The titantron turned on to show once again the face of the wild card Ryan Killman sitting in a chair. Only now his "Hard-on 4 Hardcore" shirt was covered by a plush robe and he had a glass of booze and a very fake looking pipe in his hands. It looked like a book was in his lap.

"...good evening everyone. I am Ryan Killman, as you all know. Now it is story time...for the children." he flashed a grin and lifted the story book.
"You see kids, this is the story of Rikki Tikki Tavi by Rudyard Kipling. It's a short story in this book here..the Jungle Books. Let's read shall we?"


Killman put the pipe to his mouth, fake puffs of smoke popping out of it like the comic cigar of Groucho Marx. He then opened the book and...began reading?

"ahem... This is the story of the great war that Rikki-tikki-tavi fought single-handed, through the bath-rooms of the big bungalow in-"

Killman tossed the book aside

"Did you think I was serious? ******** the children they don't watch for this bullshit!" the wild card then tossed the pipe aside and tore the plush robe off.

"I'm not some posh a** story teller! This is not who I am at all, even when I want to make a point! I live without filters baby!"

He downed the glass of booze and smashed the glass against his head, small cuts forming on his forehead as he sat back down, pulling up a bottle of crown royal whiskey.

"Now I am still gonna drink some good ol' crown royal bitches and tell you about the story and my point. See I felt I needed to give some messages to Salem Croft who thought it was funny torching my vintage ******** cadi."

Killman sat back down, staring at the screen and swigging the liquor. He then glared at the screen, hunched over as the blood from his forehead dripped down his face and off his chin.

"See rikki tikki tavi is some ******** mongoose. Badass ******** mongoose. He protects a human home from two evil conniving a** cobras. See a mongoose is a snake's natural enemy. Get the analogy yet? Let me spell it out for you. Salem is the snake, a copperhead b***h. I...am the mongoose. Hear that Salem? See when I catch you with the Killman Clutch, just like a mongoose I will keep holding onto your throat. Even if you bite and poison me I won't let go even after I die, not only you stop thrashing. At Spring in the Ring... you're going down...hard. I will bring everything down on you, all of the Killman Code. Go hard or go home Salem, but either way you won't be going home as BBW Champion and you will say...I...quit.... message is sent..speech is over. Killman out."



the screen went black..