xx They told me I could get my anger out if I wrote a diary. What a load of bullshit. ********' Dickwad thinks they know what's best for me but they don't. I tell you now the best way to get your anger out is to punch some piece of s**t. On the subject of punching guys I once punched this one guy so hard I swear I saw his lungs almost pop out of his mouth. That was so cool.
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"Why is Ajambo such a moody megabitch?"
Why do I punch ********>
Probably about 100 years ago. Do you expect me to keep track of everything?
Euphoric
Your first thought might be "Why is Ajambo such a moody megabitch?" If you actually asked me that in person though I'd probably strangle you. However let me elucidate you whichever slackjawed ******** of a Captain reads this nonsense. Stars right? I'm sure you're incredible concerned with what my star sign is!
I remember the day well. My brother (who by the way is a complete p***y) had just got the s**t beaten out of him yet again. Of course at this point I was pretty shabby myself but nonetheless I stood up for him. Here I was some stupid little girl standing up to boys that were a good bit bigger than me.
Fight or flight. So what do I do? I sock that ******** right in the face. I can't quite describe it as anything but euphoric. It was as though I'd become awakened to the one truth of the universe. As I saw that tooth come flying from his mouth and the blood fly in the air my body seemed to move almost on it own hitting him right in the gut and knocking the wind clean out of him.
As this large thing writhed on the ground I found my calling. From that day on I decided there was nothing I wanted more.
All I needed was a really good excuse to punch things. Have I won you over yet you, my reader, who is concerned only with star signs and blood types? Perhaps you'll ask me for my favourite colour yet or something equally ******** daft. Hollows are much easier to justify. The mental gymnastics are just easier.
Not too long ago. Maybe twenty or so years ago. Do you expect me to keep track of every little thing in my life? Perhaps you want to know what I ate for Lunch too. Weirdos
Here I am a grown woman getting into fist fights all the time
So here's the thing. As you can imagine beating up the other kids is only fun for so long. Eventually you start craving a bigger challenge and can you imagine me. Here I am a grown woman getting into fist fights all the time (they're fun and you'd enjoy them if you weren't useless layabouts) and I start to think. What if I were a Shinigami? Would I be able to get into fist fights with hollows.
Naturally of course I had the potential to be a Shinigami. If I remember correctly my main man said that my reiatsu was impressive albeit untamed. I think that was a nice way of saying that I am doomed to be crap at shunpo and kido. That's for pussies anyway so whatever.
I practically flunked through his tests. I just scraped by on my live practice grades. My Zanjutsu was passable which is probably what saved me from being kicked out but I can't actually do kido. As I said. I have respect for swordsmen and fist fights but really? Magic? Limp dicked assholes.
I remember getting my Zanpakto well though. That thing was a 'beaut. I swear down we are best ******** buddies. Together we have explored a variety of news way to punch things really god damn hard. Our passion for hitting things with inordinate amounts of force is second to none and I couldn't ask for a better ally.
I'm done with this s**t
Like yesterday. What is the date even?
kindly go jump off a cliff.
Okay so point here being that writing isn't exactly my forte. If you're going to hire me for your squad you know damn well I don't want no intelligence division or some p***y medical division. Why am I writing this anyway? We all already know that I'll just be joining gigantor's squad.
Seriously though if you're even considering that for a joke kindly go jump off a cliff.
If there's a squad that's all about punching hollows though I'm up for that. Hint hint
Oh I thought I should mention that I do have a family outside this job. Despite how much s**t I talk about my brother I do need to go check up on the family once in a while. Make sure they're doing okay and getting something from my pay.
Thanks.
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