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 Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 9:38 pm
"The following contest is a Vaseline Rules Match! Introducing first..."
Weather: Humid, cloudy.
Wind: 4 mph.
Temperature: 72 degrees Fahrenheit.
[If Vaseline Man could PM me the rules to this match, I would appreciate it.]
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 1:42 pm
Must throw opponent into the moat and pin him there.
The Vaseline moat is approximately one to two feet deep.
Weapons not 'relevant to Vaseline' are banned. WE GOT FURNITURE TO MOVE
AND WE'LL BOTH BE THIRTY SOON
IN OAKLAND
IN OAKLANDChildish Gamino's Telegraph Ave. plays for those four lines before the music switches to a gross combination of noises, and squishes. Vaseline Man would run out of the backstage as if he were flying and take a giant leap onto the ramp, stomach first and slid down to the ring. Around the ring was a moat of Vaseline, something that was set up as part of the match. The ring was filled with Vaseline-based objects. Vaseline Jars, handcuffs, scented lotions, and dildos. Vaseline Man jumped to his feet right before the apron and stood in a heroic pose to the cheers of thousands or hundreds, or tens of fans! Vaseline man then SLID into the ring through the bottom rope and went to each corner doing said fist on hips heroic pose on each one. Vaseline Man would then wait for his opponent to come out. The weather was mild and Vaseline Man was already loose as a goose.
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 12:40 pm
Lucid Truth by Blackmill starts to roar in the crowd as the hooded figure who refuses to not get known by the fans comes out. There are many boos throughout the crowd even in the newer man's days. He made no crazy gestures, he did nothing that would showboat or looking anything more than him walking down to the ring. It was a very dull entrance and he made no attempt to pander to anyone. The Gallant was a ruthless aggression kind of man.
The weather was pleasant to say the least, but his situation was not looking good as he came over to the Vaseline surrounded ring. The goop put a huge frown on his face, the weaponry of choice, the same. He was not looking forward to this match.
The Gallant leaped to the apron and entered the ring through the middle ropes before he went straight to the corner where he would squat and stare at his arch-nemesis.
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 6:40 am
Vaseline Man looked at The Gallant with an unfamiliar rage on his eye. He reached over to a jar of Vaseline, dipped in two fingers, and gave himself war paint before he walked over to The Gallant looking for a lock up with the villain.
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 6:42 am
The Gallant jumped on the chance to get close to Vaseline Man, as unusual as that sounds. He accepted the lock up from Vaseline Man but went to make a quick transition to a side headlock. If he could put Vaseline Man in that position, The Gallant would aim for a headlock takeover.
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 6:48 am
Vaseline Man was shocked at the technical prowess of The Gallant, however Vaseline Man knew he could get out of any headlock with the new 'war paint' he put on himself. The Vaseline-covered Braveheart managed to slip out and get himself into a rear waistlock on The Gallant. He looked to grab the arm and wrist of The Gallant soon after.
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 6:53 am
Vaseline Man slipped out of The Gallant's headlock and put The Gallant is a slippery situation himself. Having his forearm and wrist grabbed tightly, The Gallant would try to walk out away from Vaseline Man to get out of the hold.
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 4:42 pm
With Vaseline Man in control and The Gallant on the run, he had to act. As The Gallant was pushing his hips out further and further, Vaseline Man reached around the neck of The Gallant and looked to land a quick Reverse DDT into a pin attempt.
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 12:20 pm
The Gallant was dropped by the Reverse DDT and stuck in a pin. The slaps were heard only once, though. The Gallant managed to thrust his arm up to break the count and would use the momentum he was carrying to spin in the arm of Vaseline Man, hoping to slide out.
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 12:27 pm
Vaseline Man let The Gallant slip out from under him a little to easily. He crawled over to the ropes as a way to lift himself up and get to his feet.
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 12:29 pm
The Gallant managed to slip from the grasps of Vaseline Man and crawled to the ropes himself. However, The Gallant would take a detour and scoop a handful of Vaseline into his hand. After getting to his feet, The Gallant would watch Vaseline Man by turning his head slightly.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 6:15 am
Vaseline Man leaned into the ropes and pushed out as he began to charge at the The Gallant. Vaseline Man was looking to nail a forearm straight to the back of The Gallant's head.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 6:23 am
The Gallant saw Vaseline Man, who must not have noticed the slight turn in his head. He would run up the ropes and jump off the top, turn in the air, and fling his handful of Vaseline straight into the face of Vaseline Man. After which, he would complete the roll.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 6:29 am
Vaseline Man took the Vaseline to the face and flipped in air. The Gallant was throwing some hard shenanigans at him. As he was about to land on his feet, the sudden burst from the shot actually hit him and he was thrusted into the ropes on the far side of the ring. From there, Vaseline Man was stuck in the ropes at a distance.
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 4:17 pm
The Gallant continued on the assault. He staggered his way towards Vaseline Man, who was tangled into the ropes. He began to create a jumble by picking up a big, floppy rod and looked to smash it onto the head of Vaseline Man.
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