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 Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:20 pm
Boom paced in his locker room, fidgeting nervously. He waited for someone he asked to come by...still waiting... Boom hoped he could make it through all the chaos of the backstage war to reach the room.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 10:18 am
Man, ******** Canada. After spending the last 2 hours walking from where the near-totaled remains of his car now rested, Brody finally got to the arena for his match. Only to discover that he'd been replaced because he'd forgotten to call ahead. Now he was simply trudging through the backstage area, looking for a place to lie down for a moment. Finally coming upon a locker room, he pulled open the door and walked in, immediately finding a bench to lay down on. It had already been a pretty long day, and he was happy he could find an empty locker room to rest in.....
Too bad he didn't notice Boom pacing back and forth on his way in.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:07 pm
Boom noticed brody enter.
"Brody... in time... boom needs... advice" he said, inhaling and exhaling.
"You see, boom is... not... ladies man. Not what....one would...call... hot or ... smooth. With the ladies... boom wants to... impress... mindy. You seem. .. better with. .. women. "
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:26 pm
It took Brody a second to register what was happening, before he looked from the ceiling to Boom. Without a word, he reached into his pocket, retrieved his phone, and took a brief moment to scroll through his messages. He stopped and read one, letting out a short laugh as soon as he was done.
"Well, that e-mail makes sense now."
Sitting up on the bench, he turned towards Boom with a slightly tired version of his usual grin.
"Boom, I'm not sure who's been lying to you, but I don't actually have the best track record when it comes to women. Win/Loss record? Yeah, that's pretty good. But when it comes to...uh...'relations', I'm not your guy. But I'm guessing you need whatever help you can get on his one...."
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:14 pm
Boom dropped his masked head.
"Boom is...c...con..con...sir...ned...concerned...Mindy... fears Boom...maybe. Boom wants..to look. good... what can...Boom...do?"
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:06 am
Brody rubbed at his chin again, deciding to actually put some thought into this. He wasn't entirely convinced this wasn't some sort of reality show prank or something, but he could at least try and give some sound advice.
"Well, to be honest Boom, I think Mindy is afraid of half the roster. But that's probably because we're a bunch of scary-looking dudes...."
Brody let his voice trail off a bit after he thought of something resembling a good idea.
"I've got it. You need to take her on a date. You know, get her out of the dingy backstage and away from the guys in the back. Gives you guys a chance to get to know each other better, ya know?"
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