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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:13 pm


[ Previous Speed Dating ORP ]


In the realm of Phonyland, love doesn't always have time to happen at its usual, somewhat random pace. From previous experiments Love Events™, results were [redacted] varied but nonetheless amusing and somewhat fruitful in revealing what everyone was interested in.

Each participant is brought to a lovely room with large, tables placed in a circle. Mood lighting (aka. an LED flickering votive smelling faintly of vanilla in an artfully spray painted coffee container with holes punched through it) is placed on each table and soft music can be heard piping over the PA system.

        From what you can tell from the publicly released documentation, a lot of it seems to be covered over in thick, black permanent marker. Judging from the wafts of perfume, cologne, margarita mix stains, and the oddly lacy underthing stapled to the corner of a sheet of it you see that it would at least be an interesting time.


DISCLAIMER: Phonyland™ and all subsidiaries take no responsibility for items, be they organic/living/otherwise, lost during this event. All phonies are asked to sign release forms and provide proof of insurance. Please have your Photo ID or passport ready at the door. 5¢ rebate in Michigan.

How It Works: aka. the part Syr stole from StarieMichie
The room is set up with small tables forming a circle. Each table has two chairs that face each other. The idea is that each Phony gets to ask every other Phony three questions. No skipping over Phonies that you might not necessarily like (this means, yes, everyphony unfortunately needs to talk to TACO).

Part One:
To make this easier, your Phony is going to be asking the same three questions to every other Phony. Simply make a post where your Phony enters the room, and then preps their questions.

Example:
TACO swaggered into the room. He knew already that every lady there wanted him, but this process would confirm it. Besides, TACO was always one for finding the quickest way to a good time. That's what this was all about, right? Getting laid? Oh yeah. TACO could get behind this speed dating thing.

He thought of the best questions he could. How the ladies answered would determine the order in which he would get together with them for a second encounter (because, of course, everyphony would select TACO as their favorite dude there).

What is your favorite thing about TACO?

If you could be with TACO for only one night, how would you spend it?

Hypothetically, if you were stranded on a desert island with TACO, and could only bring one karaoke CD with you, what song would you like TACO to sing to you repeatedly until a rescue team arrives?


Only, we recommend that your Phony asks questions that are a little less self-centered and more meaningful.

If you want to be super nice, post a form so that it's easier for others to grab it and reply. If you have a post color for your Phony, this would be a great time to use it! TACO talks in #948CF9. It's a pretty awesome color.


[color=URCOLOR][b]Question One[/b][/color]
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[color=URCOLOR][b]Question Two[/b][/color]
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[color=URCOLOR][b]Question Three[/b][/color]
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Part Two:
Once all participants have posted their questions, reply to all of them (well, other than your own, because that would just be silly). If you like, add some pizazz to your answers and RP how your Phony is reacting to being asked them. Your Phony wants to make a good first impression, right?

Part Three:
MINGLE! After answering all the Phonies' questions, feel free to go up and to your favorites to plan out future meetings and encounters if you liked them, or to throw your drink in their face if you didn't like them.


Date to post your questions by:
Feb 12th, 11:59PM PST/1:59AM Central

Date to answer questions by:
Feb 13th, 11:59PM PST/1:59AM Central

Mingling starts:
Feb 14th (or sooner if all questions are answered by then)
PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:03 pm


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show."It means no worries, for the rest of your daaaaaaays.." Candy Dandy sang along with the tune in her head, not caring if she was off key or not. Unlike her sister Boho, she was not gifted with exceptional musical talent, but she liked to sing with what she had all the same. She did however, lower her voice when she entered the Speed Dating event. She was slightly embarrassed to be there, but so far her luck with love had been rough. Perhaps a change of routine was needed.

She got to the instruction sheet, and was reminded that she needed questions to ask her dates. Questions? She tapped her hoof to her chin. Oh! Of course! She knew just to ask them! If they couldn't answer her questions, she knew they wouldn't be the one for her!


What is your favorite thing for dessert?
Candy's is key lime cheesecake!
What's your favorite way to spend free time?
She likes to sprawl on the couch and read mind-rotting books.
Do you ever want to have foals?
YES

Her questions burned into her mind, she took a seat at a table, scanning the crowd. So far, there wasn't anyone she recognized...


Wait. Was that... Boho!?

Candy was about to get up and leave. She didn't want to be teased by her sister. But then, she was here too, so she couldn't exactly tease her right? Candy settled down and smiled. Maybe they would end up together and she could play catch up.




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[color=mediumslateblue][b]What is your favorite thing for dessert?[/b][/color]
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[color=mediumslateblue][b]What's your favorite way to spend free time?[/b][/color]
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[color=mediumslateblue][b]Do you ever want to have foals?[/b][/color]
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:29 pm


User ImageWhy was he here again? The large draft stallion looked around at the set up, nodding in approval. He would only have to talk to one phony for a bit and not be crowded by a large table. Oh yes, his sisters told him he should get out more and attempt to meet a nice mare or stallion to spend his time with. Honeysuckle's mane was perfectly brushed, making it shiny and silky. His coat was lovingly washed and lightly scented with a cologne from his sister's shop. He remembered Bon and Puffy telling him about their run through this kind of thing so he considered his questions carefully.

What is your favorite flower?
He loved the flower he was named after. It was subtle in it's scent and simply beautiful.

How would you make love grow?
He would give nurture it, looking for what makes it healthy and happy.

What is your dream romantic evening??
Sitting in the gazebo in the middle of his garden in full summer's bloom looking up at a sky full of stars.


[color=brown][b]What is your favorite flower?[/b][/color]
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[color=brown][b]How would you make love grow?[/b][/color]
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[color=brown][b]What is your dream romantic evening??[/b][/color]
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User ImageThe crimson and blonde stallion grinned broadly as he entered the room where the speed dating was taking place. He got lots of attention from the girls who enjoyed the theatre but he wanted to branch out more. His sister was the first to remind him he was rather old fashioned so why not use this new age dating system to learn more about modern dating! Poet Lariat looked over the instructions, taking them in then thinking deeply about the questions he would ask. After all he only had three questions to find out the deepest soul of each phony present.

If you were in a play, what character would you be cast as?
He would play any role, he was versatile in many roles and performances!

Do you enjoy dark places where words of wisdom, passion, and soul are spoken?
Very much so.

Where would you have an after party to celebrate a great performance?
A lovely café where everyone could enjoy a cup of delicious coffee while they discussed the deep meanings of the bard's creations.

[color=red][b]If you were in a play, what character would you be cast as?[/b][/color]
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[color=red][b]Do you enjoy dark places where words of wisdom, passion, and soul are spoken?[/b][/color]
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[color=red][b]Where would you have an after party to celebrate a great performance?[/b][/color]
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User ImageAh this was the perfect place to find a pretty chica to enjoy some pre siesta fun with!! Looking around the room, or at least trying to from his lower view point, the purple stallion quickly ran over to the table to fill out his questions. He couldn't wait to get asking!! Macarena tapped the pen on his chin as he considered his questions. After all a chica gotta know how to make a man happy so how do you find that out in just three questions?

Do you have the moves to shake my maraca?
Mac always had the best moves to make any girl enjoy his samba.

What kind of musica makes you shake your Bon Bon?
Anything latin made his heart sing, his feet move, and his passion run wild!

Since size don't matter, after all it's the motion of the ocean, how could I make it a big night for you?
He could think of many ways to turn a simple date into a Carnival celebration!


[color=purple][b]Do you have the moves to shake my maraca?[/b][/color]
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[color=purple][b]What kind of musica makes you shake your Bon Bon?[/b][/color]
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[color=purple][b]Since size don't matter, after all it's the motion of the ocean, how could I make it a big night for you?[/b][/color]
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:34 pm


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. Niner was irritated- not at the concept of speed dating, but because his mom had flat-out lied and told him that there was going to be an astronomy club forming and that he should go. Did she really want him to have a date that bad? He was really quite fine the way he was, and didn't see the need to hook up with anybody- but then, maybe some socialization might be healthy. So only quietly grumbling, he filled out his three questions. His third question would make or break any relationship. Niner thought himself to be an open-minded stallion, but this question- this would be the deciding factor.

What's your favorite constellation and why?
His was Canis Major, because Sirius was so bright and beautiful.

What do you see when you stare into the night sky?
Niner saw astral phenomena and the beauty of outer space, but he figured that most ponies wouldn't be so literal.

Who's your favorite Starfleet captain?
His was Picard, but Sisko was a close, close second. Kirk was only third because Niner knew he'd never, ever, ever be that cool.

His questions done, he sat down and doodled a star chart on the back of a napkin.



[color=goldenrod][b]What's your favorite constellation and why?[/b][/color]
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[color=goldenrod][b]What do you see when you stare into the night sky?[/b][/color]
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[color=goldenrod][b]Who's your favorite Starfleet captain?[/b][/color]
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Boho had seen the flyers for speed dating plastered everywhere, including her dad's house. She figured it couldn't hurt to give it a shot; after all, she was flying solo this Valentine's Day, and while she didn't mind hanging out in sweatpants, watching Netflix, and eating insane amounts of ice cream, it might be nice to meet somebody for a few casual dates.

And even if nothing worked out, well, this would be fun! And then she could go back to ice cream and Netflix. She had Velvet Goldmine up on the queue, and there was a pint of Cherry Garcia screaming her name.

She smiled thinly at the forms, wondering how well you could get to know somebody through three questions. Better make 'em good, she thought as she scribbled down her questions.

What's your favorite song and what color do you see when you hear it?
Boho's was probably obvious, and she saw purple when she heard it.

If you got a tattoo, what would it be?
Hers would be a more permanent version of her little golden stars. Or maybe a multi-colored watercolor-esque swirl of color.

What makes you feel like your heart's got wings?
For Boho, this was being up on stage with the lights in your eyes and your voice ringing out over the audience.

Questions down, she leaned against a table and waited for the event to kick off proper. Wait. Was that her sister? She couldn't speed-date her sister!

Though she could maybe set up a sister date with her. It'd been a while since the two of them had hung out.



[color=salmon][b]What's your favorite song and what color do you see when you hear it?[/b][/color]
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[color=salmon][b]If you got a tattoo, what would it be?[/b][/color]
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[color=salmon][b]What makes you feel like your heart's got wings?[/b][/color]
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User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. A sweet wind blew mysterious, drifting through the streets like a wailing ghost. It bore omens of infinite pleasures and promises of obscene rituals untold.

Yes, once again, Wilma Fingerdu had come to Phonyland.

No stranger to the speed dating game, Wilma was here as much for pleasure as for business. She had a quest. Long ago, she'd visited this theme park, where she'd witnessed the most glorious man she'd ever seen in her life. He was beauty incarnate, a walking streak of hunk. A downright sex bomb.

She would find him, and once again, he would be hers.

But that wasn't to say she wanted to get exclusive. She chewed the end of a pen as she came up with new questions. Last time's were good, but this time's would be better.

What's your favorite cocktail?
Wilma liked a Vodka Surprise.

(The surprise was Robitussin.)

What's your favorite... euphemism. You know. Euphemism.

Wilma was personally incapable of picking a favorite.

What's your favorite animal?

Wilma liked flounders a lot, but her favorite was probably (surprisingly) goats.

Questions done, she scanned the room for potential honeybuns. A super buff hottie with a long mane and tail was a possible candidate. So was that little lady who looked like fairy floss- Wilma loved everybody.



[color=hotpink][b]What's your favorite cocktail?[/b][/color]
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[color=hotpink][b]What's your favorite... [i]euphemism[/i]. You know. [i]Euphemism.[/i][/b][/color]
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[color=hotpink][b]What's your favorite animal?[/b][/color]
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:37 pm


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.Bumble Thunder wasn't entirely sure what was going on when she walked through the door. There were karate lessons going on somewhere in this building, and that's where she'd meant to be going, but this whole question and answer schtick obviously wasn't karate. Unless it was some kind of weird lingual karate. But what the hell kind of strategy was there in using the same three moves on every opponent?

Whatever. Rules were rules, and Bumble had to admit she was pretty intrigued. Bumble composed her questions as people milled in...


What's your favorite school of martial arts?
The goal of the evening was to discover emotional compatibility between two people. For Bumble, physical compatibility was basically the same thing. Getting a feel for how her opponent would move was critical.

How do you unwind after an eventful day?
As far as Bumble was concerned, the only correct answer was full-body stretches and a nice, hot bath before a healthy meal.

What's your favorite kind of smoothie?
Alright, Bumble was kind of running out of ideas at this point. She'd never claimed that social occasions were her strong suit. Everyone liked food though, right? And smoothies were an awesome kind of food. It probably wasn't a very strategic question to ask at all, though, and she would probably suffer for it in the battles to come. It was gonna be a long afternoon.

[color=#f17848][b]What's your favorite school of martial arts?[/b][/color]
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[color=#f17848][b]How do you unwind after an eventful day?[/b][/color]
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[color=#f17848][b]What's your favorite kind of smoothie?[/b][/color]
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:45 pm


Cherpumple didn't quite understand what this "speed dating" was all about, but his son insisted on going along with him and there was a promise of free food, so...

He looked at the form and puzzled over it. It said he had to make up three questions. Well, alright.

Cake or pie?
Trick question, Cherpumple likes both!

If you were a candle, what would your scent be?
Cherpumple preferred anything that smelled like cookies or pastry.

Do you prefer jam or preserves?
Cherpumple liked preserves because it has bits in!

[color=#713e0c][b]Cake or pie?[/b][/color]
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[color=#713e0c][b]If you were a candle, what would your scent be?[/b][/color]
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[color=#713e0c][b]Do you prefer jam or preserves?[/b][/color]
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After repeating himself a few times to his old man, Roc N Rolls was finally ready to read through the paperwork. Not going anywhere without his blazing Valkyrie guitar strapped to his back, he saw that it required three questions that needed answers and that those answers would help you determine how you feel about them.

"Maaaan, they're not kidding about this 'speed' thing," Roc mused out loud.

What's your MOST favorite music genre?
Roc loves rock opera with metal flavors.

If you could hear only one song for the rest of your life over and over, what song would it be?
Roc thinks "The Ancient Forest of Elves" satisfies both the music lovers and the high fantasy lovers.

Do you dig dudes with long hair?
Because Roc was a dude with somewhat long hair. Well, hair in his FACE.

[color=indigo][b]What's your MOST favorite music genre?[/b][/color]
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[color=indigo][b]If you could hear only one song for the rest of your life over and over, what song would it be?[/b][/color]
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[color=indigo][b]Do you dig dudes with long hair?[/b][/color]
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Flits N Giggles was so excited! He hadn't the faintest clue on how this would work or what it really was, but he loved the decorations they'd put up for the occasion! He had done up his hair extra pretty and sprayed on more glitter. Smelling of Teen Spirit and his hair crimped in lively zigzags, he was ready to play this crazy game. Assuming this was just some sort of party game "the kids" did (as he'd read in a 1950's "So You're Going to a Party" book he bought from a retired book bin in the library), he looked at the form.

Was this a test? Oh, he hoped he wouldn't be graded on spelling. o 3o

Do you prefer seed birds or birds of prey?
Roc liked see birds because they sing more sweetly.

Do you prefer bright feathers or shiny baubles when making a dance floor intended for attracting a mate?
Flits liked baubles more than feathers, since his feathers were built in.

If you were an egg layer, what would your eggshells look like?
Flits's would probably look something akin to an Easter egg.

[color=#6aaf47][b]Do you prefer seed birds or birds of prey?[/b][/color]
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[color=#6aaf47][b]Do you prefer bright feathers or shiny baubles when making a dance floor intended for attracting a mate?[/b][/color]
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[color=#6aaf47][b]If you were an egg layer, what would your eggshells look like?[/b][/color]
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:50 pm


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Fruit Punch had heard about this speed dating thing from a friend of a friend, and well.... He figured he might as well give it a shot. Ever since he'd botched his last relationship he thought it could be nice to start to meet some new phonies, and what better way to do that than quickly? At least he wouldn't be wasting any time! With a sigh of self-reassurance, he stepped into the room and sat down at a table to start filling out one of those questionnaire's.

[color=tomato][b]What's your ideal way to spend a night out on the town?[/b][/color]
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[color=tomato][b]What's the name of your favorite drink? (Alcoholic or non)[/b][/color]
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[color=tomato][b]What's your opinion of dating somebody with baggage from a previous relationship? (Turn off or Turn on?) [/b][/color]
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:40 pm


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The door opened with a rush of salty wind and one looming presence filling up the doorway. Jolly Roger stood regarding the room with a fierce scowl. Had he followed the map wrong? There was supposed to be treasure where ‘X’ marked the spot but so far all he could see were a mix of other Phony’s (some of which he knew) and a bunch of tables.

‘Oh,’ he thought as he worked out exactly what the purpose of the event was, squinting through one eye down at the instruction and answer sheet.

It was only because he was new to this Old Enough thing and thought this might make an amusing tale for his crew that Jolly Roger chose to stick around. He filled out his answers and then sat in the corner looking moody and unapproachable.

How do you feel about pirates?
That seemed like an important place to start.

Do you like the ocean?
Something in common would be necessary.

Aye?
Aye.


[color=darkgreen][b]How do you feel about pirates?[/b][/color]
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[color=darkgreen][b]Do you like the ocean?[/b][/color]
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[color=darkgreen][b]Aye?[/b][/color]
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It was safe to say that Nocturne did not know what she was stepping into when the mare entered the building. All she knew was a bunch of old enough’s were headed in and that typically meant party time. Turned out not exactly the kind of party scene she had expected, but she was game provided music would follow the romantic musicless musical chairs. Wasn’t a proper party without dancing.

Hey, with any luck she just might catch a good dance partner here. Solo gig was fine and all but a duet would be hot.


How do you feel about dance?
Like, there’s all sorts of types. Really structured and s**t and that’s all good for learning, but I like to just go with it, yanno? It’s freedom, like flying.

What makes you feel centered?
Cha, should be pretty obvious from the last one, but it’s wholly dancing for me. Like I could stare at your bum and make a guess, but I want’cha to tell me about you. Passion is important to everything.

Are you a fleeting or forever kinda phony?
Maybe its not so fair for me to ask this one, like I don’t even know myself. Normally I’m the short and sweet variety but I think with the right phony I could settle down and have one partner for the rest of forever, you feel me?

[color=gray][b]How do you feel about dance?[/b][/color]
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[color=gray][b]What makes you feel centered?[/b][/color]
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[color=gray][b]Are you a fleeting or forever kinda phony?[/b][/color]
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To be completely and utterly fair, not once had there been a mention of ‘Old Enough Only’, so TART was completely within rights to trot into the speed dating event. She was, after all, going to be the most eligible mare ever and needed to get her prospects in a row because she wasn’t going to have any time when she was Old Enough, too busy being hot and stuff, like her daddy.

The little filly carefully filled out her questionnaire in the prettiest purple crayon before sitting at her table, head held high and makeup pristine. She had practiced and rehearsed her very important questions for days.


What is your favorite thing about TART?
All of TART is my favorite thing about TART, expect the part where I’m not Old Enough yet or don’t have a cutie mark. But faculty is working on that!

What kind of gifts would you bring to woo me on our first date?
I would, of course, be bringing myself.

Tell me I’m pretty.
I'm waaaaiting~

[color=#9189f6][b]What is your favorite thing about TART?[/b][/color]
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[color=#9189f6][b]What kind of gifts would you bring to woo me on our first date?[/b][/color]
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[color=#9189f6][b]Tell me I’m pretty.[/b][/color]
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:02 am


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Marvel was a little nervous. Okay a lot nervous. She'd never thought she would go to one of these things. A stallion had shown up to her shop the other day and asked to hang a flier up for this event. She agreed and eventually talked herself into going.

After walking in she saw her brother, Niner was over at another table. She wasn't going to go and say hi but obviously it would be a good idea to avoid him. Roc was there too, she'd have to avoid him as well. It seemed there was a form to fill out so she set herself to the task.

If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
Marvel could fly, super strength would be cool!

DC or Marvel?
The answer for her should be pretty obvious.

Whose your favorite superhero (or villain)?
Ms. Marvel of course!



[color=crimson][b]If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?[/b][/color]
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[color=crimson][b]DC or Marvel?[/b][/color]
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[color=crimson][b]Whose your favorite superhero (or villain)?[/b][/color]
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Extra Extra was pretty darn excited about this. He had just arrived and there were plenty of lovely ladies there. Not wanting to waste time, he wrote down his questions.

What's your favorite section of the news paper?
He likes it all but the comics are great.

Printed news or digitally released news?
Printed, he's got to make a living some how.

What is your idea of fun?
He might get kicked out for saying.



[color=darkgoldenrod][b]What's your favorite section of the news paper?[/b][/color]
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[color=darkgoldenrod][b]Printed news or digitally released news?[/b][/color]
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[color=darkgoldenrod][b]What is your idea of fun?[/b][/color]
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:15 am


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.Sweet Bread was nervous and excited all at the same time. There were so many people here… it kind of felt weird to not be advertising for once and just be a normal single mare. She took a deep breath as she entered the room, trying her hardest to not turn around and leave. She found an empty table and began filling out her questions. If was hard trying to balance the casual and serious question…. but she thought she handled it alright.

If I could make you the perfect sandwich bread what would you put in it?
This was just a silly question…. There was only so many things you could put between two slices of bread, right?

What is your ideal date night?
It was hard to schedule date nights, but it would be nice to see what others enjoyed. Just a night, and some how magically, not thinking about work would be great.

What do you look for in a significant other?
She was still unsure even what she looked for in a potential mate… Someone who was a good-natured, didn’t mind trying new recipes…. hmm.

[color=#c0006c][b]If I could make you the perfect sandwich bread what would you put in it?[/b][/color]
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[color=#c0006c][b]What is your ideal date night?[/b][/color]
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[color=#c0006c][b]What do you look for in a significant other?[/b][/color]
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:57 am


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Spica had turned pink the moment she stepped into the front door. The ambience of the place made her nervous and the list of phony who'd already signed up before her made her anxious. Meeting all of these other phony, talking to them? Spica was well on the way to strawberry red at the idea. It was, however, at the push, both metaphorical and physical, of her children that Spica had come here to sign up. She'd struck a deal with the youngest, Frag Doll, she'd sign up if Doll would too. The look of pure horror and the start of the word "No" on the other alicorn's lips had given Spica the hope that the idea would be dropped when Doll refused. But the fix was long in and with a look that clearly telegraphed she'd rather be shot then sign up, both mares had arrived and begun filling out cards.

What is the meaning of family to you?
Spica's family was a collection of chosen members and those who'd come into it naturally, and it was important to her to know what other phony felt about families. She was very eager to expand hers but she needed someone who would love and cherish the one she already had no matter what.

What's your favorite romantic story?
She loved the Princess Bride. A girl who was so in love but lost him, so she carried on as best as she could. But happy chance, her love was actually not dead and came for her, saving her over and over again as a rogue. And when she realized who the rogue truly was, they escaped her impending nuptials and lived happily ever after.

What's your favorite quiet activity?
Spica loved doing quiet things, her favorite was reading, gardening and knitting, even though she was terrible at it.

[color=green][b]What is the meaning of family to you?[/b][/color]
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[color=green][b]What's your favorite romantic story?[/b][/color]
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[color=green][b]What's your favorite quiet activity?[/b][/color]
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The card in front of Frag Doll burst into flames as she glared at it. Well, at least it did in her head. How DARE her other siblings force her into this situation! She was in agreement that their mother needed a suitor to take care of her and save her from herself, (This was a mare who even though looked graceful and lovely, still tripped over her two forehooves and stepped on her own ultra long mane), she didn't think she was the one to do it! Blossom had three particularly active foals to take care of, ok fair enough, but Val and Faire's excuses? Valiant would be a distraction and would get over protective and Faire was just too much of a lady to be seen at such a place, but oh Doll is perfect to go! So hip to the way the world works, perfect for such a modern thing like speed dating and oh don't you love mother enough to do this? UGH FINE. But then, THEN her own mother dropped a bomb. She'd sign up if Doll also signed up. The pint sized mare was just going to sit in the lobby and make sure their mother didn't get overwhelmed but now she'd have to actively participate?! Frag Doll stomped her hooves on the sign in table so hard it cracked in half...in her mind.

Do you like video games?
Might as well put the make or break question out there first, she'd waste less time. Doll, being the leader of a large multi-game E-Sport team as well as a champion at single player games, was completely entrenched in them. If the other phony didn't like them in the slightest, there was no place for them in her life, plain and simple.

What is the Konami Code?
Time to weed out the wannabes and casuals from the first question. If you didn't even know what the Konami Code was, you should just get out of gaming.

What sort of life do you think we could have together?
Curve ball question. Frag Doll didn't exactly live the most quiet and normal of lives. She was often out traveling for competitions and also spent long hours practicing. Anyone really, honestly interested in her would have to be ok with long periods of being apart and distraction. Frag was used to it, she was different enough from most of her family that the isolation wasn't an issue, but for someone else to be in her life, and she to be in theirs...

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Glory had had a few shots of liquid courage before showing up, just enough to dull the sense of mortification at her own desperateness. Speed dating, this is what she'd been reduced to doing. It wasn't supposed to be like this, it was supposed to fate or chance or kismet or something, she was supposed to run nose first into some handsome stallion and fall madly in love! Jeeze she sounded worse then a filly after reading her first fairytale. The unicorn head desked lightly into the sign in table a couple times before picking up a pen. Ok Glory, energy up, courage up, this won't be as bad as you're imagining it! She was pumped, she was ready, she should of done that line of rainbow shots!

How do you feel about foals?
A standard question but one with more meaning then judging wither or not someone actually WANTED kids. Glory was a teacher and so she was with foals all of the time. Anyone would wanted to date her would have to be ok with being late from after school help or leaving early to work on her lesson plan. Oh, and they'd have to want foals or they could wonder off to the next table.

Which do you think is better; shoring up your weaknesses or playing to your strengths?
Glory believed in both, though if pressed she'd say working on your weaknesses. Your strengths would get stronger through almost any kind of related work but if you didn't actively work on what you're weak in, you would just get weaker. Glory's weakness was liquor and loneliness, and the two never combine well, so she resolved to never drink when she was lonely. It wasn't working for her 100% yet, but she'd get there.

Can you make mix a screwdriver?
Screwdrivers were Glory's favorite drink and her favorite way to unwind while grading papers and making lesson plans. This was very, very important question.

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Silk Kimono was excited as she entered the speed dating place. This was so awesome, she never expected a quiet place like Phonyland to do something so interesting as speed dating! She'd ripped the flyer from the phony who was passing them out and came right over! Looking around, saw many phony she'd only seen in public or in her shop. Could one of these be her true love ultra special some phony? Or if not maybe a nice few evenings now that most of her children were grown and gone. Ahh how exciting! She couldn't wait to tell her friends all about it when it was over too! They'd be so jealous! Of course she would add in how every phony absolutely fawned over her and how she had to politely turn down date offers after the 5th or 6th one. Sure it most likely wouldn't be true, but her friends wouldn't ever know anyway. Picking up a pen and taking a card, she tapped her chin thoughtfully with her hoof before starting to write.

What do you think makes a happy family?
Already a mother, Silk thought she had this one pretty much covered. She'd been firm with her children, making sure they were polite, well educated, and established a good work ethic by employing AND paying them to work in her store, but she'd also given them enough freedom and encouragement to pursue the things that made them happy or excited them. For having little guidance past popular things on TV or in magazines that never seemed to work, she though she did rather well. But with a foal still at home and a definite interest in having more one day, knowing what some phony thought on this topic was crucial.

Do you have any favorite TV Shows?
Silk loved to watch TV, particularly dramas and how-to shows. She'd be ok with someone who didn't watch TV because that would mean all the more TV for her. But some phony else who liked to watch shows would also be lovely. Someone to cuddle with on the couch and watch the stories play out, yeah, that'd be really nice and she may discover new shows from someone else's tastes!

Do you think that doing things yourself is best?
Silk deeply believed this to be so. She ran her own business, raised her children alone and sewed her kimonos, all by hoof, all (mostly) by herself. She'd never had any help and very rarely asked for any, and it made her cringe to think of having to rely heavily on some phony else. If you want it done right, you have to do it yourself!

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Valkyrie pushed her way into the building and was surprised to see so many phony already milling about. She supposed that this survey that Reaper told her about was very important to the citizens of Phonyland and she liked that, all of them taking such pride in civic duty. She was still a fairly new resident, so she didn't really feel she had a lot to say about the place or anything pertaining to it, but Reaper had insisted quite firmly that as the leader of the carousels, she should learn all she could and report back to them. Valkyrie could not deny the wisdom in this. So she stood there a little perplexed at all the decorations, but then there was a holiday coming up and she supposed those were there for use later in the week. She walked over the the table that said to fill out a question card and sign in. Questions? What kind of questions? About Phonyland? About herself? The unicorn was too stubborn to ask so she just sort of winged it.

Why are there so few services for newly arrived babben phony in your city?
This was something that had bothered Valkyrie since day one. She and the others had arrived in WINTER, in the snow and cold with nothing and no where to call their own. Wary of strangers and having no parents, they'd scavenged for food and slept in any warm building that they could find. It seemed only recently that they'd become adults did any sort of system kick in and provide them housing and several leads on jobs or ways to earn bits. She thought this greatly unfair.

What is the best pizza place around?
She'd heard about pizza from people in the park and it had sounded tasty, but she didn't know if anyone in Phonyland made pizza or if she'd have to order from outside the park.

Are we going to educate young phony and humans to what other animals say?
She thought everyone would know what the fox says by now with the frequency that song was being played around the park.

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Reaper loomed somewhat awkwardly over the other phonies, feeling cramped in the crowded room. God did he hate small spaces, not to say that the room was particularly small, but as more phonies crowded in it was beginning to dawn on the stallion that perhaps this was not going to work out. Of course, this totally wasn't a poorly thought out gambit on his part to attempt to flirt with anyone. Nope. Definitely not.

He coughed and fluffed up his wings, his handwriting a pathetic chicken scratch as he filled out the stupid annoying forms. Not that he was entirely sure what questions he should be asking all these random phonies he didn't actually care about.

What tactics would you use to win a hoof fight?
At least the answer to this would help him crush whomever decided they had their eye on... Nobody.

Do you collect anything?
Really this question was only meant to be answered by one person, but if the other's answered it at least he'd have a better idea of what things he could snatch from them.

How do you define loyalty?
The stallion grew annoyed just thinking about it...


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User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.He stepped in and immediately he caught sight of his mother… His face went white. Nope. Nope. Nope. He could not speed date with his mother… answer her question and life and love. Ugh, he actually turned around until he heard another voice. He peeked back and it was Spica. Without much arguing he found a quiet little place to write questions. Wait… what if his questions were not too simple. Oh jeeze, too much pressure.

What is your most treasured possession? Why?
His big bad book of plants was the most important thing for him. He’s worked on them for so long and have lots of valuable information. If those were to be lost… that would be terrible.

What was the last book you read?
Mmmn, what even was the last book he’s read? Oh right… ‘Asking a Girl Out for Dummies’ >///>

If there was one fact about you that I should write down in my book, what would it be?
Rosewrite can’t handle this kind of situation. That’s his fact.


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