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{ ARCHIVED } ----------------- Looking Glass, March 2014

[Mob Fight]Garden Snake[Borg][BISECTED]

Rathurue

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:46 am

"I do believe my just desserts have arrived." The Garden Snake hisses delightedly.

The Garden Snake HP 30/30
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Boss auto damage: 5
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Boss loot: (On DEFEAT of boss only)
Roll 1d4 and match your loot to the results below:
1. 50 EXP
2. 1 card which you can redeem HERE. Remember you can only redeem 5 cards a day max PER character in any battle, dungeon, or quests.
3. 25 EXP
4. An Arpakassu Tea Party minipet which you can claim HERE

Rathurue

Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice: 1, 8, 2 Total: 11 (3-30)

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:53 am

*Borg entering*

"I still need more training. The last encounter is MEH in CAPITALS. I do not appreciate the 'humility, fashion, style' and other points penalty." Said the Ghost-turned-Mad Hatter for good or worse.

Then you already know what to do.

"Wat. Can't we change the spell to something less embarrassing?"

No.

"I hereby challenged the Insanity to come." grunted Borg in defeated tone.

And instantly, the tree root not far from his location turned into giant snake, complete with strings and whatsoever poisonous fangs.

"Ooookay. Just for precaution, it's not poisonous or anything, right?"

It might be not. But it might be is.

"Screw you."

Three dices appeared before him, as before. And his helper, the small rabbit also appeared from beneath his cloak, seeming ready to pounce at the enemy (and why, it did. A rabbit's hip-check is that deadly in this insane world, it seems.)

The snake pounced at him-or so he think. From a dead angle its tail slapped at his back, leaving a rather large rip on his coat.

"Okay. Game's on."

He tossed the TriDice into his hat and pulled out...

A cannon. And a flask of potion.

"Talk about random." He said, when the white rabbit climbed into the cannon and poised a thumbs-up, ready for launch.

He can only facepalm when pressing the trigger and watching the poor rabbit got cannonball-ed into the snake's face, striking it with a powerful BUNNEH RIDER KIIIICCK~

Snake does 5 damage to Borg which does 10 damage to Snake. Do you want to use the potion or not?

"I don't have to drink this, yes? I can use this whatever way I want? Then Use POTION."

Borg recovered 4 HP from being grumpy.

"SO THE POTION DOES NOTHING!!?"

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gaia_crown [ Borg's Stats ]

DECK:

HP: 30-5+4 = 29!
BOSS HP REMAINING: 30-(4*2luck!)+2 (Mini bonus!) = 20!
ATTACK: [4*2luck]+Minipet bonus(2) = 10!
ATTACK TARGET: Boss
DEFENSE SELF: 0
DEFENSE TARGET: -
HEALS SELF: 4!
HEALS TARGET: -
LUCK MULTIPLIER: -

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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice: 1, 1, 9 Total: 11 (3-30)

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:06 am

Borg tried to evade the fangs launched at him, but once again he failed.

The snake was rather large, and so its body hidden beneath the bright coloration of Wonderland. He trips over that large, trunk-like body while dashing about the area, which earned him another -5 style penalty.

Furious, he tossed the TriDice into his hat---

And out comes a pebble with "You Tried!" written on it with pink ink.

"DAFAQ!?" The lobs the pebble as hard as he can, earning a dull 'thud' sound when it met the tough scales of the snake.

Borg got 5 HP penalty for being sloppy in battlefield. Borg did 2 damage to Snake. Meanwhile March Hare does the same damage mentally by laughing at the Snake.

"I give. This don't even makes sense anymore."

Oh but it is.

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gaia_crown [ Borg's Stats ]

DECK:

HP: 29 - 4 = 25!
BOSS HP REMAINING: 20-(1*2luck!)+2 (Mini bonus!) = 16!
ATTACK: [1*2luck]+Minipet bonus(2) = 4!
ATTACK TARGET: Boss
DEFENSE SELF: 0
DEFENSE TARGET: -
HEALS SELF: 0
HEALS TARGET: -
LUCK MULTIPLIER: -

Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice: 2, 2, 10 Total: 14 (3-30)

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:17 am

The TriDice reveals...

A rather large band-aid.

"USE BAND-AID"

Band-Aid must be applied to avatar for it to work.

"SCREW THIS INTERFACE!"

Borg recovered 8HP from being angry at interface.

Meanwhile, the March Hare continued to laugh, so much that the annoyed Snake slapped it with its tail straight at Borg's face.

Borg receives 5 damage from SO FLUUFHEH I'M GONNA DIE.

"SHUT. UP."

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gaia_crown [ Borg's Stats ]

DECK:

HP: 25 - 5 + 8 = 28
BOSS HP REMAINING: 16 - 2 = 14!
ATTACK: [0]+Minipet bonus(2) = 2!
ATTACK TARGET: Boss
DEFENSE SELF: 0
DEFENSE TARGET: -
HEALS SELF: 8!
HEALS TARGET: -
LUCK MULTIPLIER: -

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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice: 9, 1, 8 Total: 18 (3-30)

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:23 am

"Screw this snake. Screw you Player Cards. Screw Queens. Screw ALICE. Screw Wonderland."

He tossed the TriDice into the air and catches them with his large hat-

Of which he tossed high into the air.

"Strike."

As the hat twirled and turned in the air, a rather-no, FREAKISHLY large sword suddenly ejected from the small object, complete with a March Hare as the swinger.

CLASH!

The slash separated the snake's body into 2, leaving each sections wriggling violently.

Borg plus March Hare does a combination attack for 11 damage to Snake. Receive 5HP penalty for guro content.

"As I care." Said Borg, welcoming the small bunny which carried his hat back.

"Let's finish this before I did something worse, shall we?"

And oh how doomed is that Snake.

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gaia_crown [ Borg's Stats ]

DECK:

HP: 28 - 5 = 23!
BOSS HP REMAINING: 14 - [(4*2)+(1+2)] = 3!
ATTACK: [4*2]+1+Minipet bonus(2) = 11!
ATTACK TARGET: Boss
DEFENSE SELF: -
DEFENSE TARGET: -
HEALS SELF: -
HEALS TARGET: -
LUCK MULTIPLIER: -

Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice: 10, 3, 4 Total: 17 (3-30)

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:33 am

But what comes from the TriDice was...
A pill and a riot shield.

"What the heck BUNNY GO!"

Luck is often a cruel mistress.

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gaia_crown [ Borg's Stats ]

DECK:

HP: 23 - 5 + 2 = 20!
BOSS HP REMAINING: 3 - 2(minipet) = 1!
ATTACK: [4*2]+1+Minipet bonus(2) = 11!
ATTACK TARGET: Boss
DEFENSE SELF: 2 Next!
DEFENSE TARGET: -
HEALS SELF: 2!
HEALS TARGET: -
LUCK MULTIPLIER: -

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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice: 5, 3, 5 Total: 13 (3-30)

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:40 am

"What, can't I have a decent weapon to kill a bisected snake???" He asked the TriDice before tossing them into his hat-

And what springs out is a pair of bluish-metal guns.

"Okay, here's your share, bunny. Let's do it gangsta style."

And somehow the March Hare gained a tobacco and a scar in Al Capone style.

"I have an offer you can't refuse. A mouthful of lead."

After a few shots and another HP penalty for being too cool (which in the usual mad laws, can be minimized by having a riot shield in hand), the Snake drops dead. Really dead.

And turned into another LootDie.

"Here ya go, toss it for me, bunny." He handed the small greenish dice to the small helper.

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gaia_crown [ Borg's Stats ]

DECK:

HP: 20 - (5 - 2defense) = 17!
BOSS HP REMAINING: 1 - (3+3) + 2(minipet) = VERY MUCH DED!
ATTACK: [3+3]+Minipet bonus(2) = 8!
ATTACK TARGET: Boss
DEFENSE SELF: 2 Next!
DEFENSE TARGET: -
HEALS SELF: -
HEALS TARGET: -
LUCK MULTIPLIER: -

Rathurue rolled 1 4-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-4)

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:46 am

The dice turned into a small, pinkish gem which looks like has broken in half.

Borg gained 50 EXP! You need another piece of 50 EXP before you can level up. 2/5 encounter spent, 1/5 card redeemed.

"Wat."

*Borg sullenly exits...*

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