The fans were stirring all about the arena, finding their seats or heading to the concession stands before the sixth Monday Massacre went underway, the first one of the New Year! As the hour reached 7pm Western time, the opening riff to Hell or Highwater's "Crash and Burn" resonated around the arena, the song that had become known as Monday Massacre's theme tune. The fans let out a joyous cheer for at the realization that the show was beginning. Like always, they expected a word from the esteemed General Manager
Life is a long, long road I know,
Take it one day at a time!
But days are wasted,
I cant replace 'em.
If I'm not mistaken,
I don't have time for this!
The nights are getting longer and longer,
I swear that I used to be stronger.
But I wont forget that I can't regret where I've been,
So until then I'll say...

Right before the chorus struck, a tall, muscular figure ran out on stage. The moment he pushed through the curtain, the fans screamed his name to greet him. Wearing his black jeans, a black "Trivium" muscle shirt, and his signature aviators to hide his eyes, it was none other than the General Manager himself, Matt Shanahan. A wide grin etched his features as he gazed across the large crowd filling the arena. He had high hopes for tonight's show just like all of the fans, for tonight was the start of BBW history. With his grin in check, Matt quickly began his trek down to the ring, slapping a few high fives along the way.
Crash and burn, my friend!
I'll see you at the bottom of the
Deep, dark blue descend!
This is the end!
Begin again!
The God of Punks' movements were quick, considering there was a bounce of energy in every step he took. He jogged up the steel steps and stepped over the top rope with ease, entering the squared circle. His combat boots carried him across the BBW logo painted into the canvas and towards another turnbuckle, where he found a microphone laying down on the mat. The music faded into the distance as he picked up the vocal receiver and moved towards the center of the ring; his eyes scanned around the arena for sparing seconds, taking in the sight of the roaring crowd. "PORTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, OREGOOOOOON!" The God of Punks tested his crowd with a cheap call-out for the city the people lived in, getting a near deafening response. His smile couldn't have been any stronger.
"You guys seem pumped, and I can't blame you! ********, -everyone- should be pumped tonight! Whether you're Lance Perfecto or Salem Croft, tonight is a night -to- be ********' pumped! For one, we start our tour across the US, thanks to... a certain individual who I refuse to name, and myself... and secondly, tonight marks history in the Bad Blood books. Tonight is the -largest- card we have ever had; what is it, eighteen match-ups?! There hasn't been a card that size in -any- company in ********' years!" Matt exclaimed with renewed vigor compared to last week's appearance. After all, King wasn't around him, and he was just thankful for that alone.
"That's right, we've got ******** people lined up on the roster tonight, that's inconceivable! Especially for a company that's on it's seventh overall broadcast; but we've done it! We've got old faces, familiar faces, -new- faces, rookies, legends, veterans, janitors, heroes, zeroes, spoiled brats, snakes, dragons, demons, lucha lunatics, witches, lubricant, rebels, emo kids, BY GOD! I daresay -we- got it all for you ******** tonight!" He paused as the crowd roared in approval for the show, but mainly because he had to catch his breath such a quick speech.
With his breath filling his lungs once more, Matt pressed on, "... But why? -Why- do we have so much talent signed to the company now? What makes tonight so much different than our Christmas broadcast? What makes 2014 so drastically different from 2013? Is it the new Jerkoff of Talent Relations? Is it my incredible smile? Did I sell Mindy's body to each of them? Did I promise a shot at a championship?!... No. You see, the ones of you that keep up with us online -know- why we're here tonight. You -know- why we're in Portland, Oregon with the biggest roster we may ever have. You -know- why I'm so pumped about this, but the rest of you don't... Would you like to know?" Matt quizzed the crowd, getting a loud "YES!"
"I asked... WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW, PORTLAND?!" Matt roared into the microphone, getting yet another roaring "YES!"
"I can't hear you, I'm a little deaf in this ear," Matt motioned to his right ear as he spoke, "SO WOULD YOU REALLY LIKE TO KNOW?!" Once again, Matt got a reply of "YES!" except it was loud enough to shake the whole arena.
"ALRIGHT! That's what I wanted to hear!" deaf a*****e, "Tonight -is- history for us, for you, for the roster, for the world! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Massacre Numero Seis! But more importantly, welcome to the first round of THE SANGUINE INVITATIONAL 2014!" The General Manager erupted through the microphone as fireworks shot off the stage with his announcement. On queue, a large, royal looking banner unfolded above the titantron, with the words "SANGUINE INVITATIONAL" stitched into the white banner in a bloody-scrawled style.
"That's right! Tonight is the first round of our new annual tournament, the Sanguine Invitational! 24 men and women competing for -one- reason. To win a shot at -any- title under the Bad Blood Wrestling name; that includes the OECW Seasons Championship. Over the next few broadcasts, you'll see all these competitors scramble their way to the top of the company for a shot at gold and fame! In the name of brutality, they will seek out one of the three prizes in our business! But enough from me, right? Let's get the show star-"
[Feel free to interrupt!]
Life is a long, long road I know,
Take it one day at a time!
But days are wasted,
I cant replace 'em.
If I'm not mistaken,
I don't have time for this!
The nights are getting longer and longer,
I swear that I used to be stronger.
But I wont forget that I can't regret where I've been,
So until then I'll say...

Right before the chorus struck, a tall, muscular figure ran out on stage. The moment he pushed through the curtain, the fans screamed his name to greet him. Wearing his black jeans, a black "Trivium" muscle shirt, and his signature aviators to hide his eyes, it was none other than the General Manager himself, Matt Shanahan. A wide grin etched his features as he gazed across the large crowd filling the arena. He had high hopes for tonight's show just like all of the fans, for tonight was the start of BBW history. With his grin in check, Matt quickly began his trek down to the ring, slapping a few high fives along the way.
Crash and burn, my friend!
I'll see you at the bottom of the
Deep, dark blue descend!
This is the end!
Begin again!
The God of Punks' movements were quick, considering there was a bounce of energy in every step he took. He jogged up the steel steps and stepped over the top rope with ease, entering the squared circle. His combat boots carried him across the BBW logo painted into the canvas and towards another turnbuckle, where he found a microphone laying down on the mat. The music faded into the distance as he picked up the vocal receiver and moved towards the center of the ring; his eyes scanned around the arena for sparing seconds, taking in the sight of the roaring crowd. "PORTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, OREGOOOOOON!" The God of Punks tested his crowd with a cheap call-out for the city the people lived in, getting a near deafening response. His smile couldn't have been any stronger.
"You guys seem pumped, and I can't blame you! ********, -everyone- should be pumped tonight! Whether you're Lance Perfecto or Salem Croft, tonight is a night -to- be ********' pumped! For one, we start our tour across the US, thanks to... a certain individual who I refuse to name, and myself... and secondly, tonight marks history in the Bad Blood books. Tonight is the -largest- card we have ever had; what is it, eighteen match-ups?! There hasn't been a card that size in -any- company in ********' years!" Matt exclaimed with renewed vigor compared to last week's appearance. After all, King wasn't around him, and he was just thankful for that alone.
"That's right, we've got ******** people lined up on the roster tonight, that's inconceivable! Especially for a company that's on it's seventh overall broadcast; but we've done it! We've got old faces, familiar faces, -new- faces, rookies, legends, veterans, janitors, heroes, zeroes, spoiled brats, snakes, dragons, demons, lucha lunatics, witches, lubricant, rebels, emo kids, BY GOD! I daresay -we- got it all for you ******** tonight!" He paused as the crowd roared in approval for the show, but mainly because he had to catch his breath such a quick speech.
With his breath filling his lungs once more, Matt pressed on, "... But why? -Why- do we have so much talent signed to the company now? What makes tonight so much different than our Christmas broadcast? What makes 2014 so drastically different from 2013? Is it the new Jerkoff of Talent Relations? Is it my incredible smile? Did I sell Mindy's body to each of them? Did I promise a shot at a championship?!... No. You see, the ones of you that keep up with us online -know- why we're here tonight. You -know- why we're in Portland, Oregon with the biggest roster we may ever have. You -know- why I'm so pumped about this, but the rest of you don't... Would you like to know?" Matt quizzed the crowd, getting a loud "YES!"
"I asked... WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW, PORTLAND?!" Matt roared into the microphone, getting yet another roaring "YES!"
"I can't hear you, I'm a little deaf in this ear," Matt motioned to his right ear as he spoke, "SO WOULD YOU REALLY LIKE TO KNOW?!" Once again, Matt got a reply of "YES!" except it was loud enough to shake the whole arena.
"ALRIGHT! That's what I wanted to hear!" deaf a*****e, "Tonight -is- history for us, for you, for the roster, for the world! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Massacre Numero Seis! But more importantly, welcome to the first round of THE SANGUINE INVITATIONAL 2014!" The General Manager erupted through the microphone as fireworks shot off the stage with his announcement. On queue, a large, royal looking banner unfolded above the titantron, with the words "SANGUINE INVITATIONAL" stitched into the white banner in a bloody-scrawled style.
"That's right! Tonight is the first round of our new annual tournament, the Sanguine Invitational! 24 men and women competing for -one- reason. To win a shot at -any- title under the Bad Blood Wrestling name; that includes the OECW Seasons Championship. Over the next few broadcasts, you'll see all these competitors scramble their way to the top of the company for a shot at gold and fame! In the name of brutality, they will seek out one of the three prizes in our business! But enough from me, right? Let's get the show star-"
[Feel free to interrupt!]