A sudden bass note sounded through the parking lot of the MTS Centre, swiftly followed by a quiet keyboard pattern. The pattern repeated a number of times before a faint drumbeat began to follow...
WHALE!The sounds of
"Sail (WHALE Remix)" - AWOLNATION resonated through the room, the titantron playing a strange video of a cardboard whale singing along to the song.
This is how I show my love
I made it in my mind because
Blame it on my ADD, baby
This is how an angel cries
Blame it on my own sick pride
Blame it on my ADD, baby
A massive man stepped out onto the stage, complete with a helmet in the shape of a whale. He raised a chunky arm up in the air and let out a bellowing roar, trying to hype up the crowd; unlike last week, he succeeded! Already, some fans were enjoying the obese newcomer's tenacious spirit!
WHALE!
WHALE!
WHALE!
WHALE!
WHALE!"Making his way to the ring, standing at six feet and three inches and weighing in at a hefty five-hundred-and-three pounds... The Terror of Wales, WHAAAAAAAAALE HELMEEEEEET!"Another booming roar came from within the helmet at the sound of his name, though he didn't let it distract him from the task at hand: getting to the ring. He jogged to the ramp and began making his way down, the traction of his boots giving him little trouble on the slick metal. As he got near the ring, he slid underneath the bottom rope, having clear difficulty in managing to get in, and even more getting to his feet on the slippery mat.
The music faded away rather quickly, leaving The Whale with a black man in a red wig. He pulled his jacket it off and tossed it to the side, revealing his very sumo-like build. He was ready to rumble!
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