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I'll have you know i graduated top of my class in the knight academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on villages, and I have over 300 confirmed decapitations. I am trained in mounted combat and I'm the top archer in the entire kingdom. You are nothing to me but just another peasant. I will wipe the you the ******** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******** words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over carrier pigeons? Think again, cur. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of assassins in the kingdom and your pidgeons are being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, worm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******** dead, peasant. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my greatsword. Not only am I extensively trained in armed combat, but I have access to the entire armoury of the kingdom and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the earth, you little shite. If only you could have known what holy retribution you little "clever" outcry was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******** tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s**t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******** dead, peasant.

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