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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:29 am
"The girl's are up to something Otto..." Dakota hissed, "I can feel it..." He had bombarded Otto's room, stole a Kostya cookie and was nibbling on it while he was thinking.
"They are planning something and it's not gonna be good for us Guys...I can feel it in my bones. I need....a spy."
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:32 am
Otto stared at Dakota from his curled up position on the couch, his nose scrunched as he ate a cookie Otto had wanted to eat.
"No, Dakota." He could smell his friend's sour brain thoughts from across the room. He huffed and resumed reading a Bleach manga he was borrowing from Allen.
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:38 am
"Otto Bro, I am just saying!" Dakota paced now, circling Otto's couch. "The girls could be building a mass weapon of destruction and we're sitting here like-" He squinted, "Picking our butts and reading cartoon books, is that from Allan?"
"Anyways, I am just suggesting that you use those death skills of yours and sneak in and get the details! We need crucial information!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:41 am
Otto pointedly kept from acknowledging Dakota's presence as the tall man paced, casually flipping through the comic with mild interest. He rolled his eyes as the man bantered on and on. "Yes it's from Allen. Dakota.." He sighed and rested the manga face down on his lap as he cranked his neck back to look up at the giant.
"Why would a bunch of trainee girls build weapons to kill the guys? Are you high?" He cocked an eyebrow high, "I ain't goin' nowhere. it's a girl party."
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:57 am
"Okay so not mass destruction..." He snorted, "Don't you have a girl you like? Like Eva? What if she went? Don't you want to peek in on her in all the wonders of a female sleep over?"
Dakota slapped his hands on the table and leaned over at Otto, "Boys dream about this, Men fantasize about moments like these. Otto you are living all of our hopes and dreams by doing this...A girl party...No Otto, it's female in their natural environment together. Pillow fights, scantily clad underwear. Comparing their bust size, s**t, if I wasn't soon to be married, I'd be sneaking in."
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:02 am
Otto gave the man a sour look. Maybe he didn't know. "You know we broke up, right?" He scoffed lightly, his eyes lidding as he picked up the manga once more. Sure he still thought Eva was attractive, but spying on her after would just be... yeah. His brow twitched as the man named off all the fantasies about girl's sleepovers any male might imagine. Of course those were nice to think about. However...
"Dude, that's tempting and all? But these are real women. Not big boobed fantasy women in magazines. I ain't gunna oggle'm while they're havin' a good time in private.... S'disrespectful."
This is also why Otto never got any during his time on the island. Probably.
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:10 am
"Seriously!?!?" Dakota hopped over to the couch, "Sorry to hear that, any reason in particular you wanna share?" He made himself comfortable.
"Of course its disrepectful." Dakota scoffed afterwards, "But it's totally WORTH it."
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:15 am
Otto shrugged lightly, using the book as a way of avoiding eye contact and a means to distance himself from the subject. "It just wasn't working. She's a great friend, but that's all she ever seemed to want to be." A very distant friend he saw a couple times a year.
Dakota's honestly made Otto smirk in amusement, shaking his head with his eyes still glued to the page. "You're awful, dude." His eyes finally peeked up from the book, "But I'm still not going." He insisted deadpan.
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:21 am
"Ah, that's tough. Sorry about that though, I guess that's just the way it goes?" Dakota reached over and pat Otto on the back...super hard.
"But seriously, know what would cheer you up...sneaking into a girl's party..." Dakota insisted, obviously still attempting this, "s**t dude, If you're so scared of the consequences, I can hold your hand and we can go together...."
Oh the things Candace would do....but would it be worth it? For the future education of his little homie...Hell yes.
"It's decided, we should go, yes." Dakota shrugged, "Besides, you might find a girl that catches your fancy instead, then can work on wooing her, amirite?" He nudged the death hunter. "S'how I got Candace...." He'd like to think...
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:26 am
Otto grunted from the solid pat on the back, shoulders hunching in response to the sudden blow. He gave the man an exasperated glare as he prattled on about the sleepover, despite his best efforts to make it go away. "I ain't scared. I just don't wanna." Why was he bothering? Dakota wasn't listening. He sighed heavily, looking back to his book with forlornness.
Dakota seemed to have decided for him that they'd go, making Otto sputter in attempt to disagree. "Wh----No----Da----I'm NOT going girl shopping!" Otto barked, perhaps still whiny over the painful pat on the back.
"Know why they called it a Girl's Night? Cause it's girls only."
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:28 am
"We're just browsin the goods bro, you don't have to like...kidnap a girl from the sleepover. Jesus." Dakota got up and well...heaved Otto over his shoulder.
"It's time for an adventure right? It'll be fun!" He said.
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:31 am
Curse his small size and his light weight! He'd been so sure he was growing too, yet it would never be enough to stop Dakota from carrying the boy over his shoulder like a small child.
"Goddamit, Dakota!" He growled, squirming in his grip as his comic flopped helplessly to the floor. "Lemme go! I ain't gunna be a pawn in your perverted plot!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:32 am
"no no Otto, This is Science!" Dakota happily bounced out of the room.
"Man Science."
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:35 am
Embarrassing. No, this would be beyond that. Traumatizing! All the girl's would see him as some perverted little snot nosed brat after this! Lower than Dakota! He at least had his height, braun and looks going for him! This would ruin him for any remaining respect the island might have!
Panic. Panic!
"Dude No! NO!" Otto flailed now, punching and kicking at the man from his spot on his shoulder. "This is stupid! You're stupid! STUPID!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:40 am
"Stop acting like a whelp." Dakota smacked Otto's bottom hard when he got a kick to his ribs. Thank goodness his fear shield really dampened the blow, it felt more like a sting rather then a full blown kick.
"It's just one night, what's the worse that could happen Otto?" Dakota turned down the therapy wing and looked around. "okay...Shush or we'll get caught..." Dakota grinned, "Time for sneak attack numero uno!"
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