You think I would write my bribe thread in a tidy, formal way? YOU, SIR, ARE DEAD WRONG.
CUSTOMS. ALSO SEMICUSTOMS. OR EVEN RANDOMS. W/E.You ask for it, I make it. I ain't picky as long as you aren't asking for anything blatantly inappropriate. Or pants. THIS IS A PANTS-FREE ZONE. Seriously, though, you could tell me to turn a dickens into a vacuum cleaner and I would do it. EDITED dickens will cost you extra.
Here are some prices but this is a BRIBE THREAD so, you know. If you're asking for something tough with lots of edits you might want to offer a little more than this. These numbers are right on the FRONT PAGE OF THE MAIN THREAD so don't come whining to me because everyone else is cheaper
Normal dickens: 100k
Edited dickens: 300k
Here's a form if you like forms. Honestly I don't care if you use it or not. DON'T LET THE FORM CONSTRAIN YOU, MAN
[size=24][color=#BADD09]COLOR MY d**k[/color][/size]
[b]Species:[/b] normal, chubby, long, uncut, alt
[b]Gender:[/b] dude, lady. unfortunately dickens only has binary options but I would totally put some dudetraits on ladies or vice versa if you want that in your edits...
[b]Age:[/b] baby, adult
[b]Edits:[/b] I can do ANYTHING that is probably a lie but try me anyway (these are optional you don't *have* to get an edited dickens if you don't want to)
[b]Description:[/b] reference, words, or just CC if you don't care
BREEDINGS.You get 2-4 babies by default. You can always BUY MORE though, as long as you aren't getting an edited breeding (or have s**t tons of gold*). (What kind of weirdass maternity ward is this? THAT'S KIND OF SUSPICIOUS.)
Don't forget these OTHER BREEDING RULES either:
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Unless otherwise stated, owners can win up to two breeding slots per month.
An individual Dickens can breed once per month.
Same sex couples can breed - they stand a 1 in 4 chance of opposite-sexed puppies as opposed to 1 in 2.
Two pets from the same owner can breed.
Two related pets can breed. (don't knock it, you can get some sweet edits that way! dramallama )
Breeding payment can be split up in any way; all we need is in-thread, in-journal or PM confirmation from both owners.
I ain't necessarily going to pay attention to what the other colorists are doing though. So. If you think you can pull a fast one on me and breed your dickens twice, you're probably right!
ALSO: I don't care how many dickens are involved in your breedings. You can breed AS MANY TOGETHER AS YOU WANT. You'll probably get weird babies that way but hey, they're your dickens. But make sure you ask permission before trying to breed with other people's dickens! GOSH
Note that there is no guarantee of enough babies for everyone involved in the breeding.
ALSO ALSO, you can get a breeding with only one dickens. I'll make the other parent up. Or more like, I'll color those babies however the ******** I feel like coloring them. Just be warned that they will never know the LOVE OF BOTH PARENTS.
So let's talk about MONEY:
Basic breeding (2-4 pups): 10k
1-2 extra pups: +5k (UNEDITED BREEDINGS ONLY unless, I mean, you have a huuuuge bribe*)
2-4 extra pups: +10k (UNEDITED BREEDINGS ONLY...again, unless you have a huuuuge bribe*)
(two rolls 2-4 and then 1-2 or 2-4 IN PROBABILITY WE TRUST)
NO you can not order more than (potentially) 8 babies what the ******** would you do with them all. 8I
again, THIS IS A BRIBE THREAD so consider offering MORE THAN THIS
Here's a form. Or you can just post your dickens. WHATEVER, MAN. If you use the form, just copy and paste those second two lines for EVERY d**k INVOLVED IN THE BREEDING.
[size=24][color=#B00B35]THESE DICKENS ARE GETTING BUSY TONIGHT[/color][/size]
[b]Babben count:[/b] basic, extra 1-2 (unedited only), extra 2-4 (unedited only)
[b]Edited:[/b] yes or no
[b]d**k:[/b] [img]SOMEONE'S DICKENS CERT HERE[/img]
[b]d**k's owner:[/b] look you might think this is redundant but sometimes people change usernames and then I'm like MAN WHO IS THAT oh
[b]d**k:[/b] [img]SOMEONE'S DICKENS CERT HERE[/img]
[b]d**k's owner:[/b] someone or other
*consult the art auctions forum for a good idea of what qualifies as "s**t tons of gold" 
