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got to petalburg

dude trying to tell me how to live my life >:T (made me go to the gym)

saw pops. wally walks in and pop has to take a minute to remember who he is lol.
have to go help wally catch a pkmn
wally is hopeless, could'a got in another shot on that ralts, recalls pop's zigzagoon before throwing the ball (probly trips when throwing the ball, ralts is only caught cuz the universe wills it so)

wally leaves all happy with his pkmn
pops says i'm not strong enough to challenge him come back later (RUDE)

go to leave
weird dude in sunglasses accosts me then tells me oops you aren't a good enough trainer for me to wast my time with (SUPER RUDE) (says i'm not dirty enough to be a real trainer lol)

doin some leveling, mostly Flut w/ help from Loam & Xena + sometimes big bro Shrubs

Flut evolves!

Enter Petalburg Woods

catch Taillow in Petalburg Woods
♂ - Mild - LL Cool J

weirdo who likes shroomish comes up to me
turns out to be a Devon Reasearcher and he gets menaced by an aqua grunt
i gotta save his butt
Shrubs Quick Attacks his poochyenah into submission
researcher gives me great ball as thanks and runs off to rusburoto

Loam blows past Roxanne's first two geodude's
nearly lose Shrubs to her Nosepass (god bless oran berries)

leave gym

Aqua grunt runs past
shroomish lover runs past
cautiously follow them
shroomish lover laments the theft of his GOODS and says he will be "in big trouble" if he doesn't get them back
proceed to eye roll and go after the grunt

Loam evolves!

find grunt in tunnel with kidnapped Peeko
Xena stomps his poochyena into the floor (she just learned Bite halleluiah)
get the goods and save the girl seagull
mr. briney v happy

shroomish man gives me another great ball then takes me up to to Devon building's 3rd floor (????) then asks me to do his damn job for him (wtf dude why are you asking a 10yr old to take ur dumb package to slateport?????) and THEN hands me off to the Prez who asks me to deliver something for HIM (GET A PKMN TO DELIVER YOUR MAIL FOR U BUTTHOLE)
at least the Prez gives me a pokenav for my troubles /:

go to leave town and see Brendan lurking about the exit
so we meet again assbutt.... e____e