|
|
|
|
|
|
|
iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
|
 Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:12 pm
Solia had taken a shine to Dory. Which meant two things. One, she considered them friends and that was it's own box of a headache. Two, she would desire to do friend like activities with him. Today that apparently involved stale bread. Nerpin Text to FRENCH MAN: I knead your assistance out on the training grounds I promise not to butter you up with some sob story just get out here we have a problem. Israfel and her both giggled at their puns.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Wandered rolled 1 20-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-20)
|
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:01 pm
If there was one thing Dorian was actually really good with, it was puns. Even english puns were his forte - anything stupid like that really tickled his fancy. So, whe he received the text message from the Thomas to his Guy-Man, he spent a little bit of time, trying to get a note back to her, before going her way.iStoleYurVamps Text to Techonolique: I wish to tell you I did deadpan at your jokes you rose. Atyeast know I will be there as fast as I can.
As he swung around to the training grounds, he non-chalantly looked for his partner in crime, clearing his throat a little.
"I 'eard I was needed - 'ow can I 'elp?"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
|
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:23 am
Nerpin Text to FRENCH MAN: This is why you are my flavrit Finding Dory was easy enough as time went on. Taller hunter with coon tails and a cute face with super neat tattoos? Yes that would be "Dorian!" She cheered, dashing up to him, bread in hand. "Look at this, just look at it." Two long baguettes, stale, hard as rock. Taken from the cafeteria having gone untouched. " Parodie. Tragédie.Laissé intact quand ils auraient pu être tellement plus." Shaking her head she offered him one. "They will find a use yet. You up for a duel?"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:34 pm
"Qu'est-ce une façon noble d'aller." Dory stated when Solia came up to him with a baguette, going to wield it a little, poking a hand with the stale piece of bread. No chance of damage, maybe just a little bruising. What could possibly go wrong.
"I don't see why not. Who goes first?" He offered, giving her a little raised eyebrow look, grinning a bit as he went to step back again, wielding it now like a blade.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 2
Total: 7 (2-12)
|
iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
|
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:38 pm
Solia answered him by hitting him. "Ladies go first, duh." HP: 30 DMG: 1 Nerpin Human hps and dmgs b/c bread
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Wandered rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 3
Total: 8 (2-12)
|
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:29 pm
"s**t la merde!" he piped up when he was whacked on the side with the baguette, going to wield his again, before going and prodding forward, like it was an Epee or something to that effect. But it wasn't, it was just a baguette.
So it kind of just bounced off her.
"Et Tu?"
HP: 29
Damage: 2
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 5
Total: 10 (2-12)
|
iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
|
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:45 pm
Did he just? Oh but he did. He so did. "Avoir au vous vous coquin!"
"Taste my sourdough." She swung then frowned.
"Oh my god that sounded better in my head, I'm sorry I didn't mean anything by it." Solia had tried to pun but it had backfired horribly.
HP: 28
DMG: 4
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Wandered rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-12)
|
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:08 pm
"Qu'est-ce qu'un homme!"
No, now they were just tangenting with their references. Taking a moment to literally snort at the unfortunate euphanism, he didn't see her coming with the baguette taking it to the head and missing her completely.
OUCH.
HP: 25
DMG: Haha no.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-12)
|
iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
|
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:26 pm
Solia snorted. "Dépend de l'homme, est-il chaud?" She missed the referrence, but hey her question was valid, even if her earlier flub was well.... awkward. She recovered quickly enough.
"Stick it up Guy-Man. You're not fresh enough for my slick moves."
HP: 28
Dmg: 1
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Wandered rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 6
Total: 8 (2-12)
|
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:42 pm
"Il est grand, robuste et beau." Dory quipped back at her, standing up straight and kind of tilted his head side to side, before grinning openly. Feeling the prod of the foodstuffs, he defended most of it, before going to stab forward, finally connecting again.
"I do not know wat you are talkin' about." He feinted a little. "I am doing fine on my own, T'omas."
HP: 23
DMG: 2
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 1
Total: 6 (2-12)
|
iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
|
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:03 pm
Solia grinned. "Alors ... Pas vous." Her gin was wide, even if she wanted to just pat his cheeks and call him guy-man and tell him he was her flavrit fellow frenchie.
Dorian put up with her antics, which was more than what could be said of many hunters.
"You sure you doughnut know anything?"
Solia was back to making puns, (and getting hit and getting crumbs down her shirt).
Bad puns.
Israfel at the very least admired how she tried, that's what mattered he supposed.
HP: 26
DMG: 0 gg
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Wandered rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-12)
|
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:43 pm
"Ouais, moi pas." He agreed, giving her another light tap with the bread, almost amused at how resilient the foodstuff was in the process of being battered against two humans.
"Well, oui. I seem to 'ave peeled away your crust a little, you're coming off a bit spongy."
PUNS.
HD: 23
DMG: 1
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 2
Total: 7 (2-12)
|
iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
|
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:04 pm
"............" Solia side eyed Dorian. "Jason?" Her cheeks colored at the thought of her little crush.
"Humph. I will just have to rise to your expectations then won't I?" She took a baguette to the nose. It still hurt. So she retaliated with aiming at his noggin.
HP: 25
DMG: 1
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Wandered rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-12)
|
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:06 pm
He may have been thumped in the head once with a piece of baked good, but the tiny little question made him pause for a moment, giving a cocked-grin look, an eyebrow raising a little.
"Qui est ce Jason? Cette édition de vos petites choses? Votre d?" He asked out loud, smirking a little as he lowered his baguette a little. "You're the yeast of my worries."
HP: 22
DMG: It's a baguette.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 6
Total: 10 (2-12)
|
iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
|
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:18 pm
"Non! Non Personne! Juste quelqu'un que je pensais....Augh, moins parler plus frappant." She waved her bread at him threatningly as one could wave stale bread at another person.
"Je ne sais même pas comment son D est bon dieu..."
"I doughnut knead your sassafras mister." She hit his buns.
HP: 25
DMG: 4
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
