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 Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:55 pm
Every Thursday
*Carlito lays in a hammok, in the middle of the ring, the strings attached to cardboard palm trees coating the ring posts. He swings softly, and tosses an apple up and down. The mat in the ring is covered in a sheet made to look like sand, with water at one side. Like a beach. There is a tray of apples in the middle, surrounded by two green beach chairs. Carlito takes a big bite out of the apple while his music continues playing. After he's done munching on the apple, he picks up a mic from under the hammok as he still swings slowly.*
"This is the very first eddition of the greatest interveiw show in the history of wrestling... Carltio's Cabana!"
*The crowd boos and Carlito holds up his hand, signaling for them to stop.* Please, save the booing for my first guest. He is probably... the biggest star on the roster! Heck, he's probably the biggest person in the history of life! Oh, when I say big, I mean,
*Stretches his arms out wide.*
HUGE! Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my fat fat friend, Viscera!
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:30 am
'' The World's Largest Love Machine... ''
heart Big Vis had danced his way on stage as instead of boo's, He had cheers! The Hardcore Champion had waddled down the ramp as he was giving high fives to his fans. He than had went up the steps into the ring and took a seat in a chair, but not before taking the whole tray of apples as he started munching. heart
'' Yo Carlito. Whats cookin, baby? ''
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:54 am
"Wow, I didn't think you would like healthy food, but let me get to my first question... you've had alot of success over the years, but how do you feel, about your newly found success?"
*Carlito gets off the hammok and stands behind the tray of apples.*
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:15 pm
'' A wise man once said ain't no thing, but a chicken wing...Mmmm... ''
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:19 pm
*Carlito's eyebrow raises in confusion.*
"What?"
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:24 pm
heart '' Nothin' man. I'd say that the hardcore title was great. Who knows...Big Vis might be packin' the heavyweight title too...'' heart
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:27 pm
*Carlito interupts Viscera.*
Nononononono, I'm not talking about you're hardcore title, I'm talking about being on Carlito's Cabana!
But anyways, You're know for you're odd signature move, the "Vis-agra"... how did that move come about, and why do you use it on other men?
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:30 pm
heart '' Now,now...Big Vis don't play like dat Cahlito, but it inspired me when I was doing my third wife. She complained about the pain so I decided to try it as a wrestling move. It hurts and humiliates the opponent...Know what I'm sayin'?'' heart
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:32 pm
"I see..."
*Carlito takes a couple of steps back.*
"What are you going to do about Raven, he seems to have your number as of late."
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:36 pm
'' Squash him of course. Like I do to everybody...Da-yum Cahlito. Ever consider making a pie outta dis? ''
heart Vis munched on another apple. heart
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:39 pm
"Apple pies aren't cool! Neither is apple cider, applesauce, or anything. Apples are the best because you can do this..."
*Carltio take s gigantic bite out of oune of the apples, turns away from Viscera for a second, and spits the apple all over Viscera. Carlito starts laughing.*
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:40 pm
heart Viscera took the chunks of spitten apple and shoved it in his mouth. heart
'' Mmmm...Don't taste as better as apple pie, but it's good...''
heart Viscera sat there as he didn't get the message. heart
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:44 pm
King: OMG! Viscera just ate Carlito's apple!
Joey Styles: That's just gross!
*Carlito stood in the ring, at a loss for words. What did Viscera just do?!*
"I just spat in your face, you fat idiot! You're. Not. Cool!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:47 pm
'' And you havn't touched a girl in years, but I ain't go to say anything...Damn dese apples are good..''
heart Bis Vis continued to eat like a pig. heart
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:50 pm
*Carlito, shaking with rage, took the microphone and tried to hit Viscera in the head with it, but he ducked, trying to get more apples.*
"AHHH! THAT'S IT, CABANA IS DONE!"
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