Heres a recent joke I heard from a former co-worker.
Three people walked to the edge of a tall steep cliff, preparing to commit suicide. (This is not the kicker of the joke.)
An angel comes down from the heavens before the three people, and tell them that he/she will allow the three to have new lease on life, a second chance. All they have to do is jump off the cliff and scream to the world what they want to be.
The three people pondered on this, and made their choices. The first one jumped off screaming, "I wanna be an eagle!" then *POOF*, he became an eagle and flew away. The second man raced to the edge, jumped off and screamed, "I wanna be a Womans booster seat!", then *POOF*, he became a womans booster seat, and fell.
The third man, hesitant with what he wanted at first, then raced to the edge of the cliff. But he tripped, and from tripping, screamed "Ah CRAP!"
In case you didnt get it, the third man turned into crap. mrgreen
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:57 pm
Allrose
Heres a recent joke I heard from a former co-worker.
Three people walked to the edge of a tall steep cliff, preparing to commit suicide. (This is not the kicker of the joke.)
An angel comes down from the heavens before the three people, and tell them that he/she will allow the three to have new lease on life, a second chance. All they have to do is jump off the cliff and scream to the world what they want to be.
The three people pondered on this, and made their choices. The first one jumped off screaming, "I wanna be an eagle!" then *POOF*, he became an eagle and flew away. The second man raced to the edge, jumped off and screamed, "I wanna be a Womans booster seat!", then *POOF*, he became a womans booster seat, and fell.
The third man, hesitant with what he wanted at first, then raced to the edge of the cliff. But he tripped, and from tripping, screamed "Ah CRAP!"
In case you didnt get it, the third man turned into crap. mrgreen
I actually found your commentary ('that's not the kicker') to be 1000% more entertaining and hilarious than the actual joke xd
I know, the jokes not all that funny in general, but when I first heard it, I did lol pretty hard to it. xd So, at the moment, Im not all that creative myself.
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:10 pm
Allrose
Lyonel Noale
I know, the jokes not all that funny in general, but when I first heard it, I did lol pretty hard to it. xd So, at the moment, Im not all that creative myself.
Your comments definitely made it much more hilarious 3nodding so that definitely matters more than the joke itself; it's all about presentation, after all!
(This is not the exact way in which the following was told to me) Daughter 1: "Mom, why is my name Rose?" Mom: Because when I had you, a rose fell on your head." Daughter 2: "Mom, why is my name Daisy?" Mom: Because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head." Daughter 3: "Mom, why is my name Azalea?" Mom: "Because when you were born, azaleas fell on your head" Daughter 4: "oijfefjsjdkknasfklflngngsnagsg????" Mom: "SHUT UP CINDY. GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE! WHO LET YOU OUT?! AND ... OH GOD ... ARE THOSE FECES???"
Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:03 am
(Again, I wish I could remember the joke word-for-word in which it was told to me)
Guy to partner: "I don't know Anne, it's like you never know what you're doing when I let you take charge. You whine and cry a lot and you're incomprehensible to the point where I can't understand you most of the time. Why do you insist on keeping the lights on after we're finished and claiming something is in the closet? I really don't understand you sometimes and I wish you would just grow up. It's like making love to a sack of potatoes. You're really immatu-
*Girl dozes off*
Guy: Anne ... honey. Are you even listening to me?
Anne: Dadda!
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Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:45 am
Lyonel Noale
Nikko Roseus
I found this while searching the web today, it gave me a chuckle so here's hoping! xd I love kitties~ <3
ahhh i love both of them razz "So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..." (by far one of my favourite jokes, ever) (i wish I could tip in these forums... *cries sadly*) How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.
The ADHD one made me laugh a bit not gonna lie. xd I'm no good with jokes so I'll just keep posting funny pics/gifs that I find. 3nodding
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:53 pm
Nikko Roseus
Lyonel Noale
Nikko Roseus
I found this while searching the web today, it gave me a chuckle so here's hoping! xd I love kitties~ <3
ahhh i love both of them razz "So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..." (by far one of my favourite jokes, ever) (i wish I could tip in these forums... *cries sadly*) How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.
The ADHD one made me laugh a bit not gonna lie. xd I'm no good with jokes so I'll just keep posting funny pics/gifs that I find. 3nodding
I found this while searching the web today, it gave me a chuckle so here's hoping! xd I love kitties~ <3
ahhh i love both of them razz "So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..." (by far one of my favourite jokes, ever) (i wish I could tip in these forums... *cries sadly*) How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.
The ADHD one made me laugh a bit not gonna lie. xd I'm no good with jokes so I'll just keep posting funny pics/gifs that I find. 3nodding
oh my god is this a commercial for bananas? xd
Yep! lol I love it <3
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:12 pm
Nikko Roseus
Lyonel Noale
Nikko Roseus
Lyonel Noale
Nikko Roseus
I found this while searching the web today, it gave me a chuckle so here's hoping! xd I love kitties~ <3
ahhh i love both of them razz "So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..." (by far one of my favourite jokes, ever) (i wish I could tip in these forums... *cries sadly*) How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.
The ADHD one made me laugh a bit not gonna lie. xd I'm no good with jokes so I'll just keep posting funny pics/gifs that I find. 3nodding
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