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Every few moments or so Des would glance up from whatever he was working on to glance at the mop of blue hair that had leeched itself onto his couch. This was turning out to be one of the few times, more like once in a blue moon rare, that Desmond actually let Alex around him to do whatever he wanted. And since the kid was going to sit there and mope, Des agreed. Especially considering he knew the cause. His eyes flickered upstairs, to a hallway. ....He was slightly surprised that Gabriel had said he was staying once he heard about Alex. ....Though hiding in the purple haired boys room was not how one normally went about watching a boyfriend...

Unfortunately for Desmond though, while Alex might be content to sit there and wither away into a husk, the purple haired boy just wasn't use to it. Alex was constantly jumping him, always active. So to see the boy quietly laying there and staring off into space was a little unnerving. Pushing up his glasses, Des rubbed at his eyes as he slouched in his chair with a sigh. "Alex... I get you upset, but laying here isn't going to do you any good."

It was then that the door to Des' house flew open unceremoniously. "Knock knock, anyone home?" Came a voice that made Desmond groan and sink into his chair. Not him. ANYONE but him. Hell, Des would actually prefer Alex over him. Angry teal eyes glared up at lazy pinky red.

"Luka." The purple haired boy spat.

"Desmond." Came the reply. "What do you want. Why are you even here, I'm busy." Des hissed. "Are not." Luka said as he lazily walked about the room. Luka was tall. Taller, in fact than Des. "What are you busy with?" "I have company." Des deadpanned as he shrugged a shoulder at the mass on his couch.

Luka just blinked. "That's not company, that's Alex." Luka mumbled as Des resisted the urge to scream. "....What's he doing over here anyway? I thought you hated when he's here?

"Not as much as I hate having you here so if you're done being a pain in my side I'd ask you to leave. Neither I nor Alex feel particularly inclined to put up with your special brand of stupidity for the night." Des grumbled as he tried to ignore the taller man.

Luka just raised a brow before skulking over to the couch and leaning over the other man. "What's your problem?

"I honestly have no clue." He blinked as Alex explained his 'story'. "Oh. Well that sucks." The greenette rocked on his heels a bit, before glancing back at Alex. "Soooo I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

"Oh for the love of ********> Des groaned. "Don't start."

Des closed his book instantly. Alex didn't have to tell him twice. "Feel free to kill him if he gets too annoying. Skylar won't mind." Des said headed for his room. "Come find me if you're tired of sleeping on the couch. You know I've got the spare room I can set up."

Luka just rolled his eyes before flopping on the couch with a grin. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Okay. I know I don't say it often but you are amazing." Des said as he called from the the stairs before disappearing all together.

Luka just grinned lazily, stretching. "Then make me shut up if I'm so horrible. The green haired giant was silent for another moment before... "Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on."

Luka kept at it. 'Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!', 'You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line', 'Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!' Each one more progressively cheesier and cornier then the last.

Luka blinked as Alex crawled into his lap and kissed him. Well in his defense, Luka had told Alex to make him shut up.... Course, this didn't mean it would work. "Depends." Luka said slowly. "What if I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better? .....Or can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back?"

There was silence as he stared.

"Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?"

Boom. Three kiss related pick up lines in one go.