Nev: Noble look! ~holds up sleeping Nightvine~ he just sleeps and is all..like, asleep and stuff! It's so cute! Can we keep him?! ~shakes him around in demonstration of the floppiness and sleepiness of the babby unicorn~
Noble: *stares at the sleeping babby* It probably has a family somewhere... if they come looking, you'll have to give it back.
Nev: ~sulks~ but they left it out here all by itself! finders keepers right?! didn't we end up with Wicked Stitch like this??
Noble: *shrugs* We'll take it home. If it does end up having family, we'll just say we were worried and wanted to take care of it.
Nev: Yay! ~shoves some stuff over and half crams, half jams Nightvine into her saddle bag~ I've always wanted a pet!
Noble: *doesn't really want some unrelated kid to take care of but he figures someone will come looking for the thing soon enough* I'm not cleaning up after it.
Nev: Ehhhh...you have a point..I'm too busy to clean up things recently...~her bedroom is a crime scene mid investigation~ it's too bad! It's cute! ~puts Nightvine back on the bench, covers it with a random napkin she has in her saddle bag, folds a bill into a paper with "FOR WAFFLES" written on it and puts it under his chin~
Noble: *well that was easy* Come on, let's go get some dinner and we can discuss low maintenance pets.
Nev: doesn't that just mean minions who DON'T live with us..or a cat...?
Noble: If you bring a minion home to live with us, I will not be pleased. A cat however, I could handle.
Nev: ~clucks tongue~ always the least amusing option from you ~smirks~
Noble: *huff* I like my space.
Nev: ~laughs~ does it ever dawn on you went spent our foal hoods learning all these lessons about being nice, sharing, and honesty and these other things and yet some of us choose to ah, forego some of these lessons.. do you think they'll revoke our cutie marks..?
Noble: I learnt my lessons. How I choose to apply them is my business. *ruffles his wings and shrugs* But they are welcome to try.
Nev: On a bad day, not even I would try and cross you..
Noble: *merry laughter* You have nothing to fear, even on my worst day.
Nev: So you haven't seen the water demoness recently?
Noble: No
Nev: Oh that's too bad, your eyes were positively glittering when you spoke to her, I'm ever so curious to meet her..~voice starting to drip poison~
LaLo: Speak of the devil~ -walks to Noble, side-eyes Nev-
Noble: *deadpan* I'm sure you are. *oh and here she is, well... damn* Lady Llorona. *bows his head* How lovely to see you again.
Nev: Oh-ho, speak of the devil and she appears. Noble darling, introduce us?
LaLo: Not as lovely as it is to see you, I'm sure. -Narrow eyes get slightly more narrow in Nev's direction- Yes, please, Dear Noble Born. I'm ever so curious as to whom this could be
Noble: *how very fun* Nev, this is Lady La Llorona, a new but dear friend and Llorona, this is my darling sister, Nevermore. *smiles at them both*
Nev: Ah, charmed I'm sure. I've heard so many things about you and my dear, darling little brother here seems to want to keep you hidden away. You must share with me how you charmed him so quickly!
LaLo: -Looks to Noble sweetly- It must have just been my sparkling personality and fun hobbies! You know- It's interesting ... Because he never mentioned you. -Smiles pleasantly- I wonder why that might be?
Noble: *gives Nev a quick glance that says 'behave yourself' and then the smile is back in a flash.. and then gone just as quickly* We didn't have very long to talk, otherwise I'm sure I would have said something about her. *better to keep Nev happy, since he has to live with her*
Nev: Ah hah hah..~shoots Noble a withering look~ Ah well, you're aware of me now and that'll do as far as I'm concerned. Tell me, how did you appear to us just as we spoke of you? Noble has told me you can't summon devils so quickly. Oh, oh, was it the foal?? Now don't you go drowning one so quick in the relationship, Noble will just get bored of you that much faster.
LaLo: -Hadn't even noticed the foal, stifles the urge to move towards it- I was just passing by, and the glowing presence of your lovely brother pulled me in. It's so hard to resist him, as I'm sure you know. -licks her lips- I promise that I am well aware of how to save my talents, such as drownings, for special occasions ... And it's not always just foals! Sometimes truly uppity mares need a good water boarding as well.
Nev: I'm never pulled in, because I am always in, still I supposed I can understand, it's natural to want things you'll never have. ~she chuckles~ Is that so? Special talents? Don't you mean talent? ~accents the T at the end~ After all it doesn't take much skill to do what you do right?
Noble: *wonders if he should say something, but he's enjoying the show and decides not to interrupt*
LaLo: Tsk-tsk, Nevermore honey, jealousy is not becoming on you. Besides, why should you be so concerned about whether or not I'll have your brother? Isn't that his choice? -Bats her lashes and takes a step closer to Nev- Oh, I truly have turned it into an art. My magic certainly turns it into quite the spectacle. -Voice drips poison- Would you like a demonstration?
Nev: ~a cheshire smile unfurls across her lips~ Well that's quite simple my darling little demon, because I have my brother, whenever I want, so I actually have some input, sorry to rain on your parade. ~says this in a baby talk tone before it slips away into a deep, silky purr~ A demonstration? Oooo, do you promise? ~Nev takes a step forward, tilts up to get nearly nose to nose~ Better make it good because I promise if I live, you'll regret it.
Noble: *he'll step in if it looks like they might actually hurt each other, but for now he simply keeps watching with a half-smile and a dark twinkle in his eyes*
LaLo: -Genuinely laughs, for the first time ever, in Nev's face- Careful, darling, it sounds like you want your brother in a romantic sense ... I've heard that can result in children even more terrible than I. -Slinks closer to Nev, her tail flicking and sliding across Nev's flank- Oh, but I have practical experience. So far all you have is words. I wonder which will hold up: Experience with real death or the fantasies of a silly foal in a grown-up's body?
Nev: ~maintains her cheshire smile~ Oh dear, was I not clear? I believe that is exactly what I said about my brother and I, and I assure you if by some chance such a thing were to occur they'd be absolutely perfect. But do go on, try and kill me, see how much that impresses him. I dare say if you can bump me off, you might deserve him, but don't go blaming me if you're not the one he's thinking about when he closes his eyes in bed. ~her wings start to fluff up and raise slightly~
Noble: *steps smoothly forward, to break into their little showdown* I think that's quite enough, don't you, my dears? *as lovely as it was to have them sniping at each other (and to hear Nev say such wonderful words), he would rather this day not end with bloodshed, as there was too much future fun to be had*
LaLo: -Mimics Nev's grin- I don't care who he's thinking about, as long as I'm the one getting to feel his touch. Sharing is caring, after all. -returns her face to normal and moves back to Noble's side, stands just close enough to touch him- I like your sister- She's fun and oh-so cute!
Nev: ~clucks tongue~ Noble, interrupting girl talk is rude, how ever will I get to know your new friend if we don't have a nice long heart to heart. ~actually nuzzles and ducks under his wing, sliding herself completely under it and leans against his side~ it's nice you have outside friends, we spend so much time together as it is. ~purrs~ it'll give me ample time to go and hang out with Tinker, since I'm not on your mind if I'm not in sight. ~the last word is hissed~ I'm sure you won't be concerned with what whatever we're up too.
Noble: *smiles at Lalo* I knew you two would get along. *tucks his wing tightly around Nev, leaning slightly into her* With all the time you spend playing with Tinker, it's only natural that I would need to seek solace with someone else. You are always on my mind, even when you're breaking my heart.
LaLo: -Bristles inwardly, but stays serene on the outside- She's so much like you, what isn't there to love?
Nev: That's true, I wouldn't want you to be lonely and I supppppooooseeeeee it's only fair, though it means you can't hate Tinker openly anymore. You both like me a lot, surely you can find common ground and become good friends as La Llorona and I have. ~poisonous sweet tone~ Isn't that right?
Noble: *brushes his other wings against Lalo, though he's looking at Nev through narrowed eyes* Oh yes, such perfectly good friends. I'm sure it would make sense then if I invite Tink to come swimming with Llorona and I. We'll have a lovely time together.
LaLo: -Scrunches her nose and eyes in a giggle- The best of friends, why I'd even so we're close as sisters now! -Looks around at Nev- Oh! Is Tinker someone special to Nevermore? Why, I'd just love to get to know him on my home turf!
Nev: Oh ho ho ho ho Noble, you're so adorable and thoughtful. It's a good thing Tinker doesn't like to swim, but he's got some other hobbies that're fun. Do you know what Kinbaku is? Tinker is quite the Nawashi. It's a lot of fun, you should try it, I think it's up your alley. You know me, I'm more then happy to help you practice. ~shoots LaLo a look that could kill a lesser phony~ Speaking of practice...Nobel the sun is coming up soon and you know how I feel about the day star..can we go to bed..~says in a sulkie tone, nuzzling up against him~
Noble: I'd love for you to give Tinker a special tour of your home. *sneers* It hardly sounds very wholesome. I don't think much of Tink or his hobbies. *shakes them both free of his wings and steps forward* But I think it's time we went home. Llorona, my dear lady, I will see you again soon.
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