and began to feel his legs go out from under him immediately as Matthias started throwing those kicks! He fell down to his knees, causing the ring to shake as he did!
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 3:47 pm
Matthias actually had to balance himself as the ring shook, and cocked and eyebrow.
'How fat is this guy?' He thought to himself before he aimed another hard round kick at the mass of cellulite that was his back.
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 9:37 pm
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The kick lands hard, but with how big Whale Helmet was, he knew he needed more than that. It was more for just a quick stun so he could back up and run forward, aiming a low leg lariat to the back of his opponent's head.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 12:36 am
[I swore I responded to this!]
The kicks were bouncing off the Whale Helmet's back, causing a loud smack with each one! Grunts left Whale's helmet with each kick, driving home just how painful each one was. When the kicks stopped, Whale tried to take the time to get back to his feet... only to have Matthias' leg collide with the back of his helmet! He dropped down onto his stomach, his thick arms immediately grasping his head!
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 6:33 am
((Lol thats ok totally failed to notice that post))
Matthias knew he couldnt really roll Whaley over, so he decided to just be a fick about it, walking over to his opponent and trying to just step on his neck, holfing his heel there.
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:27 pm
[The winner of this contest via pinfall is Matthias.]
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